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The 'ALL NEW' Coldplay Piccie Caption Thread...

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hahaah that is so funny!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonny : ah ah Chris is trying to chat up Guy but I know that he is testing me.

Will: Chris stop, I'm jealous.

Chris: Guy, I'm testing the jonny's reaction ;)

Guy: ok ok Chris no problem but in return I want a pack of beer. :D

Chris :: Yeaaaahhhh they said I was the most sexy vegetarian in the world hooraaaaaaaay

Jonny :: Oh, come on Chris, I don't think anybody cares about that vote, look, nobody's looking at you

Guy :: Yeah, I think Jon's right you're not so sexy ... and I AM the most sexy beer drinker in the world

Will :: Chris ? You're wearing blacks soxes with white shoes... Do you think it's really sexy ?

Good one Olive :thumbsup:

Guy : Hurry up and finish that song chris,I have to go pee pee !!!!!

Chris : Lights wiiilll guuiiiiiiide youuuuu hooommeeeeee ......

Good one Juju :cool:

Thanks ariadnasquire ;)

Your welcome A whisper ;)

I've found it whth a link given by the website :http://guyberryman.net/main/modules/news/

;)

Jonny : ah ah Chris is trying to chat up Guy but I know that he is testing me.

Will: Chris stop, I'm jealous.

Chris: Guy, I'm testing the jonny's reaction ;)

Guy: ok ok Chris no problem but in return I want a pack of beer. :D

 

 

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: great!!!

Voiceover (Judi Dench type): And for just £2 a month you can help lead singers overcome their severe dandruff problems caused from months of touring. This is Chris. Before his dandruff problem he was a handsome, upstanding man in a popular rhythm and beat group, The Coldplays. Now he plays piano in a gay bar. He claims this was his ambition but we know he longs for the days where he was strutting his stuff in venues all around the world. Remember all calls are handled by professionals and every 100th caller recieves a signed photo of Guy Berryman's cousin. A must for any true Coldplays fan. Thankyou.

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: that is COMEDY if ever ive seen it :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

dandruff...im still laughing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The reason why coldplay didn't have any wedding day photos released to the public.

 

Gwyns under the pile of rice ;)

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Johnny: Guy... heheheh... hahah.. EXPOSED HIS PENIS UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAH!!

Guy: SHUT UP. NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

 

 

 

haha I'm sorry... I had to....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent! So funny!! Perhaps Guy needs to get his bladder checked? He also seems to make things interesting when he gets bored. . . :lol:

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Johnny: Guy... heheheh... hahah.. EXPOSED HIS PENIS UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAH!!

Guy: SHUT UP. NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

 

 

 

haha I'm sorry... I had to....

 

 

lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

great racheld :D !!!!

:lol: :rolleyes: :lol:

:lol: :lol: hahahahah

Chris: Give us a kiss then, Gwynnie Poo, dearie sugar-pie.

Gwyneth: God, Chris. You've got last night's soya bean and eggplant boiled in asparagus soup stuck in between your teeth. It's really quite horrible, you know.

:shock: :worried: :sick: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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