badlydrawngirl Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Bart: Homer do you wear boxers or briefs? *Homer looks down* Homer: Nope! Witness protection guy: Ok Homer, when I nod my head and tap your leg and say Hell Mr Thompson, you say hello back. OK? Homer: OK WPG: *nods head, taps leg* Hello Mr thompson *Homer sits still* *long pause* *Homer looks to the other guy and says* Homer: I think he's talking to you. :lol: :lol: :lol: love these two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Homer quotes: "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" "I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe). :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogieJ Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol i forgot the U R GAY one :) thats the same episode where he keeps making Marge write at the end of the letter PS I am homosexual isnt it? Dr Hibbit: I'm sorry to inform you Marge, but Homer's dead. Marge: *gasp* Dr Hibbit: April fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogieJ Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Homer when confronting marge about her gambling problem Homer: You made Lisa cry, then I cried, then Maggie burped, she's such a little trooper. Homer: Kid's a terrible monster has taken hold of your mom. I call him GAMBLOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 lol i forgot the U R GAY one :) thats the same episode where he keeps making Marge write at the end of the letter PS I am homosexual isnt it? Dr Hibbit: I'm sorry to inform you Marge, but Homer's dead. Marge: *gasp* Dr Hibbit: April fool! The 'U R Gay' episode was the one when Homer joined this 'club' that strangely enough most of the people in town had already joined. Even Mr Burns! The Stonecutters! Thats what they were called! and haha! that Dr Hibbert thing is funny! Talk about inappropriate :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 :lol: :lol: Love the simpsons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 me too me too :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 me too me too :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 shite double post :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Lets bump this beeotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I remember one time, Mr Burns was really sick or something or needed some kind of blood type and Homer, Lenny and Carl we're talking at work. Carl: I could help him, but I won't Both, I think: Why's that? Carl: 'cause I don't wanna Hahaha... It sounds dumb, but I laughed my ass off when I first heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Hmmm.... OKay :P Well I dont have any in my head right now, but at least 2 days a week Simpsons quotes keep popping up in my head and Im laughing my ass off all day for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerslave Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 "And it's all thanks to this inanimate carbon rod!" IN ROD WE TRUST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Hahaha! Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 Wow. Old thread. That I started. In the wrong forum, no less. :idea2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Haha! Wuv that sweetun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 Wow. I'm reading this thread and I am loving it. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Alive Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 BART: And you've never found anything? SKINNER: Once, but by the time I got to the phone my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kahoutek. (ominously) I got back at him, though... him and that little boy of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Alive Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 :D Skinner is my favourite character, by far: CHALMERS: When was the battle of New Orleans? RALPH: What's a battle? SKINNER: (laughs) Let's go. CHALMERS: Did that boy just ask "what's a battle?" SKINNER: No, he said "what's that rattle?" CHALMERS: It sounded like "battle". SKINNER: (pauses) I have a cold, so... CHALMERS: Oh, so you hear R's as B's? SKINNER: ... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanecrofts Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 iv'e got a sudden urge to watch the simpsons, just remembered how funny the simpsons is ( cant believe i forgot about it, i feel ashamed :cry: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 :stunned: and you should. ahaha just kidding. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanecrofts Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 More quotes from moi. Apu: Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying. ------------------------------------ Mr. Burns: Son you're hired. What's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson. Mr. Burns: Simpson eh? I'll remember that name. Homer: WHOO HOO! Only in America could I get a job. ---------------------------------------------------- [Homer gets shot with a tranquilizer dart] Bart: Dad! Oh, Dad! Homer: Avenge me, son. Avenge my death. [starts snoring loudly] ---------------------------------------------------------- Krusty the Clown: Hand over all your money in a paper bag! Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know. ------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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