Dandy Andy Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 that kid wasnt foreign,... it was ralph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cailiosa Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 One from tonight's season finale: Milhouse: "War isn't the answer to anything." Bart: "Except all of America's problems." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 19, 2003 Author Share Posted May 19, 2003 LMAO!!! NICE ONE!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkingcontradiction Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 that kid wasnt foreign,... it was ralph! What, really? I was so sure it was the foreign kid.. what's his name btw? Calling him foreign kid makes me think of Fez in The 70s Show :D cailiosa- LOL!! That was so good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 (During the Garbage Man song) Bono- They tell you when your ass is showing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cailiosa Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 Thanks! :D Jacob, I looove that episode! Especially when they're all on the plane and Bono takes Adam's spoon and throws it across the plane. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 lol yes Cailiosa, I love that one. Adam- Hey Bono, I've got a Springfield spoon. That completes my spoon collection. The Edge- AHhhhh, here we go. Bono- Can I see it? (Adam gives Bono his spoon, Bono throws it across the plane and it hits Mr. Burns) Mr. Burns- Wankers.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpn5 Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 best show ever :!: homer takes a day of work tell try and sell suger. marge-homer work rang if you don't go in tomorrow don't bother coming to work on monday. homer-yahooooooooo long weekend :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 "Lisa are my pants on?" "yes" "good" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cailiosa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 :lol: Homer: "I can't take his money. I can't make my own money. I have to work for it....gaaaaahhhh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marianne Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 best show ever :!: homer takes a day of work tell try and sell suger. marge-homer work rang if you don't go in tomorrow don't bother coming to work on monday. homer-yahooooooooo long weekend :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lol, that one is hilarious, i'm cryin as we speak, lol. my fav one is: (school bell rings) Milhouse: School's out! Up yours Krabappel! Edna: Well I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No! Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork Chops!? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal! Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing. Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up. Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar. Lisa: But he didn't do anything! Homer: Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marge: I'm going out now, Homer. Homer: But what about dessert? Marge: Oh for God's sake Homer, you can take the lid off your own can of pudding! (Homer breaks the pull-tab) Homer: AHHHH!! Now my pudding is trapped forever! So, I can take the lid off my own can of pudding, can I?! Shows what you know!! there's probably way more, but that's all i got right now, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 LOL marianne!! those are hilarious :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_kitty Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 sorry if someone already said this one but.......... Homer: moe, i've got this friend. Moe: oh yeah, what's his name? Homer: umm joey joe joe shabadu Moe: that's the worst name i'v ever heard. :: guy runs out whailing :: barney: joey joe joe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Marge - Homer I'm going out to get something for supper now. Homer - steak? Marge - I don't have enough money for--- Homer - steak? Marge - ..........yea sure.... steak..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leno Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Homer: (singing) I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-A-T! S-M-A-T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Mulder - Look Scully there has been another report of a UFO sighting we need to get down there right away Scully - But, I just got this report of an illegal drugs and weapons shipment coming here tonight. Mulder - I hardly believe the FBI deals with matters like that. Prison Guard - No listenin ya hear me? Homer - uhhhhh yes???? Prison Guard - You just never learn do ya? (whips homer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Homer: (singing) I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-A-T! S-M-A-T! HAHAHA that's a good one!! what a genius he is :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Andy Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 isnt it SMRT?? anyway: WE'RE HE'RE WE'RE QUEER GET USED TO IT!! lisa: you do this every year, we ARE used to it! heh :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leno Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 ppppffff dandy andy!!! :lol: :lol: yeah it probably is SMRT, i have a bad memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Andy Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 i only remember cuz cock gal used to sing it all the time! it was DAMN catchy hehehhe :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leno Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 haha so does my brother :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Andy Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 i want a brother.. but im not going to ask my parents cuz thats just DIRTY :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leno Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 why? I DID!!!! :o :lol: at like age 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Andy Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 HAHAHAH and you got one? eeeeeeeeew.... christmas present! :D my teacher was telling us... disturbing truths aboot looking at your birthday and then going roughly about 9 months back... and most of the time, people are usually conceived on a holiday or celebration day :lol: :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Mayor's Assistant - "Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you." Mayor - "Does this 'unruly mob' have an appointment?" Mayor's Assistant - "Uhhh...yes...yes they do." Principal Skinner - "I called ahead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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