Pseudonym Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 My momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please" I'd laugh, but it's probably true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li_cold Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 In my case, I'm the fat one. 332 kilos, I guess. Anyway, I've stopped giving importance to my weight. Can you even walk? :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 No I can't. My feet have disappeared into my blubber. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li_cold Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Yeah, I can but I'd rather not since I have everything I need right next to me Oh, now I understand everything Please, watch Wall-E and you'll find the right answers concerning your fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Oh, now I understand everything Please, watch Wall-E and you'll find the right answers concerning your fat I would mis-quote you but everything you are saying about me is true. The fat, the Wall-E, the constant masturbation! :disappointed: Oh, wait....you never said anything about masturbation, did you? :uhoh: :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li_cold Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 :lol: I mean, is that true? :uhoh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Every word. :disappointed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li_cold Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 But...you've said you can't walk because your feet have disappeared into your blubber... :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 It's true, that's why I sit on the couch and masturbate all day! :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li_cold Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Ok :daisy: You may be laughing hardly at my face right now :juggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 It's true, that's why I shit on the table and masturbate all dogs! :cry: :lol: sorry could not resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 :lol: sorry could piss without someone holding it for me Ewwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onute Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Have I said that today I bought a new and very huge David Hasselhof picture??? But I don't know where to hang it :confused: Maybe you should hang it on a wall? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Maybe I should cover the wall in snot? :D disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onute Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 oh, can I lend my snots to you? :rolleyes: No, thanks. I think I'm gonna refuse an idea of covering my walls with it! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 No, thanks. I think I'd better have a meal with them! :) whatever you say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onute Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Then... may I suggest you some recipes? Because I always eat such meals, I love them! Ok, It seems you're a good cook! :D And you'll be the first to taste it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Oh, it seems like you suck! That's right! Very correct! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 That's great!! But I have no idea what to say in fact, me neither :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 ^FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 ^I AM AN EPIC FAIL tell us something we don't know please nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 You fail again because you left the up arrow (^) in the quote, implying I was talking about the poster above me. I've never done this before, but you deserve it ricardo: DOUBLE FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I've never done this before, but I deserve it: I AM A DOUBLE FAIL ... ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onute Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Hey! Don't say you're a double fail! I had to win the biggest loser cup without a rival! Don't worry, we see that you're the biggest loser. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Hey! I am the biggest loser here! :D No, you're not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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