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The Crouch Song

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coldplay kinda made a joke at the IoW festival that they would release this song? i'm assuming hes joking..but do you ever think they would release it lol?

 

get up off your sofa

get up off your couch

stop what you're doing

and do the crouch

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lol do you think the fact that he said that kinda showed theyre not expecting england to win? lol - damn it come on england!!!!

im a total italy fan... but hell if i can hear a recording of this song.. go england..

lol that crouch guy is so skinny and tall!!!

^that he is!!! very lanky

 

 

i dont think England are going to win the cup, but we can only do what we do everytime and thats believe we will!!! but i think Chris was joking, but if we do win do you think they will release it????

Peter Crouch...the worst player ever taken in a national football team...he's scandalous...

peter crouch is awesome...and now he has shown all his critics he can overshadow his height with his playing

"He's so skinny and tall, that he stoops to head the ball,

Do the Crouch.

If you get the chance, you must see his robot dance,

Do the Crouch.

He played for Liverpool, when he got his England call,

Do the Crouch.

He looks like a giraffe, but he'll have the final laugh,

Do the Crouch."

 

:rolleyes:

^he he did you write that !?!! not bad.

mhh ... i wanna listen to that song too ... :(

Last night at the IOW, "Don't Panic" ;)

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it was in talk as well

^he he did you write that !?!! not bad.

 

Thanks!:smug:

Could be a hit!:cool:

hahaha well anything about crouch....is encouraged! lets have a go....

 

crouchie,crouchie,score for us

crouchie,its a shame you cant fit on the team bus!

crouchie,do that famous robot dance we adore

crouchie,oh crouchie...just score!

 

:laugh4: utter crap but fun to do!

^ LMAO can't fit on the team bus .....just score lol

 

whenever i hear his name i think of Bartimus Crouch (snr and jnr)from Harry Potter.

whenever i hear his name i think of Bartimus Crouch (snr and jnr)from Harry Potter.

me too :D :D

i dont know harry potter :laugh4:....and thanks for liking my poem kekita

This was SO funny :lol:

 

Chris was shaking his little tushy like mad, it was hysterical :laugh4:

 

He brought Vicki on stage again towards the end because it was her birthday, and they both did 'the crouch' dance together, it was so sweet :nice:

^ no prob Kelly you should co-write it with MC ha ha verses 1 and 2

 

Steph that's hilarious!! Lol

coldplay kinda made a joke at the IoW festival that they would release this song? i'm assuming hes joking..but do you ever think they would release it lol?

 

get up off your sofa

get up off your couch

stop what you're doing

and do the crouch

 

 

I'm doing it right now in fact.

whenever i hear his name i think of Bartimus Crouch (snr and jnr)from Harry Potter.
LMAO, me too!!!! I keep thinking of Barty Crouch Jr. and how he did that licky thing with his toung in the last movie. :stunned: :laugh3:

 

Side note: The Crouch song rocks.

^ no prob Kelly you should co-write it with MC ha ha verses 1 and 2

 

Steph that's hilarious!! Lol

 

hehe

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