Ted Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Kylie: And yes for just £299.99 you too can have your very own larger than life-size Chris Martin mannequin. Dressed just like the real thing in "Parachutes" era clothing but remember order now to recieve A Rush Of Blood To The Head era white shirt and wrist strap plus for all new customers an X&Y era wig and fingertape. My favourite feature has to be the drawstring voice activation system. (Pulls string) Chris Mannequin: MAKE TRADE FAIR! MAKE TRADE FAIR! MAKE TRADE FAIR! Kylie: The Chris comes with over 4 different phrases. (Pulls string) Chris: Sorry I was only paid to do one phrase...I will have to talk it over with my legal people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missberryman Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 uuuuuuu Kylie looks so cute...so fragile :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Kylie: And yes for just £299.99 you too can have your very own larger than life-size Chris Martin mannequin. Dressed just like the real thing in "Parachutes" era clothing but remember order now to recieve A Rush Of Blood To The Head era white shirt and wrist strap plus for all new customers an X&Y era wig and fingertape. My favourite feature has to be the drawstring voice activation system. (Pulls string) Chris Mannequin: MAKE TRADE FAIR! MAKE TRADE FAIR! MAKE TRADE FAIR! Kylie: The Chris comes with over 4 different phrases. (Pulls string) Chris: Sorry I was only paid to do one phrase...I will have to talk it over with my legal people... Yes is Chris anatomically correct and do you accept most major credit cards? :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missberryman Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I only got VISA :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitepanda Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 LOL. That's so funny. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: good one Ted :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nettie Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Now that's funny! :lol: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Will: A guy walks into a bar, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs his pint, puts the pork pie on his head and smashes it with his hand, then walks out, leaving the barman a little confused. The next day he comes back in, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs the pint, puts the pork pie on his head, smashes it with his hand and walks out, leaving the barman even more confused. The next day he comes in again and orders a pint and a pork pie but the barman, trying to figure him out, says "sorry, no pork pies" so the guy orders a packet of cheese and onion crisps instead, downs the pint, puts the packet of cheese and onion crisps on his head smashes them with his hand and is about to leave when the barman stops him and asks "why did you just smash that packet of cheese and onion crisps on your head?" and the guy replies "because you didn't have any pork pies. Jonny: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missberryman Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: very nice very nice........I guess Jonny really would laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitepanda Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Jonny laughs at everything. :lol: And this is Guy: Thinking to himself: "If he tells that pork pie joke one more time I swear..." And Chris: *Forced smile* Oh that's great Will... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: Poor Will. I can relate. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sienna Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Jonny laughs at everything. :lol: And this is Guy: Thinking to himself: "If he tells that pork pie joke one more time I swear..." And Chris: *Forced smile* Oh that's great Will... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nettie Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 :lol: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missberryman Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Jonny laughs at everything. :lol: And this is Guy: Thinking to himself: "If he tells that pork pie joke one more time I swear..." And Chris: *Forced smile* Oh that's great Will... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: reality :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Jonny: YES! Looks like those little blue pills worked! Thank you Guy... Chris: (Desparately trying to conceal throbbing erection) Ermm well thanks for the award and that...BYE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nettie Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grace Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Jonny: i wonder if anyone noticed that i put lipstick on ... Guy: i try just to look hawt ... as usual --- Will: someone get me outta heeeeere ... Chris: damn ... they fuckin interruptted us,jonnyboy it's late ... so ... i didn't come up with something funny :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grace Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 ***will,chris and jonny at a museum ... *** Chris: follow me ... i know the right way ... god, i just feel like moses or jesus ... Will: where's guy? i need a bloke around me that is not fuckin bonkers ... *cry* Jonny: he he ... i just smile ... they won't notice that i just stole a painting,will they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samantha Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 lol...jonny is such a tea leaf :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 LMFAOOOOOOOOO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyduckette Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 lol!! the comment about Will needing someone who isnt bonkers :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebyitaly Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Guy: Oh man, I was in such a hurry to leave the house I forgot to put on underwear. Will: I wouldn't worry about it mate, no one will notice. Jonny:Yeah besides you'll have your bass in front of you, no one can see. Chris: yeah as long as you don't do anything to call attention to yourself, I'm sure you'll be fine. Guy: yeah, your right. OK lets go. http://rapidshare.de/files/9289316/SexyGuy2.AVI.html Steph: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: *click click click* * post* Coldplaying message board: OMFG!!!! :o :wink3: :sneaky: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Jonny laughs at everything. :lol: And this is Guy: Thinking to himself: "If he tells that pork pie joke one more time I swear..." And Chris: *Forced smile* Oh that's great Will... :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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