britt, you are a slut bitch :rolleyes:

im not :(

okie dokie :P

Britt, you seem down today. Hope you are well :kiss:

I still have not had sex for 215 days

 

:stunned: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyuuuumm!!

Britt' date=' you seem down today. Hope you are well :kiss:[/quote'] :cry:

I still have not had sex for 215 days

 

 

You're a sad man, eh!

oh the joys of masterbation!

now my friends think im gay, because i turned down boobs. some dirty chick wanted to flash me but i said no thanks. im never gonna hear the end of this.

well youre a gentleman thats all...

finally someone gets it! :)

Gentlemen rule over man-whores anyday, trust me.

I wish. but it seems the rude guys get the cool girls the most. i dont get it. my stuck up jerk, pervert friends always get the girls.

I see. Hmm. Well, you have two options, basically: 1) Become a jerk. 2) Kill them and take their girlfriends.

 

I know, I know. Story of my romantic life, thus far. Cool girls=jerk boyfriends. Although, at my school, there not jerks, they're just rich idiots. And I did have one crush on me and one girlfriend so far.

 

So far, so good.

well im friends with alot of the rich kids who are ladies men. to me and all there all very nice and were friends. but stuck up and jerks to alot of other people. but im not going to change, ill wait til the girl i like realizes i wont dump her for another drunk girl to make out with, and that im loyal and kind. hopefuly in the end it will work out.

 

but i used to be a stuck up jerk who didnt care about anyone but myself and i found i was alot better with the ladies like that. its weird.

.............i have no pants on right now..............WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

Okay. Ordinarily, this would be an excellent time for me to launch into my conspiracy theory frame of reference, but it's 1:06 A.M. here, and I gotta go to bed!!!

 

Peace, ladies and gents!!

.............i have no pants on right now..............WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

 

You're weird, man!! :stunned:

.............i have no pants on right now..............WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

 

You're weird, man!! :stunned:

 

thats putting it lightly... :shifty:

Or "tightly"?? :D

Strength.... drained....... :disappointed:

.............i have no pants on right now..............WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

 

:confused:

Interpol!

Haha how random. :kiss:

:) they are synonymous with sex...... in my little world. :embarrased: