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There's a version for X-Files fans too. I don't remember all of it, but here are a few of them...Warning, if you're not an X fan, these probably won't be too funny.

 

The Smoking Man: There was NO CHICKEN!

 

The Lone Gunmen: The Chicken diidn't cross the road. It was behind the Grassy knoll.

 

Mulder: To Expose the Truth about an ongoing government conspiracy to cover up the existence of Turkeys.

 

Scully: Mulder, there is absolutely no scientific basis for believing that a chicken EVER crossed the read!!!

 

Mr. X.: Chickens are like sharks, Mr. Mulder...if they stop crossing the road, they die...

 

John Doggett: I'm not buyin' any of it! Chickens, roads? You're all full o' crap!

 

A.D. Skinner: Whatever looks bad for the Chicken looks bad for the FBI.

 

THE CHICKEN IS OUT THERE!!!

 

 

:laugh3: Those are great! Oi... I'm such a geek...

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lmfao!! Of course, I only read a few random pages, bucause funny as this thread is, I'm not willing to read all 54 pages,lol.

 

I loooove turkey. My mom doesn't like doing thanksgiving AND Christmas dinners because it's too much work for her...even though I do all the work,lol. So I spend every thanksgiving jealous of everyone's turkey leftovers,lol.

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