Hahaha she started laughing her ass off, apparently my face was just priceless. I was in such a rush to get the hell up that I dont really know.

 

LOL reilly nice one :D

 

i believe you got the bases wrong tho. it should be:

 

1st base: kissing

2nd base: fingering

3rd base: oral

4th base: sex (or i think it can also be called home run...)

 

No, yer wrong luv!

 

Im not saying I disagree with those bases, but the original idea for it was created in America probably around the 50s, when getting up a girls shirt was a pretty big deal and therefore had to be included in the bases. I know that 3rd base is a pretty big leap, but thats how it is. I'll look it up:

 

http://www.sxetc.org/index.php?topic=Glossary&content_id=1982

 

For more information on the sexual bases, consult your local library.

I once touched a girls arm' date=' that was a good day.[/quote']

You's my hero:cool::cool4:

haha ok you really cleared that up for me.

Kid me not, you no not of baseball rules?What kind of american are you?!

 

 

No, yer wrong luv!

 

Im not saying I disagree with those bases, but the original idea for it was created in America probably around the 50s, when getting up a girls shirt was a pretty big deal and therefore had to be included in the bases. I know that 3rd base is a pretty big leap, but thats how it is. I'll look it up:

 

http://www.sxetc.org/index.php?topic=Glossary&content_id=1982

 

For more information on the sexual bases, consult your local library.

 

good link. thats the bases as they should be i guess

reilly. check what other people rekon about bases

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bases

oh man,

i've gotta buy condoms for school ... +_+

really now ... for school

reilly. check what other people rekon about bases

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bases

 

Well, most of them agree with mine. I think some people are trying to change it for the 21st century, the 50s model doesnt seem to suit our SEXUALLY CHARGED generation.

 

By 'getting felt up' do they mean finger, or getting felt up the bra? I'm sure its the latter. Most of them considering "Feeling" as the 2nd base, or "Above the waist" and 3rd being "Below the waist".

 

I think this FREAK seems to know what hes talking about:

 

"Going up to bat: Attempting

Bullpen: Foreplay

1st base: French kissing

2nd base: Above the waist

3rd base: Below the waist

Home Run: Sex

Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours

Foul Ball: Ass sex

Strike out: Not getting it up

Line Drive: One night stand

10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own

Pop fly: Stealing virginity

Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation

Gapper: Easy lay

Bases loaded: Threesome

Third base coach: The person who's filmming

Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)

Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms

Cup: condom

Steroids: Birth control

Error: No Orgasm

Broken Bat: Broken dick

Extra Innings: Four times in a row

Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom

Bat boy: Fluffer

Field: Heartshaped bed

Dugout: Back seat of a car"

 

Jeesus, mehn.

oh man,

i've gotta buy condoms for school ... +_+

really now ... for school

 

for school, yes... :uhoh2:

 

 

 

LOL someone had time on their hands! bat boy = fluffer :whip:

Haha well to answer my own question of when the last time I had sex was, just less then one week ago, by about 5 hours.

 

I was leaving my university halls in Newcastle, England, and I was in my building but in a girls room, doing it. Well of course my parents arrived on the Friday to collect some of my stuff so we can bring it back to Ireland, and I completely forgot that they'd be back early on Saturday morning to collect ME.

 

This girls room is 3 floors up, but its around at the front of the building, and at around 7am, just when we had finished doing it (I dont mean the whole set, the actual sexual act) and I was still over her, gasping, I had the pleasure of hearing my mom and dad chatting as they walk up to the front of the building as my phone rings. Wonderful.

 

That was just, ew.

 

Sounds like somebody's been watching way too much "American Pie" to me..................... :rolleyes:

oh man,

i've gotta buy condoms for school ... +_+

really now ... for school

 

Hahaha where did that come from?

 

Is it for sex ed?

Hahaha where did that come from?

 

Is it for sex ed?

yepp, but i guess it's not that we're going to pull them over a cucumber or something (lol; :dozey:)

my teacher is kinda nuts. i guess he just wants us to buy em to get embarrassed

Maybe he just wants 20-30 free condoms. I would

Maybe he just wants 20-30 free condoms. I would

no way

i'm gonna keep em ... just in case ;)

haha us seniors had a sex ed talk last term, this lady was telling us how good it is when it eventually does happen...BUT...you have to be careful of std's...we even got to see some graphics- which was disturbing

 

after we got to get a free sample pack

Hahaha. Thats a confusing thing, that.

 

In times when I know I may have the opportunity to have sex but I know I shouldnt (An example being, with a friend, quite recently) I dont keep condoms on me or in my room, and it does actually work in not doing it. I'd never have sex without a condom, so when I dont have one, I never will, nomatter how drunk I am.

 

But I wouldnt recommend that rule to everyone, because some people lose control and do it anyway.

root like rabbits

reilly. check what other people rekon about bases

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bases

 

thats to the point. the 4 Fs.

I agree, the four F's best sum it up.

Russian girls isn't good on sex...says my friend:confused:

A friend of mine says Ukranian's are wicked at it.

wow russians arent good. i thought that would be the other way around since its so cold they have to keep warm.

wow russians arent good. i thought that would be the other way around since its so cold they have to keep warm.

 

Have you ever tried it in an igloo??:rolleyes:

And you have to consider the potential for "frostbite"!!:P

*insert laugh pics here*

Russian girls isn't good on sex...says my friend:confused:

Eh?..... I'm offended :mean:

Eh?..... I'm offended :mean:

 

HAHAHAHAHA:lol: