"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

 

I LOOOOVE that movie!! hahaha..it's so funny! Joe Pesci was insane in that movie. :D

this one is not exactly a memorable line because a total of nobody remembers this movie, but i like the quote anyway. from "The Day After:"

 

"Stupidity has a habit of getting it's way."

 

Make that a total of one - I've seen it!

 

A few of my faves that I can think of right now:

 

 

Scarface

 

"Say hello to my little friend!"

 

 

Evil Dead 2

 

"Groovy."

 

 

Army Of Darkness

 

"Give me some sugar, baby."

 

 

Trainspotting

 

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose sitting on the couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows.

People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that sh** which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not f***ing stupid."

 

(I think that's correct. I haven't seen the movie in a while - got this from the soundtrack.)

Empire Strikes Back

 

"Luke, I am your father."

some weird movie i think called fun times at ridge mont high...

 

 

ok i saw this on I LOVE THE 80S on vh1

 

*smacks head with shoe like 4 times* "dude that was my scull im so wasted!"

 

 

finding nemo

 

 

when dori has just noticed that nemos dad is following her

 

"look im trying to swim here whats your problem!?"

 

*he says something*

 

dori: "you want a peice of me do ya do ya do ya hooooooooeyyyyyya!"

einhorn: "when i come outta this bathroom you better be gone"

Ace: "is it number one or number two? i jusssssst wanna know how much time i have"

 

-- Ace, that movie is killer

 

and i love the one from Trainspotting, and shrek, lol

 

Mary: "ill pick ya up at a quarter to 8"

Harry: "...... mmm better make it 7:45"

-- dumb and dumber

 

"and here's Snowwhite, she lives with 7 men but sheeeeeeeeeee's not easy!".... lol..

--- shrek

 

there are more, but can't think right now, lol, i'll be back, lol :lol:

hahahaha nice! welcome to the boards another canadian ;)

another passage from "2001: A Space Odyssey" for good measure (since it's my favorite movie and all):

 

[HAL's shutdown]

HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.

HAL: It's called "Daisy."

[sings while slowing down]

HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

a couple from another of my favorite movies, forrest gump (god bless imdb.com):

 

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.

Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

 

[Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]

Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!

Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?

Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?

Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!

 

Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?

Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!

Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.

 

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

Forrest Gump: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

 

Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.

Forrest Gump: Like me.

Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.

Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?

Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.

 

Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?

Forrest Gump: I see them in my Home Economics class all the time.

 

[Describing Vietnam]

Forrest Gump: We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named 'Charlie.'

:lol: @toms forrest gump lines...great!

bruce almighty...

 

"its good...its gooooooooooooooooood....." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

aaahhh how easely they forget... of course STAR WARS:

 

"I'm your father Luke.... khhhhhhhhhheeeeeekhhhhhaaaaaaaa"

Ewan, Moulin Rouge:

 

Love is like oxygen, love lift us up where we belong, all you need is love!!

fight club, tyler dureden:

 

"The first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is: you do NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

My favorite quote right now is from the movie The Score. Robert De Niro is in his hacker friend's basement and the hacker is talking.

 

Hacker "I tried to break into the system, but I needed the codes, so I went to the guy that knows the codes and I was like 'Yo, I need the codes' and he was like 'fuck you' and I was like 'no fuck you' and then he said 'no fuck you' and then I was like 'no FUCK YOU!"

The only ones i can remember are from Old School.. b/c i just watched it this weekend.

 

Here are a some:

 

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?

Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

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We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

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We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

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Frank: You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

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Andy Dick: You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.

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Frank: You're my boy, Blue!

 

:lol: :lol:

 

That's it.. :D

The only ones i can remember are from Old School.. b/c i just watched it this weekend.

 

Here are a some:

 

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?

Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

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We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

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We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

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Frank: You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

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Andy Dick: You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.

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Frank: You're my boy, Blue!

 

:lol: :lol:

 

That's it.. :D

 

HAHAHA!!! @crouching tiger, hidden penis! that was great! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

ok *composes self*

 

Godfather:

(with BIG moans inbetween)

"what have i done... to make you treat me so disrespectfull....?"

Here's some from Chasing Amy:

 

Alyssa: For you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition -- you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.

Banky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes.

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Banky Edwards: [to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

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Banky Edwards: Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

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[On his lovemaking approach]

Banky Edwards: Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.

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Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?

Hooper: Shut the fuck up!

 

JASON LEE ROCKS!!! :lol:

From ALMOST FAMOUS:

 

Anita Miller: FECK YOU!

Elaine Miller: HEY!

Anita Miller: This is a house of lies!

Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.

William Miller: I think she said "feck."

Elaine Miller: What's the difference?

William Miller: The letter "u."

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Penny Lane: How old are you?

William Miller: Eighteen.

Penny Lane: Me too! How old are we really?

William Miller: Seventeen.

Penny Lane: Me too!

William Miller: Actually, I'm sixteen.

Penny Lane: Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different.

William Miller: I'm fifteen.

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Jeff Bebe: Is it that hard to make us look cool?!

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William Miller: I love you. And I'm about to boldly go where... many men have gone before.

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Penny Lane: We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. WE are band-aides. We're here for the music.

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Penny Lane: Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody-

William Miller: Somebody who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer! I was there! I was there! . . . Look- I'm sorry.

Penny Lane: [sniffs] What kind of beer?

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[Regarding the t-shirt picture]

Russell Hammond: Can we just skip the vibe, and go straight to us laughing about this?

Jeff Bebe: Yeah, okay.

Russell Hammond: Because I can see by your face you want to get into it.

Jeff Bebe: How can you tell? I'm just one of the out-of-focus guys

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Jeff Bebe: It's okay! I'm easy to forget! I'm only the fucking lead singer!

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Jeff Bebe: He was never a person, he was a journalist!

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:D

aaahhh how easely they forget... of course STAR WARS:

 

"I'm your father Luke.... khhhhhhhhhheeeeeekhhhhhaaaaaaaa"

 

Forget that classic movie line? Never! Scroll up a little from your post. :D

BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

TED:"BILL, THERES SOMETHNIG STRANGE AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE K"

 

party on dudes! and be excellent to one another. :)

from 25th hour: "are you drunk?" "i'm IRISH. i don't get drunk."

from a beautiful mind: "you are the reason i am. you are all of my reasons."

from lord of the rings, the fellowship of the ring: "the only thing that we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us."

from high fidelity: "if you really wanted to screw me up, you should have gotten to me EARLIER!"

from jerry maguire: "you had me at hello" :D

A River Runs Through It

"In my family, there was no clear division between religion and fly fishing." -Narrator

 

Almost Famous

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world...is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." - Lester Bangs

 

Dogma

"No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it--Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!" - Loki

space balls:

dark helmet - "what the hell am i looking at? when does this happen in the movie?"

colonel sanders - "now, youre looking at now, everything thats happening now, is happening now"

dh - "what happend to then?"

cs - "we passed then."

dh - "when?"

cs - "just now, were at now, now"

dh - "go back to then"

cs - "when?"

dh - "now"

cs - "now?"

dh - "NOW"

cs - "we cant"

dh - "why?"

cs - "we missed then"

dh - "when?"

cs - "just now"

dh - "when will then be now?"

cs - "soon"

 

KPAX:

"to quote from navarro, you need to chill"

 

Fight Club:

"slide" :lol:

"OW, you hit me in the EAR!"

 

Super Troopers:

farva - "aw did i miss the song?"

everyone (unenthusiastically) - "yeeeeeessssss"

farva - "oh then sing it again rookie biaaatch"

 

dumb local cop - "hey you.......y-you over there......BEAR FUCKER"

Jack Black in Orange County: "I love you man, we're brothers and we don't say that enough..and that's not the drugs talkin' dude, not the drugs, not the drugs.." :lol:

 

Fairuza Balk near the end of Almost Famous: "They don't know what it's like to love something SO much...that it hurts."

 

Same Film: "Russell this kid has you on acid from a rooftop shouting I AM A GOLDEN GOD"...."I never said that!...did I?" :D

BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

TED:"BILL, THERES SOMETHNIG STRANGE AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE K"

SIXTEEN CANDLES

"THEY FUCKING FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY"!

 

cough cough :D

Terminator 2: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"