babylon bebop Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 my fav is one of the halloween specials 'time and punishment' where homer makes a time machine out of a toaster. homer: "ahhh, what a beautiful morning, i have a feeling today is going to be a good day!" bart: "DAD!! YOUR HAND IS CAUGHT IN THE TOASTER!!!" homer: "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" flails around for a while and finally flings the toaster off his hand across the room, then sits on the floor next to the fridge and rests lisa: "DAD ITS ON THERE AGAIN!" homer: "AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marianne Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 more funny quotes that kill me....lol.. Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze! you know which one i can't remember well, it's from the halloween special, where marge is a witch, and at the end of the scene, homer is throwing eggs at the house in his genie costume, and says "come out we know your home, give us candy .. ( or somethin to that effect) .. and lisa goes "dad that's our house", town laughs... and homer screams, "get her! she's a witch!" .. lol... that was funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Millhouse after that girl he liked got switched to an all girl's school. Ralph - There stands a broken man. Todd - It's recess everywhere except in his heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally_ Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 homer: bart! I can't find the remote I looked all over the house! bart: did you check your pocket?! (homer pulls the remote out of his pocket) ralph: I found a moon rock in my nose.... ralph: my cats breath smells like cat food (homer talking to his football team) homer: okay now here comes the hard part... the cuts. I only cut....you....you...you and....you. (Everyone else sighs in relief) homer: Okay now everyone can hit the showers. Except for you steven....your cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally_ Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 the end of that episode where bart and ralph are friends: leprachaun: "well done laddy, youve done a good deed today! now all you have to do is burn down the house.....BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!" ralph: smiles happily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cailiosa Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 From the episode where Homer uses marijuana for medical purposes: Marge: "Homer, I'm starting to get worried...." Homer: "No need Marge, thanks to yes-I-cannabis I just got a promotion at work. WHOA! We have a kitchen!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Peedston Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 mmm.... unexplained bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 mmmmmmmm.....forbidden donut *gargles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Homer:"They have the Internet on computers now"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octakon Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 One of my Favourites: (Homer and Bart is putting glaze on one of the sofa-pillows) Marge; Why are you putting glaze on the sofa-pillow? Homer; Hm... I Could ask you the same thing! Marge; I think I'll leave you two alone... :lol: (..or something like that. I don't remember exactly..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 :lol: that programme never gets old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octakon Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Another one: (Homer have got himself a new computer and he turns it on:) -Press ANY KEY- Homer: Where's the ANY key?! *scream* :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 haha, I remember that one! He put on loads of weight on purpose so he could stay at home and work! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 -Press ANY KEY- Homer: Where's the ANY key?! *scream* i love that one! Homer: phew, all this work is making me thirsty, i think ill order a TAB *presses tab key* OH, no time for that, the computer is starting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octakon Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 hahaha :lol: Anyone who remebers the episode were Homer smokes pot? And then he starts to sing "Smoke on the water". Thats one of my favorites :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Homer finds some extra cash (in his pocket if i remember right) then says: Marge, send the kids to the neighbors, i'm coming home loaded! :lol: Homer heckling Ned from the bleachers: Flaaaaaaaderrrrs..Flaaaaaaanderrrs.. Millhouse naming himself Thrillhouse on some video game score list was pretty funny :) "The Foreign Kid" btw, is Uter, the German Exchange Student! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShibbNani Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Homer (singing) -- "Simpson/Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history...From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree..AAAHHH!" *crashes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_kitty Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 lol. these are all great! i still love the comic book guys "there is no emoticon to describe what i'm feeling!" the best. lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 lol. these are all great! i still love the comic book guys "there is no emoticon to describe what i'm feeling!" the best. lmao. :lol: :lol: That guy is awesome!! My fave character! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Comic book guy is hilarious! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 WORST EPISODE EVER! hahahahah The Comic Book guy yea, hahahaha, I always laugh when they show the outside of his shop and the name of his store "The Android Dungeon!" hahaha anyways. I heard this line yesterday, and I was cracking up. Grandpa Simpson "But son, the Simpson name is my legacy to you, I got it from my father, and he got it from hit father, and his father got it when he traded a mule for it. And that mule went on to win back Spring Break!" ahahhahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 More from Comic Book Guy!: "What's you're name?...Homer?...well excuse me "Homer," is you're name James Cameron or Ridley Scott?? No, it isn't.. so please kindly step away from my screenplay, thank you" :lol: "Since my breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing, i'll be blunt, i no longer have that item in question, bart simpson" VIVA Comic Book Guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogieJ Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Bart: Homer do you wear boxers or briefs? *Homer looks down* Homer: Nope! Witness protection guy: Ok Homer, when I nod my head and tap your leg and say Hell Mr Thompson, you say hello back. OK? Homer: OK WPG: *nods head, taps leg* Hello Mr thompson *Homer sits still* *long pause* *Homer looks to the other guy and says* Homer: I think he's talking to you. :lol: Scully: Homer this is a lie detector, it can detect when you lie. Do you understand? Homer: yes *lie detector goes boom* Mo: Barney show them the exit Barney: Theres a what now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Scully: Homer this is a lie detector, it can detect when you lie. Do you understand? Homer: yes *lie detector goes boom* :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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