Sweet One Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 Principal Skinner: [over the intercom] Attention please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore. [Lisa raises her hand] Principal Skinner: Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa. Homer: It's true, I'm a rageoholic! I just can't get enough RAGEOHOL! [cries] Grampa: [to Homer] Make me proud... or at least less ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 Marge: [Marge has entered a demolition derby] Don't hit me! I'm not like you people, I'm loved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Alive Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 WOMAN: So, why do you want to be a "Bigger Brother"? HOMER'S BRAIN: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! HOMER: Uh... revenge? HOMER'S BRAIN: That's it, I'm getting outta here! (footsteps, door slamming) HOMER: Here's your giraffe, little girl! RALPH: I'm a boy! HOMER: (patronising) That's the spirit - never give up. HOMER: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_t Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 i read the whole thread without stoppin it is very addictive...this is the most funny thread i ever read yet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: pls more plsss :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 this is the most funny thread i ever read yet thank you Johnny. hahah.. I'll post more tomorrow after my class or when i can remember a really good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet marianne Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 i totally forgot about this thread, i read it from the beginning again and i was cryin the whole way through, o man, i looooooooove this show! Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him. Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman! Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right. Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2. o man, eyes are getting watery, lol, i'll post more later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right. CHIEF PIGGUM!! I love that one! hahahahah :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Alive Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 MARGE: Have you noticed any change in Bart? HOMER: New glasses? MARGE: No, it seems something might be disturbing him. HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses. MARGE: I guess we could take more of an interest in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. HOMER: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. MARGE: That's not what I meant. HOMER: It was Marge, admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 my favorite lines are when homer says HOMER-Marge I;m not going to lie to you. then he just walks away. then theres HOMER-you;ll have to speak up im wearing a towl HOMER-beer, the cause and solutions to lifes problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 beer, the cause and solutions to lifes problems. haha, that was my signature for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 beer, the cause and solutions to lifes problems. haha, that was my signature for a while. haha thats awesome. i love that quote from the simpsons, my friend has a poster of a bunch of the funny quotes on it. thats where i got the beer quote from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_t Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Quote: this is the most funny thread i ever read yet thank you Johnny. hahah.. I'll post more tomorrow after my class or when i can remember a really good one. pls do laura, and in case i dont cathc u...have a nice day :) :lol: :lol: damn that homer just cracks me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 MARGE: Have you noticed any change in Bart? HOMER: New glasses? MARGE: No, it seems something might be disturbing him. HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses. MARGE: I guess we could take more of an interest in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. HOMER: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. MARGE: That's not what I meant. HOMER: It was Marge, admit it. :laugh1: Homer: "Now Bart, seeing as you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours!" :chinese: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_t Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 can someone remind me of wt gradpa said once about==> u shut my battle ship or somethin? i dont remember it but i remember of laughin really hard :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet marianne Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 lol, i think it was, "you sunk my battleship". they kept saying it at the old folks home and they kept laughing, i'm laughing as i type this. haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 pls do laura, and in case i dont cathc u...have a nice day :nice: you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulac_ Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 It's probably been quoted somewhere, but I was too lazy to read the whole topic so: Homer: D'oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 :thinking: C'mon you can do better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 :laugh3: i was thinking that too...... :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 I was also thinking that. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 We're like one big brain :smart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 YAY!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 woooo imagine the possibilities!!! :dizzy2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 :stunned: ....we could rule the world.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Or satirise peoples comments :idea2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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