Some reggaeton lover i know needs a gf but he cant have one so we have a few options for him and maybe he'll stop being a wanker so please vote :kiss:

 

A)

 

Alien Love Doll

 

The invasion has begun," raves the advertiser's kit.

 

"Make love not war."

 

Stands 50 inches tall, has buzzing, bleeping open mouth.

 

Inflates when you blow into the alien dong area.

 

B)

 

Luvin Lamb -White

 

See also: Shari Lewis.

 

One single opening in the rear

 

C)

 

Elsie the Inflatable Cow

 

Here's a dandy, inflatable cow who actually goes moo during sex.

 

One rear-entry opening. Spanish fly not required.

 

D)

 

Erotic Blow-up Love Piggie

 

Inflatable pig which looks more like a trucking station's propane tank. One single rear-entry point.

 

Vote now! :cool:

:lol: WELLL I definitely am not cool with BEASTIALITY, so my choice is the alien. his experience might be out of this world :wink3:

 

 

cheesy :embarrased:

D!!!! Puerto Ricans love pork.... its a fact!!

The luvin Lamb kicks asses!!!!!

 

mwhahahahahah Ren!!! you're amazing

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:whip:

you should post a sex doll with albie's face because he screw himself all the time!

The cow. Definately.

 

 

*sigh* I wish I had a friend like you...

 

 

 

:uhoh: :lol:

don't worry, i'll get you one, danielle. :kiss:

Thanks Kelli! :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: You're such a pal... :wink3:

;) :blush:

you should post a sex doll with albie's face because he screw himself all the time!

 

 

:stunned:

:lol: :lol: :lol: you know, I was just about to turn in for the night... and I thought I'd browse the forum before I did.... :lol: :lol: :lol: I think I may have nightmare now!!!

 

 

hilarious!

:o ............ :lol:

 

i was gona say the cow cause of the sound effect but darn that last pic

just screams out "get the alien" :stunned: besides they've been poking stuff into us since rosewell, i say give them a bit of their own medicine.

Those lambs were being given away in Ibiza a few weeks back - some people I know took it into a nightclub and everyone was throwing it around on the dancefloor!! :P

WTF IS THIS THREAD ABOUT :angry:

:lol:

 

 

 

 

I voted for D!

FUCK YOU REN :angry:

 

 

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FUCK YOU REN :angry:

 

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

I don't believe he was actually one of the "options"!! :P

FUCK YOU REN :angry:

 

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

I don't believe he was actually one of the "options"!! :P

 

hahaha :angry:

you should post a sex doll with albie's face because he screw himself all the time!

 

 

:stunned:

 

I :heart: Ian??

poor Jen!! but well...he's not a menace for her! mwahhaha :rolleyes:

you f*cking wankers

 

:dozey:

you should post a sex doll with albie's face because he screw himself all the time!

 

 

:stunned:

 

I :heart: Ian??

poor Jen!! but well...he's not a menace for her! mwahhaha :rolleyes:

 

That's hilarious and frightening all at the same time!! :P

Wicked! Take the cow! THE COW MAN

mwahahahah! :lol:

F*CK OFF

 

REILLY, YOU'VE BEEN ALBIED