Principal Skinner: [over the intercom] Attention please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore.

[Lisa raises her hand]

Principal Skinner: Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

 

 

 

Homer: It's true, I'm a rageoholic! I just can't get enough RAGEOHOL!

[cries]

 

 

 

Grampa: [to Homer] Make me proud... or at least less ashamed.

Marge: [Marge has entered a demolition derby] Don't hit me! I'm not like you people, I'm loved!

WOMAN: So, why do you want to be a "Bigger Brother"?

HOMER'S BRAIN: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!

HOMER: Uh... revenge?

HOMER'S BRAIN: That's it, I'm getting outta here! (footsteps, door slamming)

 

HOMER: Here's your giraffe, little girl!

RALPH: I'm a boy!

HOMER: (patronising) That's the spirit - never give up.

 

HOMER: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.

i read the whole thread without stoppin it is very addictive...this is the most funny thread i ever read yet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

pls more plsss :rolleyes:

this is the most funny thread i ever read yet

 

thank you Johnny. hahah..

 

I'll post more tomorrow after my class or when i can remember a really good one.

i totally forgot about this thread, i read it from the beginning again and i was cryin the whole way through, o man, i looooooooove this show!

 

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

 

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...

Homer: Is it Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist?!

Marge: It's not Batman!

 

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

 

Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

 

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

 

o man, eyes are getting watery, lol, i'll post more later...

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

 

CHIEF PIGGUM!! I love that one! hahahahah :lol:

MARGE: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

HOMER: New glasses?

MARGE: No, it seems something might be disturbing him.

HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses.

MARGE: I guess we could take more of an interest in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

HOMER: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

MARGE: That's not what I meant.

HOMER: It was Marge, admit it.

my favorite lines are when homer says

 

HOMER-Marge I;m not going to lie to you.

 

then he just walks away.

 

then theres

 

HOMER-you;ll have to speak up im wearing a towl

HOMER-beer, the cause and solutions to lifes problems.

beer, the cause and solutions to lifes problems.

 

haha, that was my signature for a while.

beer, the cause and solutions to lifes problems.

 

haha, that was my signature for a while.

 

haha thats awesome. i love that quote from the simpsons, my friend has a poster of a bunch of the funny quotes on it. thats where i got the beer quote from.

Quote:

 

this is the most funny thread i ever read yet

 

 

 

thank you Johnny. hahah..

 

I'll post more tomorrow after my class or when i can remember a really good one.

pls do laura, and in case i dont cathc u...have a nice day :)

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: damn that homer just cracks me up

MARGE: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

HOMER: New glasses?

MARGE: No, it seems something might be disturbing him.

HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses.

MARGE: I guess we could take more of an interest in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

HOMER: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

MARGE: That's not what I meant.

HOMER: It was Marge, admit it.

 

:laugh1:

 

Homer: "Now Bart, seeing as you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours!" :chinese:

can someone remind me of wt gradpa said once about==> u shut my battle ship or somethin? i dont remember it but i remember of laughin really hard :)

lol, i think it was, "you sunk my battleship". they kept saying it at the old folks home and they kept laughing, i'm laughing as i type this. haha!

pls do laura, and in case i dont cathc u...have a nice day

 

:nice: you too.

It's probably been quoted somewhere, but I was too lazy to read the whole topic so:

Homer: D'oh

:thinking:

 

C'mon you can do better than that.

:laugh3: i was thinking that too...... :dozey:

I was also thinking that. :lol:

We're like one big brain :smart:

YAY!!!!!

woooo imagine the possibilities!!! :dizzy2:

:stunned:

 

....we could rule the world....

Or satirise peoples comments :idea2: