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---DOUBLE-POSTING, Davie---- :P

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What jokes? :uhoh:

hello sir nick of nick-ness! :D

How's life treating ya?

 

It's 2.32 am here and i better go to sleep.

 

So, see you later, Dave, Rav, Nick, James! :nice:

Night night

 

anyone got any jokes? :P

I got one, it's about McCain and how out of date he is

 

 

FBI Agent: "President McCain! It's a national emergency!"

 

McCain: "What seems to be the problem my friend?"

 

FBI: "Sir, the terrorists are attacking New England!"

 

McCain: "Hold up a second. There's a New England?"

I'm bad in net jokes especially in english. But, i'm good in spontaneous jokes.

 

Why? Do you need something to laugh at??? :D

Night night

 

Not yet. I can't sleep. :P

 

FBI Agent: "President McCain! It's a national emergency!"

 

McCain: "What seems to be the problem my friend?"

 

FBI: "Sir, the terrorists are attacking New England!"

 

McCain: "Hold up a second. There's a New England?"

 

Hhahahahahahahaha :laugh3: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh3: :laugh4:

life's been good nick :D hows life been taking care of you? :D

 

:laugh3: thats' a good joke :D

life's been good nick :D hows life been taking care of you? :D

 

:laugh3: thats' a good joke :D

Thanks, I though of it all on my own too:D:smug:

 

Lifes goin pretty darn good for me, I'm Viva-ing la Vida!

 

:cool:

Viva-ing la Vida!

 

:stunned:

*peeks in*

 

Haven't posted here before :uhoh:

 

Rudy I love your new avatar :laugh3:

longing live life? :laugh3:

 

:P

 

yep

 

 

Viva Spanglish!:D

Posting in the games i bet

 

I cant believe youd think that of me!!1:P

*peeks in*

 

Haven't posted here before :uhoh:

 

Rudy I love your new avatar :laugh3:

 

Its quite brilliant isnt it?

Here's a joke:

 

What does a newcastle fan do after his team beats Real Madrid in the Champion's League?

 

Turns off his playstation :P

I miss those days

 

we played Inter Milan with LuaLua and Ameobi up front *wipes tear*

 

My favourite ever Newcastle moment was us qualifying for the 2nd group stage in the Champions League, we were 2-0 down and we pulled it back to 2-2 (we had to win to go through) Craig Bellamy in the last minute makes it 3-2, amazing

Here's a joke:

 

What does a newcastle fan do after his team beats Real Madrid in the Champion's League?

 

Turns off his playstation :P

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

For the first time for ages, logging in onto my online bank, my account balance & Available balance are the same

 

But when again, I haven't really used my debit card on the highstreet the past week, paying cash

What does a Newcastle fan do after his team beats Real Madrid in the Champion's League?

 

Turns off his playstation :P

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

You mean it's only a BIG dream, eh? :P

For the first time for ages, logging in onto my online bank, my account balance & Available balance are the same

 

But when again, I haven't really used my debit card on the highstreet the past week, paying cash

 

 

 

How much have ya got there?

is that your song ricky?

 

 

 

I wish it were,but it aint.

What kind of musics does the band in your sig play, Rick? Metal?

Me too. I still can't remember who is Nick, Simon, Chris, James etc. etc.

 

Chris Martin once said "Name is just a noise!"

 

someone said "nomen flatus vocis est" :cool:

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