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If you had to wed someone from the board...

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now that jimjammers name was said 3x he'll reappear like Beetlejuice and damn us all!!

 

:lol:

 

 

its all bollocks if you ask me.. :P

 

EXACTLY!!!!!

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I'd marry my av!

<<<< *drools*

its all bollocks if you ask me..

Exactly, Why would you kill yourself if your band is realesing its debut album in October

 

Anyway, I really don't know who'd I'd marry. For startes, I still have to wait 2 years legally and also I doubt anyone would want too :bigcry:

its all bollocks if you ask me..

Exactly, Why would you kill yourself if your band is realesing its debut album in October

 

Anyway, I really don't know who'd I'd marry. For startes, I still have to wait 2 years legally and also I doubt anyone would want too :bigcry:

 

if you ask me, i dont think there is any album,i think it's all bullshit lies,and the place he was meant to play here in glasgow hasnt even got their band listed for gigs on whatever months hes meant to be touring

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its all bollocks if you ask me..

Exactly, Why would you kill yourself if your band is realesing its debut album in October

 

Anyway, I really don't know who'd I'd marry. For startes, I still have to wait 2 years legally and also I doubt anyone would want too :bigcry:

 

if you ask me, i dont think there is any album,i think it's all bullshit lies,and the place he was meant to play here in glasgow hasnt even got their band listed for gigs on whatever months hes meant to be touring

 

 

another fibber exposed.... and its all thanks to Voltron!! Exposing liars for who and what they are!!!

 

*queues superhero music*

There's no superhero smiley dammit

Meh, This'll have to do :operator:

and thats a lonnggg list of lies:

-being "gaz" friend-this is a lie because he has shown no proof whatsoever

-playing in glasgow-again no proof

-logging on as "gaz" pretending to be him

-when he went "missing" his "bandmate" logged on and asked where he was-this again was jimjam with a sneakily changed name from lightman to some other name

 

cant think of any more :lol:

Oh amd the whole "I know Gary Lightbody and I make love to him every night" thing

and also saying that hes with Parlophone

this was exposed as a lie because someone fromthe official board emailed parlophone asking if they had heard of the band and guess what

 

they didnt

Exactly, Jimmy Pyjamas Jam was a fake

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and thats a lonnggg list of lies:

-being "gaz" friend-this is a lie because he has shown no proof whatsoever

-playing in glasgow-again no proof

-logging on as "gaz" pretending to be him

-when he went "missing" his "bandmate" logged on and asked where he was-this again was jimjam with a sneakily changed name from lightman to some other name

 

cant think of any more :lol:

 

oh oh!! what about being at a B&B with Aimee??! unless that was true... :stunned:

 

OR the one where his uni banned Coldplaying COINCIDENTALY at the exact time the mods and admins notice the same IPs... SO then he had to log on thru some site that 'disguised' his IP... :rolleyes: and now all of a sudden he can't log on at all.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

mega!

Oh amd the whole "I know Gary Lightbody and I make love to him every night" thing

 

:lol:

In case you're wondering the guy he calls "Gaz" is Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol, who is apparently Jimjams friend.

 

Jimjam also claims he knows people from the TV show Byker Grove, as well as claiming he passed an audition to be in the show but he turned it down because of his dignity. I asked him WHY DID YOU AUDITION IN THE FIRST PLACE and after about 20mins of waiting I got a PM back saying "To prove Im better then those ballsuckers" or something, christ.

 

And dont forget the other thing about Parlophone :rolleyes: The Parlophone executive on Coldplay.coms board said he never heard of Jimjams band. Jamie went quiet, and then left (Like he has done 50,000 times when posting by the way)

and whats even more funny is HE CANT EVEN ADMIT THAT HES LYING!!!

and whats even more funny is HE CANT EVEN ADMIT THAT HES LYING!!!

Yeah, unless he's a werewolf in duisguse and has no recolition of posting in the morning

did anyone read my discoveries

I did!

and thats a lonnggg list of lies:

-being "gaz" friend-this is a lie because he has shown no proof whatsoever

-playing in glasgow-again no proof

-logging on as "gaz" pretending to be him

-when he went "missing" his "bandmate" logged on and asked where he was-this again was jimjam with a sneakily changed name from lightman to some other name

 

cant think of any more :lol:

 

oh oh!! what about being at a B&B with Aimee??! unless that was true... :stunned:

 

OR the one where his uni banned Coldplaying COINCIDENTALY at the exact time the mods and admins notice the same IPs... SO then he had to log on thru some site that 'disguised' his IP... :rolleyes: and now all of a sudden he can't log on at all.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

mega!

 

yehhhhhhhh! he said to me that their was a virus on his pc and that he had to keep his status hidden,this was after i asked why he kept loging on and off (obviously to change from "lightman" to jimjam and vice versa!)

yehhhhhhhh! he said to me that their was a virus on his pc and that he had to keep his status hidden,this was after i asked why he kept loging on and off (obviously to change from "lightman" to jimjam and vice versa!)

Why did he log on and off though when you can use 2 accounts at the same time?

I did when I was halping with the 2004 awards

yehhhhhhhh! he said to me that their was a virus on his pc and that he had to keep his status hidden,this was after i asked why he kept loging on and off (obviously to change from "lightman" to jimjam and vice versa!)

Why did he log on and off though when you can use 2 accounts at the same time?

I did when I was halping with the 2004 awards

 

oo yeh he sais he couldn't have more than two windows open at once or some crap like that

 

 

another mystery: why go all that way to southhampton or wereever to meet up with people ywhen ou've only spoke to them for about a month and stay in a BnB yourself!

Hahahaha, Man he was one weirdo

Hey you know he didn't want to post his picture, Do you think it's cause he looked like this:

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