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The SEX thread

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Thats flicking the bean.

 

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahha what an awful expression.

 

Thats touching her inner womanly parts, and fiddling with them as if she's some sort of amusement park.

hahahahahhaa

that was lovely the way you put that reillo.

 

so 1st base = kissing i presume?

2nd base = hmm. oral i'd guess?

3rd = touching .. ehm. bits hahaha

home run or whatever it's called = sex.

yeah?

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I'm learning a lot here

 

I've never heard of 4th base, is that the sex part per se?

 

haha I tthink it is!

hahahahahhaa

that was lovely the way you put that reillo.

 

so 1st base = kissing i presume?

2nd base = hmm. oral i'd guess?

3rd = touching .. ehm. bits hahaha

home run or whatever it's called = sex.

yeah?

 

oral before touching?

 

oh home run, I had no idea. Damn, I know nothing about baseball

reillo said 3rd base was where the guy uhh... touches the woman's inner ahh.. parts. hahaha and so if that's third i guess oral has to go somewhere? maybe 2nd but that seems a bit early? i would have thought the touching was before too? :thinking:

would anyone like to help us figure out what the bases are? :cry:

I once touched a girls arm, that was a good day.

Haha there is no 4th base, this I can confirm. Because its talking about baseball, and theres only 3 bases and the plate. People refer to sex as the 'home run' but in truth, a 'home run' is only achieved when you've managed to have sex on the first night of being intimate with someone. So it would be home plate for most couples.

 

Anyway, yeah 1st base is kissing, 2nd is touching her breasts (Not much of a step, I must say) and 3rd is all sorts of things. 3rd base is just a hotbed of teenage sexual activity, girl wanking boy, boy finger girl, blowjobs, licking the bean (hahahahahaha), and then Home Plate or Home Run is sex.

I once touched a girls arm' date=' that was a good day.[/quote']

 

hahahahahaahah damn you've gotten more action then me.

omg ... it's such a weird day

 

you know, i've got that one good friend (male) and he met his girlfriend via internet ...

they've met a few times in real life so far and now he's telling me that they almost had sex yesterday

 

you guys gotta know that he's my age (15) and he's one of those boys who still are very childish although they're so old ...

 

wtf?

i mean ... we're currently talking about sex and all that ... but

i never expected such actions from him ... :stunned:

 

i'd feel weird as doing stuff with eh. someone you'd met over the net. i don't know. it's like, they could have a shady past :shifty: hahaha you know? it's weird.

would anyone like to help us figure out what the bases are? :cry:

 

I'll help you figure them out :wink3:

hahahahahaahah damn you've gotten more action then me.

 

I proud myself on my chick-magnetism.

Haha there is no 4th base, this I can confirm. Because its talking about baseball, and theres only 3 bases and the plate. People refer to sex as the 'home run' but in truth, a 'home run' is only achieved when you've managed to have sex on the first night of being intimate with someone. So it would be home plate for most couples.

 

Anyway, yeah 1st base is kissing, 2nd is touching her breasts (Not much of a step, I must say) and 3rd is all sorts of things. 3rd base is just a hotbed of teenage sexual activity, girl wanking boy, boy finger girl, blowjobs, licking the bean (hahahahahaha), and then Home Plate or Home Run is sex.

 

ohhh i see. hmm i would have thought 2nd base was a bigger step. 3rd base is just everything but sex then basically. haha. licking the bean. HAHAHA oh man. what terms do people come up with.

I'll help you figure them out :wink3:

hahahahaha. classic.

Haha there is no 4th base, this I can confirm. Because its talking about baseball, and theres only 3 bases and the plate. People refer to sex as the 'home run' but in truth, a 'home run' is only achieved when you've managed to have sex on the first night of being intimate with someone. So it would be home plate for most couples.

 

Anyway, yeah 1st base is kissing, 2nd is touching her breasts (Not much of a step, I must say) and 3rd is all sorts of things. 3rd base is just a hotbed of teenage sexual activity, girl wanking boy, boy finger girl, blowjobs, licking the bean (hahahahahaha), and then Home Plate or Home Run is sex.

 

haha ok you really cleared that up for me.

Thank you professor Reilly

I felt like I've had to sometimes...

Haha well to answer my own question of when the last time I had sex was, just less then one week ago, by about 5 hours.

 

I was leaving my university halls in Newcastle, England, and I was in my building but in a girls room, doing it. Well of course my parents arrived on the Friday to collect some of my stuff so we can bring it back to Ireland, and I completely forgot that they'd be back early on Saturday morning to collect ME.

 

This girls room is 3 floors up, but its around at the front of the building, and at around 7am, just when we had finished doing it (I dont mean the whole set, the actual sexual act) and I was still over her, gasping, I had the pleasure of hearing my mom and dad chatting as they walk up to the front of the building as my phone rings. Wonderful.

 

That was just, ew.

i had to swat away my boner as i ran down the stairs

 

Too much? too much.

Haha well to answer my own question of when the last time I had sex was, just less then one week ago, by about 5 hours.

 

I was leaving my university halls in Newcastle, England, and I was in my building but in a girls room, doing it. Well of course my parents arrived on the Friday to collect some of my stuff so we can bring it back to Ireland, and I completely forgot that they'd be back early on Saturday morning to collect ME.

 

This girls room is 3 floors up, but its around at the front of the building, and at around 7am, just when we had finished doing it (I dont mean the whole set, the actual sexual act) and I was still over her, gasping, I had the pleasure of hearing my mom and dad chatting as they walk up to the front of the building as my phone rings. Wonderful.

 

That was just, ew.

 

 

hahahaha, that's freaking hilarious! Its just one of those perfect awkward situations for watching in a comedy! :lol:

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LOL reilly nice one :D

 

i believe you got the bases wrong tho. it should be:

 

1st base: kissing

2nd base: fingering

3rd base: oral

4th base: sex (or i think it can also be called home run...)

LOL reilly nice one :D

 

i believe you got the bases wrong tho. it should be:

 

1st base: kissing

2nd base: fingering

3rd base: oral

4th base: sex (or i think it can also be called home run...)

 

i tend to agree with those bases.

Reilly that story was hilarious....sure would have been a few awkward moments there

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