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You know you're obsessed with coldplay when

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You start to mimic (unintentionally) Chris' dance moves and.......voice patterns?!

 

THATS TRUEEEE:lol:

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you know your obsesses from the minute you play one of their records for the first time...

 

that was soooooo chessy i know but its true...i can still remember listening to Coldplay for the first time...Ahhh the memories...and its been nearly six years.

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^^LMAO :laugh4:

 

 

when everytime you eat pizza you inevitably quote Guy with the thinness of bread comment.. and then when your mom doesn't get it you play the tour diary to show her even though she doesn't wanna know

 

:laugh4:

 

i do that all the time !!! vq5mwo.gif

When you play all three albums and all the B sides that you have on your computer at work, all day, nothing else, not even a different group can be on your computer because it would ruin the Coldplay continuity.

When you want to see piccies of Gwen, Apple, Moses, even though you don't know any of these people, or know Chris or the boys, for that matter.

When I have a stupid smile by looking at Friday night with Jonathan Ross or Storytellers and that Chris say full with stupid things...

When I have a stupid smile by looking at Friday night with Jonathan Ross or Storytellers and that Chris say full with stupid things...

 

he is very funny:D

When you consider getting suspended from school to beat up a skinny ass little sl*t that said Fallout Boy was better then Coldplay, and that Coldplay of all band has dumb lyrics. Ick, the taste of some people.:sick:

When u dream that u go to concert, after the concert u have a date with one of the members, after waking up u watch all the videos, dvds and look at all the pictures that u have and at night come to chat with other Coldplay obssessed people at coldplaying.com.

 

I´m starting to think that i need a schink! :laugh3:

When you consider getting suspended from school to beat up a skinny ass little sl*t that said Fallout Boy was better then Coldplay' date=' and that Coldplay of all band has dumb lyrics. Ick, the taste of some people.:sick:[/quote']If you need someone to hold her down while you beat her call me. ;)
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when u spend ur holidays login in on coldplay.com yo see guy picks :P and when u make a song name brown shirt hahaha :p

Every day i listen to their songs over and over...

today I went and bought two record albums (Parachutes and ARoBttH) of theirs along with a t-shirt...

i heart them! XD

 

*edit* oh yes...i also just tried to explain to my friend just now that the one line in Yellow is sooo totally romantic...("look at the stars, look how they shine for you and everything you do")

i really want to buy that fleese sweatshirt they sell online, but i dont have an extra $70 or $75 to spend right now. damn...i wish i did. i would totally buy it. oooh, and that blanket too. keep myself wrapped in coldplay all day and night. :D i might soon be obsessed enough to buy it tho...mwahaha

when you dream that you're Guys or Jonnys girlfriend

when you cry every day that you can't go to concert...and you never will

(........................)

If you need someone to hold her down while you beat her call me. ;)

 

 

:laugh4:

You start to mimic (unintentionally) Chris' dance moves :lol:

You find yourself automatically typing 'play' after the word 'cold' in any context. i.e. It was a coldplay and blustery day!! :P

 

Dance moves? Oh my god :lol: That must look strange...

Oh and the other thing happens to me, too :)

When you've seen them two nights in Orlando and Tampa, then decide at the last minute, that you need to be at their last show in the US, max your credit card out, with expensive ticket from a seller, flight, car and hotel...then print out 4000 signs and hand them out like some Coldplay officially insane person, not paying attention to the security guards...like "get out of my way, can't you see I'm working here" Well, now what do I do? That was the craziest thing I've ever done! Just keep in touch with all you great people and play the music every day...play their DVD's and pretend I'm there again! :)

 

Oh...I guess I'll have to start cleaning my house again :(

...when your brother calls you a "maniac" twice within one day. :thinking:

haha:laugh4: my brother is mean to be too about 'my' coldplay :lol:

You know its bad when you completely fail your science test but you can still smile because the ONE question you got right was "what is the speed of sound" :D ((maybe because that was the only part of the class that you were paying attention to hahaha))

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vsf34k.gifwhen u tipe the baby bom E special just coz theres a part when chris talks about how cool is to be a dad and guy is next to him :)

...when you almost buy coloured tape (blue, red and yellow) and want to tape your fingers...or just put the equals sign on your hand...or mtf.com...

 

OR you start to think about how cool it would be to be one of them...about how awesome your life would be...

....ahh...going off of the one above me....

 

when everytime you get bored in school you either draw an equals sign on ur hand or on paper or a folder. hey, its the end of the year almost, folders are meant to be drawn on. :)

^^ i definitely i do the equal sign ALL over my papers. :)

 

you know you're obsessed with coldplay when...you're in biology class and recieve a paper about the X and Y chromosomes and you draw a large heart around the two letters.

 

also!!

 

you know you're obsessed with coldplay when...you meet someone new and find out they don't like coldplay, and then will probably never talk to them again.

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