May 19, 200323 yr One from tonight's season finale: Milhouse: "War isn't the answer to anything." Bart: "Except all of America's problems." :lol:
May 19, 200323 yr that kid wasnt foreign,... it was ralph! What, really? I was so sure it was the foreign kid.. what's his name btw? Calling him foreign kid makes me think of Fez in The 70s Show :D cailiosa- LOL!! That was so good!
May 19, 200323 yr Thanks! :D Jacob, I looove that episode! Especially when they're all on the plane and Bono takes Adam's spoon and throws it across the plane. :lol:
May 19, 200323 yr lol yes Cailiosa, I love that one. Adam- Hey Bono, I've got a Springfield spoon. That completes my spoon collection. The Edge- AHhhhh, here we go. Bono- Can I see it? (Adam gives Bono his spoon, Bono throws it across the plane and it hits Mr. Burns) Mr. Burns- Wankers..........
June 13, 200323 yr best show ever :!: homer takes a day of work tell try and sell suger. marge-homer work rang if you don't go in tomorrow don't bother coming to work on monday. homer-yahooooooooo long weekend :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
June 17, 200323 yr :lol: Homer: "I can't take his money. I can't make my own money. I have to work for it....gaaaaahhhh!"
June 17, 200323 yr best show ever :!: homer takes a day of work tell try and sell suger. marge-homer work rang if you don't go in tomorrow don't bother coming to work on monday. homer-yahooooooooo long weekend :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lol, that one is hilarious, i'm cryin as we speak, lol. my fav one is: (school bell rings) Milhouse: School's out! Up yours Krabappel! Edna: Well I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No! Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork Chops!? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal! Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing. Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up. Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar. Lisa: But he didn't do anything! Homer: Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marge: I'm going out now, Homer. Homer: But what about dessert? Marge: Oh for God's sake Homer, you can take the lid off your own can of pudding! (Homer breaks the pull-tab) Homer: AHHHH!! Now my pudding is trapped forever! So, I can take the lid off my own can of pudding, can I?! Shows what you know!! there's probably way more, but that's all i got right now, lol
June 18, 200323 yr sorry if someone already said this one but.......... Homer: moe, i've got this friend. Moe: oh yeah, what's his name? Homer: umm joey joe joe shabadu Moe: that's the worst name i'v ever heard. :: guy runs out whailing :: barney: joey joe joe!!
June 18, 200323 yr Marge - Homer I'm going out to get something for supper now. Homer - steak? Marge - I don't have enough money for--- Homer - steak? Marge - ..........yea sure.... steak.....
June 20, 200323 yr Mulder - Look Scully there has been another report of a UFO sighting we need to get down there right away Scully - But, I just got this report of an illegal drugs and weapons shipment coming here tonight. Mulder - I hardly believe the FBI deals with matters like that. Prison Guard - No listenin ya hear me? Homer - uhhhhh yes???? Prison Guard - You just never learn do ya? (whips homer)
June 21, 200323 yr Homer: (singing) I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-A-T! S-M-A-T! HAHAHA that's a good one!! what a genius he is :lol:
June 21, 200323 yr isnt it SMRT?? anyway: WE'RE HE'RE WE'RE QUEER GET USED TO IT!! lisa: you do this every year, we ARE used to it! heh :oops:
June 21, 200323 yr i only remember cuz cock gal used to sing it all the time! it was DAMN catchy hehehhe :)
June 21, 200323 yr HAHAHAH and you got one? eeeeeeeeew.... christmas present! :D my teacher was telling us... disturbing truths aboot looking at your birthday and then going roughly about 9 months back... and most of the time, people are usually conceived on a holiday or celebration day :lol: :oops:
June 22, 200323 yr Mayor's Assistant - "Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you." Mayor - "Does this 'unruly mob' have an appointment?" Mayor's Assistant - "Uhhh...yes...yes they do." Principal Skinner - "I called ahead!"
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