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Best Movie Lines Ever

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so what do u think!?? which ones are unforgettable??!!

 

ill start with the following:

 

"Ill be back" - Arnie in the "Terminator"

 

"Dave.. this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye"

- 2001: A Space Odyssey

 

"Hasta la vista baby" - Arnie in "Terminator II"

 

 

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" - in Fight Club

 

what else??!

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although its not only a line i love this passage from "Pulp Fiction"

 

SLJ:Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

the other guy: Well hes ...hes...black

SLJ: go on!

the other guy:...and hes...hes...tall

SLJ:does he look like a bitch?!

the other guy:What?

SLJ:Does he look like a bitch?!

the other guy:No!

SLJ:Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?!

 

 

:D

haha I love that scene! WHAT is no place I ever heard of, they speak English in What?

 

Say WHAT again, I dare ya, I double dare ya, Say WHAT one more god damn time!

 

:D

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SLJ:does he look like a bitch?!

the other guy:What?

 

KABOOM!!!!!!! SHOT!!!! :D

END OF DAYS

Arnie - How much longer do we have?

Priest - Satan is going to takeover at twelve tonight!

Arnie - Is that Eastern time?

 

THE 6TH DAY

Arnie - Go fuck yourself!

(Arnie kills man, and falls on top of his own clone)

Arnie - When I told you to go fuck yourself, I didn't mean it literally.

hehe

 

"my name is maximus decimous meridious,general of thepheonic legions, comander of the armies to the north. Loyal servant to the true emperor, maximus aralious, Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and i will have my vengance, in this life, or the next"

 

sorry for spelling, Gladiator

 

"I'd love to stay and chat but im having an old friend for tea"

 

Silence of the lambs

 

"of all th Gin jointd, In all the world, she has to walk into mine"

 

Casablanca

 

"there can be only one"

 

highlander

 

"Carpe Diem lads, seize the day"

 

Dead Poets Society

 

that's it for now

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ahh...that from gladiator is great! :)

"All i ever asked was sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their heads!"

 

"DOCTOR EVIL. I didnt spend all those years in evil medical school to be called Mr Evil"

the mask...

"tell scarlet..i do give a damn" :lol:

 

the wedding singer...

Rosie (who is about 80 :o ) : Are you nervous?

Robbie: No, I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different.

Rosie: No, not about the wedding. About the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse?

Robbie: Uh...

Rosie: Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men.

Robbie: Now, that's something I didn't wanna know about.

Rosie: That was a lot back then; it'd be like two hundred today! :shock:

 

Glenn's Buddy: Robbie Hart? I heard what happened to you at your wedding, that was so cold! You must've felt like shit!

Robbie: No it felt real good, thanks for bringing that up, man. Hey, my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that?

Glenn's Buddy: Why would I wanna talk about that?

Robbie: I don't know :lol:

 

the english patient...

"the heart is an organ of fire"

"it's a very plum...plum"

 

Armageddon...

"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!! " :lol:

 

Dumb and Dumber...

Lloyd Christmas: We got no food, no clothes...our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!

 

Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent...New Jersey?

Lady at bus stop: It's Austrian.

Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

 

aaaaaaaaand so on :lol:

Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?

Mary Swanson: Not good.

Lloyd Christmas: Not good like one in a hundred?

Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.

Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance?

:rofl:

 

Harry Dunne: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.

LMAO dumb and dumber...looove it

 

Lloyd Christmas: (running in the van) hey harry, it feels like your running at an incredible rate

BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

TED:"BILL, THERES SOMETHNIG STRANGE AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE K"

SIXTEEN CANDLES

"THEY FUCKING FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY"!

LMAO dumb and dumber...looove it

 

Lloyd Christmas: (running in the van) hey harry, it feels like your running at an incredible rate

 

 

HAHAHHA i forgot about that one

woooohooo :lol:

Train, Chosen One. You must find your place in the Great Circle of... ssssstuff...

 

- Kung Pow

Fatal Attraction...

 

physco girl(glenn close) "I will not be ignored, jake"

 

Rat Race..

 

(she had to crap)little girl: "Dad i have to go...im praire doggin"

Dad: whats prarie doggin?

Son: "you know with the prarie dog sticks its head in and out of the hole"

 

*than you see the car with a plastic bag sticking out of it** "i hate you, i hate you"

 

hehe my family had to "play it back" a zillion times

 

 

this one is mostly the way he says it...he does a good job of saying it...his facial expressions ....ok

 

Swim fan

 

Psyco blonde girl (sry forgot her name):Oh ben oh ben ohh ben(she was making out with her NEW b/f josh)

Josh: "stop just stop"

Pysco blondie: Whats wrong

Josh: ughhh my names not ben!

 

anyone seen? i love that part....another one my family had to play back...oh and that gladiator quote was wicked!! 8)

"that'll do pig, that'll do"

-Old Guy from Babe

 

"Back to you fuckers!"

-Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty

 

"Dodge this"

-Trinity, Matrix

This is when they're on top of the building and she shoots the agent right in the head!

 

"7 Days....."

-Samara, The Ring

 

"We can stay up late, swap some manly stories and in the morning I'm makin waffles!"

-Donkey, Shrek

 

LOL! Hilarious....... :D :-D :)

hahahahahahaha donkey omg that is great!! i love that one gosh my fav!!

this one is not exactly a memorable line because a total of nobody remembers this movie, but i like the quote anyway. from "The Day After:"

 

"Stupidity has a habit of getting it's way."

Susanna Kaysen:" Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted."

Bond, James Bond.

-James Bond

 

Welcome to Duloc! Such a perfect town! Now we have some rules let us lay them down! Don't make wave stay in line and we'll get along fine, Dulco is the perfect town. Please keep off of the grass shine your shoes, wipe your.....face. Duloc is! Duloc is! Duloc is the perfect PLACE!!!

-The Little People, Shrek

I can't believe I memorized that whole song..... :o

These are pretty much my all time fave quotes from all films....a long post though

 

Ace Venture

 

"Aguado: Homicide, Ventura, now how ya gonna solve that one?

Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and become insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' his wife! "

 

"Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then."

 

Airplane

 

"Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

 

"Hanging Lady: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Hanging Lady: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times."

 

"Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: Yes I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

 

American Beauty

 

"My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?"

 

"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die."

 

Back to The future

 

"Great Scott"

 

"Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.

Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.

Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?£

 

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

 

Good Morning Vietnam

 

"The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says "Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!" ...No, we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes."

 

"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

 

Good Will Hunting

 

"So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart." (love this one..amazing how he delivers it)

 

"You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."

 

Gladiator

 

"Juba: Can they hear you?

Maximus: Who?

Juba: Your family. In the afterlife.

Maximus: Oh yes.

Juba: What do you say to them?

Maximus: To my son -- I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business."

 

"You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues. Wisdom, Justice, Fortitude and Temperance. As I read the list I knew I had none of them."

 

"Commodus: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?

Maximus: You would fight me?

Commodus: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?

Maximus: I think you've been afraid all your life."

 

"Maximus: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

Commodus: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?

Maximus: You must know. He was your father.

Commodus: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother."

 

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

 

"I may die here in this cell or in the arena tomorrow. What possible difference can I make?"

 

"Commodus: [to Maximus] They tell me that your boy squealed like a girl, when they nailed him to the cross. And that your wife moaned like a whore, when they ravished her. Again. And again.

[whispers]

Commodus: And again. "

 

Goodfella

 

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

 

Goldeneye

 

"I might as well ask if all those vodka martinis silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you've found forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women, for the dead ones you failed to protect?"

 

"Unlike the Americans, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN."

 

K-PAX

 

"Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had different ideas, but nobody seemed to want to listen to them. Not even the Buddhists or the Christians."

 

"I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have."

 

 

 

I'm going to stop there actually :lol:

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