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The Crouch Song


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coldplay kinda made a joke at the IoW festival that they would release this song? i'm assuming hes joking..but do you ever think they would release it lol?

 

get up off your sofa

get up off your couch

stop what you're doing

and do the crouch

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^that he is!!! very lanky

 

 

i dont think England are going to win the cup, but we can only do what we do everytime and thats believe we will!!! but i think Chris was joking, but if we do win do you think they will release it????

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"He's so skinny and tall, that he stoops to head the ball,

Do the Crouch.

If you get the chance, you must see his robot dance,

Do the Crouch.

He played for Liverpool, when he got his England call,

Do the Crouch.

He looks like a giraffe, but he'll have the final laugh,

Do the Crouch."

 

:rolleyes:

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hahaha well anything about crouch....is encouraged! lets have a go....

 

crouchie,crouchie,score for us

crouchie,its a shame you cant fit on the team bus!

crouchie,do that famous robot dance we adore

crouchie,oh crouchie...just score!

 

:laugh4: utter crap but fun to do!

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coldplay kinda made a joke at the IoW festival that they would release this song? i'm assuming hes joking..but do you ever think they would release it lol?

 

get up off your sofa

get up off your couch

stop what you're doing

and do the crouch

 

 

I'm doing it right now in fact.

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whenever i hear his name i think of Bartimus Crouch (snr and jnr)from Harry Potter.
LMAO, me too!!!! I keep thinking of Barty Crouch Jr. and how he did that licky thing with his toung in the last movie. :stunned: :laugh3:

 

Side note: The Crouch song rocks.

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