An E-Federation is like a wrestling federation that you act out online. You write out your actions (Eg. *Reilly does a Suplex to Sam*) and either the speech of the wrestler or two commentators, JR and The King. You do a few moves per post, and lets make it a free-for-all where everyone just starts entering like crazywikkyhellfire.

 

It sounds super sad and it is! But its super fun too.

 

Follow the rest of my post to see how its done:

 

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* "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houstin hits the PA system as Reilly walks out infront of a packed crowd that boo's him at the Silverdome or somewhere*

 

JR: Bah gahd! Its Reilly

 

*He walks down from the entrance stage and walkway dressed in a lycra green-polkdot suit, complete by pink tail*

 

The King: What the hells he wearing?!

 

JR: It appears to be some sort of, gimp suit

 

*He steps into the ring*

 

Reilly: Alright bitches! I want a fight right now, so someone get out here into this here ring, as I'm going to *BEAT-YOU-UP*

 

The King: Was that meant to be a catchphrase?

 

JR: It looks like hes looking for a challenger here tonight, whos going to step up and wrestle him?

* Crystal ...sporting a man sized tux...walks out a punches the lights outta everyone*

 

 

THE END

 

 

*death of thread*

*Reilly resucitates himself!*

 

JR: Bah gahd!

:kiss:

 

failure threads CAN be put behind you...it's okay. It will all be okay.

Reilly, you think you're some kind of a bad ass because you can rise from the dead? I challenge you to a Texas Death match bitch! *cracks Reilly over the head with a steel chair*

 

JR: That woman is insane! It's gonna be a real slobberknocker tonight folks!

Reilly: OWEEEE!!

 

King: Hes going nuts!

 

*The crowd go wild as Reilly falls back clenching his glorious head*

 

Angie: Haha! Take this

 

*Angie goes to grab Reilly's leg, but he kicks her in the face with the back of his heel!*

 

JR: BAH GAHD

 

*Reilly gets up and grabs her head, attempting a DDT onto the chair...*

*Dave walks into to see what thread is about*

 

Interesting

 

*Dave walks out because thread reminds him of his past*

*the ref pushes the chair away just as Reilly tries his DDT*

 

JR: Thank gahd the someone in the ring has some damn sense!

 

The King: LOOK OUT REF!

 

*Reilly turns and bitch-slaps the ref out of the ring*

 

The crowd goes insane as Angie comes up behind Reilly and deliveres a crushing elbow to the back of his head. She garbs a hand full of hair and slams him backwards into the middle of the ring, she grabs the chair and climbs to the top rope in the corner ...holding it in front of her*

 

JR:Oh My Gahddddd It's the Texas Gullliotine!!!!!! There's no ref to stop her!

*Tracie walks in, laughs her f'ing ass of, whips the chair at everyone, misses because she is half-BLIND,lol. and goes back to work!*

*The Jack's music hits the titantron and the World Heavyweight Champion, in a smart shirt and jeans with sunglasses (indoors, I know) walks down to the ring to cut a promo

 

Music lyrics - DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE JACK IS COOKING!*

 

*Standing in the ring he is handed a mic by the announcer and addresses the sold out crowd.*

 

The Jack: FINALLY... THE JACK... HAS COME BACK, TO COLDPLAYING.

 

*crowd cheers "JACKY, JACKY, JACKY, JACKY"*

 

The Jack: Week after week, month after month, The Jack fights his way through the CWF (Coldplaying Wrestling Federation), beating these challengers the chairman throw his way. Now.... What the people want to know... What the MILLIONS...

 

Crowd: AND MILLIONS!!!

 

The Jack: Of The Jack fans out there want to know... When will the CWF FINALLY get a challenge worthy of standing in the ring with THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!

*Reilly's I Wanna Dance With Somebody music hits the tron and Reilly walks out with a mic*

 

The Jack: Who the heck are you....? .... What's your name?

 

Reilly: My name is Rei...

 

The Jack & Crowd: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.

 

Reilly: Okay, okay... I didn't come here to play games with you Jack. I'm here to fight.

 

The Jack: Woah woah woah woah Gimpy... *crowd laughs* Let's not get ahead of ourselves here...

 

Reilly: *interupts* I'm not getting ahead of any...

 

The Jack: *interupts* KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Y'know what Gimpy... You want a match with the Jack? You want the Jack to single handedly LAY THE SMACK DOWN, on your candy ass? Fine... I'll see you at ColdplayingMania!

 

JR: Bah Gahd! Looks like we've got a slobberknocker in store for us!

 

The King: That's right JR, you heard it here first folks! Reilly challenging The Jack for World Heavyweight Championship at ColdplayingMania!

(Eg. *Reilly does a Suplex to Sam*)

 

I guess you got the idea from my lame-ass fight against Mark?

 

 

*A huge flash of light envelops the stage and shrinks away to reveal both Reily and The Jack lying, knocked out, next to the ring. Super Sam is revealed in the centre.*

 

*Super Sam drags both unconscious bodies onto the ground and dances..........

 

 

Someone continue for me. I'm giving up, I'm bored.

JR: BAH GAHD WHAT THE HELLS GOIN ON

 

*Reilly struggles to his feet, trying to make sense of what the hell just happened*

 

King: Where did Angie go?!

 

*Jack is also getting to his feet*

 

JR: Are we gonna have a heavyweight fight or not?

 

*Reilly is up on his feet, standing infront of Jack, both men dazed. Suddenly Angie rolls out from under the ring with a chair, rolls into the ring and

 

*SMACK* lays Reilly out and then

 

*SMACK* lays Jack out with 2 vicious chair blows*

 

JR: Bah gahd!

 

King: Both men are out of it! Uhhhhhhh again!