June 2, 200620 yr There's a version for X-Files fans too. I don't remember all of it, but here are a few of them...Warning, if you're not an X fan, these probably won't be too funny. The Smoking Man: There was NO CHICKEN! The Lone Gunmen: The Chicken diidn't cross the road. It was behind the Grassy knoll. Mulder: To Expose the Truth about an ongoing government conspiracy to cover up the existence of Turkeys. Scully: Mulder, there is absolutely no scientific basis for believing that a chicken EVER crossed the read!!! Mr. X.: Chickens are like sharks, Mr. Mulder...if they stop crossing the road, they die... John Doggett: I'm not buyin' any of it! Chickens, roads? You're all full o' crap! A.D. Skinner: Whatever looks bad for the Chicken looks bad for the FBI. THE CHICKEN IS OUT THERE!!! :laugh3: Those are great! Oi... I'm such a geek...
June 2, 200620 yr Author :laugh3: Those are great! Oi... I'm such a geek... A gobbleddigeek??:rolleyes:
November 24, 200619 yr I thought it would be appropriate to bring back this thread..since it's Thanksgiving for some members..:P:P
November 24, 200619 yr Thanks!! Love Audrey! :D haha, yeah, random ;) but that's ok! This whole thread is :laugh4:
November 24, 200619 yr I absolutely love turkey. :D Dani I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE your avi and siggy! She and Natalie Portman are my heroes.
November 24, 200619 yr I absolutely love turkey. :D Dani I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE your avi and siggy! She and Natalie Portman are my heroes. Thanks! :D She's just so beautiful and amazing, all around. :nice:
November 28, 200619 yr i don't eat turkey. i prefer chicken over turkey. turkey has more fat than chicken turkey is better looking than chicken turkey is eaten a lot in the country i currently live in.
November 28, 200619 yr :o I am surprised to not see at least one new turkey joke from Mark!!! I think Mark is beginning to realize that he should stop making jokes about his own kind.
February 19, 200719 yr Author I think Mark is beginning to realize that he should stop making jokes about his own kind. Gobble off!!:rolleyes: Bumped at the request of Tracie Morgan!!:P
February 19, 200719 yr Ah great, the turkeys are back. :wings: Sorry thats the closest thing i could find to a turkey :P
February 19, 200719 yr which means briggins should be here any time. im just kiddn briggy, you know i love ya, (not like that though)
February 19, 200719 yr which means briggins should be here any time. im just kiddn briggy, you know i love ya, (not like that though) :laugh3:
February 19, 200719 yr lmfao!! Of course, I only read a few random pages, bucause funny as this thread is, I'm not willing to read all 54 pages,lol. I loooove turkey. My mom doesn't like doing thanksgiving AND Christmas dinners because it's too much work for her...even though I do all the work,lol. So I spend every thanksgiving jealous of everyone's turkey leftovers,lol.
February 19, 200719 yr I think Mark is beginning to realize that he should stop making jokes about his own kind. Is that meant to be funny?? I guess it is..:laugh4:
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