lol.

AHA, I see what you did there, Ivet. :P

lulz

I think you're jealous, is all :shy:

 

 

Do you have a little ??

 

hahahaha wth :awesome:

Penises scare me, they're so ugly and slimy looking :bigcry:

hahaha what? :awesome: slimy looking? :bomb:

:laugh3:

 

 

Slimy?

uuuhh :uhoh: ok

I've got an overactive imagination today :disappointed:

:laugh3:

 

 

Slimy?

 

hahaha what? :awesome: slimy looking? :bomb:

 

slim⋅y  [slahy-mee] Show IPA

–adjective, slim⋅i⋅er, slim⋅i⋅est.

1. of or like slime.

2. abounding in or covered with slime.

3. offensively foul or vile.

 

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/slimy

 

:uhoh:

:lol:

 

 

 

a slimy... penis? hahahha

I bet you think snakes are slimy too? :tongue:

I've got an overactive imagination today :disappointed:

 

as long as you dont have a slimy and purple penis :wacky:

^^*i just died of laughter*

Take it easy, ivet :wacko:

 

slim⋅y  [slahy-mee] Show IPA

–adjective, slim⋅i⋅er, slim⋅i⋅est.

1. of or like slime.

2. abounding in or covered with slime.

3. offensively foul or vile.

 

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/slimy

 

:uhoh:

 

hahahaha what kind of penises have you been around? :freak: :awesome:

as long as you dont have a slimy and purple penis :wacky:

What if I do? :charming:

Wanna meet? :wink3:

ahahahahahaha...

There's very little difference between XL condoms and regular ones, the 'XL' term is one of those things that marketing ****s invented to appeal to the boasting male with a shlong thats 2, 3, 4 inches bigger. In terms of a little plastic wrapping, in reality you'd need to be abnormally big to need an individual fit for a condom, and even then it's not hard to keep it on as long as it just covers the end.

 

In other words there's no point boasting or 'mentioning' that you have an XL dick, you may as well go around bragging about having a larger penis then most people because there is no real necessity for XL condoms.

 

I completely agree that it's mostly for marketing and "bragging", that's genuinely why I took the picture, I was bemused at how obnoxious the packaging was, the XL is so hilarious, it takes up half of the package and as you rightly point out there is no L, so it makes me think it's just for men to go "OI OI I'M A FACKING XL" and give the cashier a wink as she beeps it through the till. I actually felt embarrassed with them in my shopping basket and I went to the slef service till to avoid having to see a person pick up the condoms and their reaction. I must state again that it wasn't my intention to brag in any way, I just thought the packaging was hilarious (in fact I hadn't even intended to post it on here initially, I just thought it would be funny to do so)

 

I disagree about the necessity though...regular condoms are a bit short on me length wise, but as you said that's not a real issue, however you did neglect the other statistic in penis size, the girth. It's the girth that is the problem and it's actually the width of the condom that increases the most in the larger sizes, although not by a great deal, with regular condoms they actually hurt when I put them on and I'm fairly confident there would be a risk of it breaking, so I do feel these "XL" condoms, although incredibly poorly named are actually more necessary than you'd think, or maybe I'm just a rare case, I don't know it's not something you really discuss with people.

 

I apologise if I gave off the wrong impression by posting that image, I genuinely don't think penis size is something to even brag about, to me it should be no different to a man bragging about having bigger hands than someone, which is ridiculous, people just tend to associate manliness with penis size, which is hilarious because I'm not exactly "manly". I can understand why people would be insecure about it but I think a lot of that is because of the ridiculous attitude pop culture has towards penis size, it's like it's ok to laugh at penises, how many penis jokes are there in films/TV Shows? Then shows like Sex In The City where the women openly discuss penis size, scrutinising and even glorifying a man called "Mr. Big" it's pathetic and no wonder men are so insecure about it.

^Uh... glad to know that I guess :D

Hahahaha, sorry. I just felt the need to justify it all, that's one of my most genuine and thoughtful posts on CPing in a long time and I wasted it in "The SEX Thread"

That was very insightful Nathan & yeah, WOOHOO FOR IT BEING IN THE SEX THREAD :wacko:

I'm a eunuch.

^^^Congratulations :cheesy:

 

I wouldn't be talking about the size of my penis on a forum though... lol

^^^Congratulations :cheesy:

 

I wouldn't be talking about the size of my penis on a forum though... lol

 

I would agree normally, but that comment annoys me because I try to criticise one of the things that haunts the minds of men and instead I am criticised for mentioning my own penis :( I thought it necessary to back up the point I was making about how the condoms, although seeming it on the surface, are not entirely for "bragging rights" even though the company seem to be aiming for those sorts of sales.

 

I wish I hadn't bothered.

Hey, I agree with what you said :nice:

I was just joking around, in case you don't know I don't own such a thing haha