Terminator 2: I need your clothes' date=' your boots and your motorcycle"[/quote']

 

:lol: yeah forgot that one, that's a classic!

 

Some classics from Igby Goes Down:

"What kind of name is Igby?"

"It's the kind of name that someone named Sookie isn't in the position to patronise."

 

"If Ghandi had to hang out with you for any period of time he'd end up kicking the shit out of you."

scarface...all the good lines..

Every line in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. That movie was SOOOO FUNNY

hmmmm

 

 

"do you have your exit buddy?" findin nemo

 

 

 

and pretty much everything dori(ellen denegras) says in the movie :smug:

from Grosse Pointe Blank (Martin, the hitman with a heart, is John Cusack):

 

Oatman: On top of that, if you've committed a crime or if you're thinking about committing a crime, I have to tell the authorities.

Martin: I know the law, ok? But I don't want to be withholding, I'm very serious about this process. And I know where you live.

 

Martin: I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore. I mean, or with anyone, really. I mean, they all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do, and what am I going to say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork... How have you been?"

 

Martin: Hi, how are you? Yeah, I'm a pet psychiatrist, yeah. I sell couch insurance, uhm-hm, uhm-hm. And I test market positive thinking. And I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great, God, yeah, hi, how are you, yeah, how are you, how are you, yeah, hi! I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.

 

[talking about high school reunion]

Martin: Did you go to yours?

Marcella: Yes, I did. It was just as if everyone had swelled.

Martin: Why are you so interested in me going to my reunion?

Marcella: I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere.

Chasing Amy: Silent Bob to Jay, near the end of the film:

Bitch, what you don't know about me could just about squeeze inside the grand canyon, did you know i wanted to be a dancer in Vegas, did you know that?

 

;)

More Kevin Smith, from Mallrats :cool:

 

Brodie You're going to listen to me? To something I said? Jesus, man! Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our relationship that I don't know shit? I mean half the time I'm just talking out of my ass -- or sticking my hand in it.

 

TS Now that is one of your more admirably deploreable traits. You, unlike me would beat up somebody's grandmother or an entire senior citizen's community if you believed in the principle.

Brodie Yeah, but only if they were really old.

 

Brodie The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.

TS The cookie stand counts as an eatery, the eateries are part of the food court.

Brodie Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.

 

Brodie There is something out there that can help ease our simultaneous double loss.

TS Ritual suicide?

Brodie No, you idiot! The fucking mall!

 

Brodie Usual vault rules apply: touch not lest ye be touched.

TS You're such an anal retentive bastard.

Brodie Hey, I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh no, you wanted to play little league instead.

 

Brodie I love the smell of commerce in the morning!

 

Brodie Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

 

Silent Bob Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.

 

Trish (to TS) So, I heard you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning in some theme park. When are men going to learn that women want romance, not Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

Brodie Be fair, everyone wants Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

From the Boondock Saints:

 

Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!

 

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Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!

 

Haha. Quirky lines. :D

Saving Private Ryan

 

"What if saving Private Ryan is the most decend thing we do in this god damn war? Then we all have the right to go home."

 

Black Hawk Down

 

"Super 64 has been hit! I say again Super 64 has been hit. We have a black hawk down...we have a black hawk down."

 

Ocean Eleven

 

George Clooney "Which one is the amazing YEN?"

Brad Pitt "The small chinese guy."

George Clooney "Ohh..."

 

"We have a GREASER"

i was just informed by my friend who wittnessed the utter chaos that is "gigli" this past weekend that there is a real classic line that goes:

 

jennifer lopez: (sits on bed, then opens her legs) hey...it's turkey time...

ben affleck: (looks over confused) what?

jennifer lopez: gobble gobble.

 

oh my GOD. who ever wrote that needs to be fired. quickly!!

:lol: That's just about the WORST line I've ever heard.

Monty Python ANd The Holy Grail

 

"Son, my castle will one day be yours..... You know how I built this? Well, I found a swamp and built my castle in it. Then it sank into the swamp. And then I built another, that one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But third one stood!" or something like that.

:lol: i love that film!!!! :P

:lol: That's one of the best movies ever!

oh god weedy gonzalez!!! the keanu thread *dissapeared* im gonna go try to renew it....btw heres one

 

"lemonade(edward looks utterly discusted)blehhhhhh!"

I will be back

Terminator 2: I need your clothes' date=' your boots and your motorcycle"[/quote']

 

:lol: yeah forgot that one, that's a classic!

 

Some classics from Igby Goes Down:

"What kind of name is Igby?"

"It's the kind of name that someone named Sookie isn't in the position to patronise."

 

 

:lol: :lol: thats funny!