sorry. ima noob.

:facepalm:

 

I like cofee with toast and jelly but I'd rather be lickin from your back to yo belleh

err. lulz. :blank:

 

:escaping2:

Oranges

Whipped cream :awesome:

Soooooooooo.... anyone aroused right now? :awesome:

Yes! I'm typing with one hand right now!

hahahahaha

Yes! I'm typing with one hand right now!

I don't get it. :wtf:

 

 

internet sarcasm = difficult to portray

 

Yes! I'm typing with one hand right now!

me too

:wink3:

 

 

 

i'm eating an ice cream cone :nice:

 

 

 

/immature.

 

 

 

"out thru the night rang a terrible scream; who put the sand in the vasiline" :awesome:

^That's happened to me one too many times. :disappointed:

Some people like it rough.

Wooh.

is that all what you can say about sex :rolleyes:

this thread :worried2:

^ That user :sick:

Vaseline...the best lube is the one girls produce themselves.

^wetness...

 

I mean sweetness :cool4:

Oh sweet, sweet wetness......

:wacky:

It's hard to get in when it's dry.

That's cos when it's wet the muscles are relaxed and it's slippery...and...:uhoh:

If you're trying to get in when it's dry then somethings way wrong.

:dozey:

 

http://www.sexapalooza.ca/

 

Discuss.

 

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