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Principal Skinner: [over the intercom] Attention please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore.

[Lisa raises her hand]

Principal Skinner: Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

 

 

 

Homer: It's true, I'm a rageoholic! I just can't get enough RAGEOHOL!

[cries]

 

 

 

Grampa: [to Homer] Make me proud... or at least less ashamed.

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WOMAN: So, why do you want to be a "Bigger Brother"?

HOMER'S BRAIN: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!

HOMER: Uh... revenge?

HOMER'S BRAIN: That's it, I'm getting outta here! (footsteps, door slamming)

 

HOMER: Here's your giraffe, little girl!

RALPH: I'm a boy!

HOMER: (patronising) That's the spirit - never give up.

 

HOMER: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.

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i totally forgot about this thread, i read it from the beginning again and i was cryin the whole way through, o man, i looooooooove this show!

 

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

 

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...

Homer: Is it Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist?!

Marge: It's not Batman!

 

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

 

Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

 

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

 

o man, eyes are getting watery, lol, i'll post more later...

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MARGE: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

HOMER: New glasses?

MARGE: No, it seems something might be disturbing him.

HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses.

MARGE: I guess we could take more of an interest in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

HOMER: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

MARGE: That's not what I meant.

HOMER: It was Marge, admit it.

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this is the most funny thread i ever read yet

 

 

 

thank you Johnny. hahah..

 

I'll post more tomorrow after my class or when i can remember a really good one.

pls do laura, and in case i dont cathc u...have a nice day :)

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: damn that homer just cracks me up

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MARGE: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

HOMER: New glasses?

MARGE: No, it seems something might be disturbing him.

HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses.

MARGE: I guess we could take more of an interest in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

HOMER: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

MARGE: That's not what I meant.

HOMER: It was Marge, admit it.

 

:laugh1:

 

Homer: "Now Bart, seeing as you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours!" :chinese:

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