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lol yes Cailiosa, I love that one.

 

Adam- Hey Bono, I've got a Springfield spoon. That completes my spoon collection.

The Edge- AHhhhh, here we go.

Bono- Can I see it?

(Adam gives Bono his spoon, Bono throws it across the plane and it hits Mr. Burns)

Mr. Burns- Wankers..........

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best show ever :!:

homer takes a day of work tell try and sell suger.

marge-homer work rang if you don't go in tomorrow don't bother coming to work on monday.

homer-yahooooooooo long weekend

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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best show ever :!:

homer takes a day of work tell try and sell suger.

marge-homer work rang if you don't go in tomorrow don't bother coming to work on monday.

homer-yahooooooooo long weekend

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

lol, that one is hilarious, i'm cryin as we speak, lol.

 

my fav one is:

(school bell rings)

Milhouse: School's out! Up yours Krabappel!

Edna: Well I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning.

 

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Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No!

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No!

Homer: Pork Chops!?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!

Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe.

 

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Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing.

Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

Lisa: But he didn't do anything!

Homer: Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?

 

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Homer: Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

 

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Marge: I'm going out now, Homer.

Homer: But what about dessert?

Marge: Oh for God's sake Homer, you can take the lid off your own can of pudding!

(Homer breaks the pull-tab)

Homer: AHHHH!! Now my pudding is trapped forever! So, I can take the lid off my own can of pudding, can I?! Shows what you know!!

 

 

there's probably way more, but that's all i got right now, lol

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sorry if someone already said this one but..........

 

Homer: moe, i've got this friend.

Moe: oh yeah, what's his name?

Homer: umm joey joe joe shabadu

Moe: that's the worst name i'v ever heard.

 

:: guy runs out whailing ::

 

barney: joey joe joe!!

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Mulder - Look Scully there has been another report of a UFO sighting we need to get down there right away

Scully - But, I just got this report of an illegal drugs and weapons shipment coming here tonight.

Mulder - I hardly believe the FBI deals with matters like that.

 

Prison Guard - No listenin ya hear me?

Homer - uhhhhh yes????

Prison Guard - You just never learn do ya?

(whips homer)

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HAHAHAH and you got one? eeeeeeeeew....

 

christmas present! :D

my teacher was telling us... disturbing truths aboot looking at your birthday and then going roughly about 9 months back... and most of the time, people are usually conceived on a holiday or celebration day

:lol:

:oops:

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