Please could someone help me out here. 18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

 

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

 

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

 

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

 

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

 

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

 

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

 

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

 

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0

attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

 

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

 

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.

 

Thanks for any help guys.

:lol: :lol: classic

Thanks! I actually wrote all that in case you people think I stole it out of an email forward like, one guy :rolleyes:

:o haha

Reilly, you's gots some skills bro

you need a partition between mistress 2005 and wife 1.0. That should sort out your problems :)

simple really...

 

wipe your saab93 hard drive to get rid of all the shareware programs. Reinstall drinkingmates7.0 - comes budles with ladsNightOut1.0 and freeWeekend0.1 browser.

 

Upgrade your hardware with NewClothes1.0 - you can afford it when you get rid of the costly Wife1.0.

 

Treat yourself to Holiday2.0.

 

:)

this is all very witty people. very good :cool:

haha very good :lol:

smash the computer and buy a new one.

*hands the hammer*

:rolleyes: why men name their troubles like a software program? :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: why men name their troubles like a software program? :rolleyes:

 

It was a JOKE

 

That was the point of the, JOKE.

well ok, anyways seems its a classic here i saw it time ago... something similar...

 

but the point is...

 

why women don't do the same, i mean why women don't do a similar text about men :idea2:

No, I wrote this one Ari, so its the first time anyone's seen it.

 

If you want to write one about men you can go ahead, nobody's stopping you. It was just a joke, I dont see why there should be a point (Obviously you dont see the humourous side).

i saw the humourous side too very good one :thumbsup: ... but everybody has comment it already so why not say a different point about it... :idea2:

I have seen this before, I'm sure on it :thinking:

Still makes me laugh though

ooo can i steal it and post it on the official!

ill give you credit for it! :P

Haha sure go ahead

 

I have seen this before, I'm sure on it :thinking:

Still makes me laugh though

 

I have seen something of the like aages ago but it wasnt Girlfriend 1.0. It wasnt very funny or long but I got the idea from it.