I'm not sure if this is a spoof or not, but I got a kick out of it regardless. :lol:

 

"The Nice Little Children Who Never Did Anything Naughty," by Coldplay. Chris Martin and bandmates expand their trademark pleasant inoffensiveness to the publishing world with this slim and light tome that follows the adventures of Kumquat, Papaya, Banana and Key Lime, as the four fruity-named children behave themselves, do good deeds and never forget to brush their teeth before bedtime.

 

from http://www.jsonline.com/onwisconsin/music/nov05/373219.asp

:lol:

I would buy it if its true..

Haha, if I find some spare time this week I'll write/illustrate that book.

^ahh, that would be great! :D

Hilarious :lol:

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"Fitty's Guide to Making A Killing Running Your Own Lemonade Stand," by 50 Cent

 

The multiplatinum rapper and totally inappropriate role model, having used his own life story as material for albums, a movie and a book for grown-ups, shares tips for tykes who want to get rich or get grounded by Mom tryin'.

 

Lmfao.

 

I'd buy Coldplay's book btw. :lol:

Ha! That's funny... :stunned: :lol:

OMG! :lol:

I'd so buy that.

:) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bwha? :lol:

Hmmm? :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's probably a spoof, judging by the titles of the other books. lol.. Just doesn't seem right, playing with people's emotions like that

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

That just made me laugh, brightened up my whole afternoon!

It's probably a spoof' date=' judging by the titles of the other books. lol.. Just doesn't seem right, playing with people's emotions like that[/quote']

 

Yeahh...I kinda picked up on that after reading a few of the others. ;)

heck! i'd buy it!! :)

It's probably a spoof' date=' judging by the titles of the other books. lol.. Just doesn't seem right, playing with people's emotions like that[/quote']

 

Yeahh...I kinda picked up on that after reading a few of the others. ;)

 

just sayin.... :embarrased:

haha I know. No worries. :)

OMFG! haha *rolls on floor* a children's book - did i just read that or do i need me eyes checked!

 

- if it was eva tru im buying it!

Haha, guys it says in the article that it is not true.

oh, what are they doing to the children?? how can they make such a nasty portrayal of Coldplay??????? and all the other books, oh my God!

how dare they :angry:

...I thought it was funny.

it was funny...come on guys....show a little sense of humor

...I thought it was funny.

me too :lol: