having never had them before on my previous accounts, i've started getting them recently, which is annoying...

 

but some are quite funny....what's the best ones you've had?

 

i've just this second recieved one telling me how to get pills to make me look and feel younger, as seen on NBC...well yeeeha

 

and of course the traditional "increase your penis size..this really works"

 

i did once get a letter about the cost of viagra...what a way to start the morning

 

Mum: garry, letter for you..

Me: oh..loverly...*bins it*

I get the penis size one too.... :roll:

but..you're a girl

exactly..i'm gonna have to grow one to catch up with an actual guy... ok..that comment just made me ill.. :shock:

add inches without weights...

-Or bungee chords

ENLARGE YOUR TOOL! hahahaha

i got so many of those! I didn't know that i had a DONG!

:lol: Yeah, me neither..hahaha :lol:

:lol:

but..you're a girl

 

thats because they send it to anyone they can send it too idiot, they dont know/care what sex they are.

having never had them before on my previous accounts, i've started getting them recently, which is annoying...

 

but some are quite funny....what's the best ones you've had?

 

i've just this second recieved one telling me how to get pills to make me look and feel younger, as seen on NBC...well yeeeha

 

and of course the traditional "increase your penis size..this really works"

 

i did once get a letter about the cost of viagra...what a way to start the morning

 

Mum: garry, letter for you..

Me: oh..loverly...*bins it*

 

A SPECIAL GAME

 

This is a new game

You are my first player.

I expect you would like it.

 

Fuck off do us all a favour and shove your game (and virus) where the sun doesn't shine :) :roll:

Ooooooh yeah, these viruses are bloody annoying!!! :x

I get the penis size one too.... :roll:

 

Don't we all. :lol:

I get like four per day.

I hate all those fucking spam e-mails!!! :-x I've gotten quite a few from a porn site recently and I wonder where the fuck they got my e-mail address from. VERY annoying... :?

:x :x :x i hate spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x

 

 

HAVE A SMALL DICK? MAKE IT BIGGER!!!

 

Greetings! My name is TIM and there's something I want to share with you. I'm not going to lie, I am a salesman (obviously). A company I work with has just entered the wonderful world of herbal medicine and I want to share my PERSONAL experience with you because this has changed my life. If it hadn't worked for me, I wouldn't be here selling it today!

 

 

I'm not some guy who is just going to toss a few catch phrases at you and give you some lame sales pitch. Why? Because my product is absolutely real and recommended by doctors around the world. That's right, one of the few enlargement formulas for men that is actually recommended by doctors! There's a lot that say it, but can they prove it like we can? NO.

 

 

This is the internet, it's tough to tell what is real and what is not; who to trust, and who is just trying to scam you. When I purchased my first bottle I was more than skeptical, but within 2 weeks I was very satisfied with the results. Within 2 months I was happier than I had ever been. This product added 3 1/4 inches to my manhood and my wife was, shall we say, "pleased."

 

 

My product is not for everyone of course. Some people are just not interested in being bigger. But guys, like I said before this IS the internet; it can be totally anonymous. You can get your bottle and have it delivered to you discreetly. If you like the results you can stay on the pills. If you don't, you have nothing to worry about because our product is 100% GUARANTEED or your money back! However, I can tell you that we have never had an unsatisfied customer .

 

 

So if you want to learn more about my product, take a second to visit our website.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Tim

I think everyone gets the 'ENLARGE PENIS SIZE' thing to too, regardless of gender hehe. Its so funny though.. i often get the 'Get your degree online' thing and some invites to watch "Jenny do it from behind" :-x I get pretty freaked out by that haha..

BTW Majson, i love your signatures! Ever changing ever sooo facsinating :D

i got this one time: "MAKE YOUR DICK PUNCH HOLES IN CONCRETE!!!"

 

another good one: "eat cereal? FREE MOVIE TICKETS!!!"

 

i don't actually bother opening them up, so who knows what else they say. those were the subject lines.

i get a lot.. mostly from someone named ANDY (how funny) and the others are just a bunch of gibberish emails..

some of the subject headings i got are:

Add Size To Your Willy Naturally

Increase The Size Of Your Tool Without Danger...

Make Her Choke On Your Ample Size Rod

Get Her Excited With Your Massive Size Rod

Easily Add 3+ Inches To Your Member

amazing ass

bountiful babes

... and a whole bunch of "have her begging for more.. " emails

 

 

:shock: yes, very descriptive words they use

too bad (psycho clocks) there were no UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCER emails hahahahah

Re: Hey

 

:x :x :x i hate spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x

 

 

HAVE A SMALL DICK? MAKE IT BIGGER!!!

 

Greetings! My name is TIM and there's something I want to share with you. I'm not going to lie, I am a salesman (obviously). A company I work with has just entered the wonderful world of herbal medicine and I want to share my PERSONAL experience with you because this has changed my life. If it hadn't worked for me, I wouldn't be here selling it today!

 

 

I'm not some guy who is just going to toss a few catch phrases at you and give you some lame sales pitch. Why? Because my product is absolutely real and recommended by doctors around the world. That's right, one of the few enlargement formulas for men that is actually recommended by doctors! There's a lot that say it, but can they prove it like we can? NO.

 

 

This is the internet, it's tough to tell what is real and what is not; who to trust, and who is just trying to scam you. When I purchased my first bottle I was more than skeptical, but within 2 weeks I was very satisfied with the results. Within 2 months I was happier than I had ever been. This product added 3 1/4 inches to my manhood and my wife was, shall we say, "pleased."

 

 

My product is not for everyone of course. Some people are just not interested in being bigger. But guys, like I said before this IS the internet; it can be totally anonymous. You can get your bottle and have it delivered to you discreetly. If you like the results you can stay on the pills. If you don't, you have nothing to worry about because our product is 100% GUARANTEED or your money back! However, I can tell you that we have never had an unsatisfied customer .

 

 

So if you want to learn more about my product, take a second to visit our website.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Tim

 

Hey Tim,

How much is it for a briefcase full of this stuff? I just cant get enough!

 

Later

lol :lol:

POOR LENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loover your av dionisio :D

I get the Dr. Frank Okon email from time to time...

 

 

if you havent seen it, its an email supposedly from this rich doctor from Africa, who inherited a huge sum of money, and wants me to help hold a large chunk of it for him, and he'll pay me millions of dollars, lol...

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT DEAL!!

GO FOR IT!

MY NAME IS ALFRED MUGABE. I KNOW OF 10 MILLIONS U.S. DOLLARS IN A NIGERIAN BANK AND MUST FIND AN ACCOUNT INTO WHICH TO TRANSFER THE MONIES

Hahaha! I got one from someone who was apparently the King of Nigeria's son (There is no king of Nigeria haha) and his email adress was "[email protected]"