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everyone is going on about it. so what is it??

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Its the spoof band Coldplay created -its a song about Gywn when pregnant with Apple. They dress like glitter rock but sing in rap :rolleyes:

 

i don't have the link but someone here may have it....

woww!!! :lol: :lol:

 

really funny!

he he yeah and steph has a clip of it on her sig :D

YES. :lol:

That pic of Chris cracks me up every time...

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ah groovy. i must watch. thanks steph! i cant see the link on ur sig tho...

that video is so funny! I love it! Jonny looks awesome playing the drums! :thumbsup: Go Jonny Go!

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OMG! i just watched it! its so good! even the song is! it was crappy quality tho... is there any way that i can save it...?

my computers so shite, i cant get it working :(:( , but didnt gwyn talk this song on oprah? ages and ages ago

yes she did - she sort of gave an imitation of it - very funny

thats awesome, chris has some ill beats....lol I cant believe I just said that. :embarrased:

Straight-up gangstas.

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wow it was made so long ago. i never heard anything about it. i seriously love the song. its so catchy. does anyone have the lyrics - they are so good lol. im treasuring this forever haha

 

there aint much of jonny though, and just a small bit of will (which was funny lol). there shouldve been more of them. oh yeah... it IS chris's baby lol... and guy was so emotive haha

 

another thing that sucked was the crappy quality. did anyone get that too? it kept on stopping so i missed bits...

 

so yes, if anyone has lyrics post em please!

Yeah, mine was really choppy, too.

Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're brown

with your hormones bouncing up and down

sometimes your happy sometimes your sad

its a weird nine months with you I've had

There is shit going down that you can't disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me

Now just because a little rumpy pump

now you're walking round with a great big bump

You might think a bit of french and you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make it bun

its something to learn yeah it really is

now you know what that sticky stuff is

I'll be there with you bay through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean

I'll change the nappies through the washing machine

cause I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy

Oh!

Who!

Sometimes you think "what a fool i am

why did I marry this soulful man"

Now a baby's part of my family plan

can it kick me well yes it can

My name's Ken and I've got fleas

do you like being a daddy?

yeah defiantly.

Well I have to warn you although its fun

there are times when you wish you had been a nun

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread

I'll be the nanny you can go out instead

I know that you'll be grumpy that's what everyone says

and you're not going to hump me for 43 days

If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it

then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it

cause I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

sometimes I make you saddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy

(beat box)

Mother!

Mother!

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am you're baby's daddy

Ho!

break it down now,

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

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lol so sexual! "and you're not going to hump me for 43 days" :lol:

 

thanks alot! im trying to find it again in my computer, but it isnt coming up... il have to get it again.

 

does anyone know why it says that it can"only stay there for a week" yet months, possibly a year has passed?!

 

i think there is a couple of spelling mistakes. did u type it all urself??

"And now you know what that sticky stuff is." Chris, you little...

 

The video played smoothly for me today. I don't really know why.

 

This is probably my favorite Coldplay video. :lol:

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^ agrees!!!!!

lol so sexual! "and you're not going to hump me for 43 days" :lol:

 

thanks alot! im trying to find it again in my computer, but it isnt coming up... il have to get it again.

 

does anyone know why it says that it can"only stay there for a week" yet months, possibly a year has passed?!

 

i think there is a couple of spelling mistakes. did u type it all urself??

 

noooo..i just copy/paste...

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