Hey, I agree with what you said :nice:

I was just joking around, in case you don't know I don't own such a thing haha

 

Sorry Perrine, it's just we've had a hostile past and I'm never sure how to take what you say, good to know we are past that :nice:

Hostile haha

I'm only rude to people who deserve it :tongue:

Oh same here, plus sometimes my english is fucked up soooo...

 

Let's move out of this thread :escaping:

:dozey:

 

 

 

:tongue:

I'm a eunuch.

:sad:

:sad:

 

At least I won't cheat on my future wife.

Don't worry, eunuchs have feelings too.

No, you won't.... WAIT... YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR! YOU SAID YOU IMPREGNATED WOMEN FOR VALENTINES DAY....

 

 

 

:shifty:...

How do you think I became a eunuch? This last Valentines day was quite crazy.

How do you think I became a eunuch? This last Valentines day was quite crazy.

 

Eunuch is actually when it happens early on in life so it affects you hormonally.

Wanna meet? :wink3:

STRANGER DANGER! YOU'RE NOT SAFE!!

 

*blows whistle*

hahahaha what? :awesome:

My actual good post is going missing, soon we'll be back to shouting SEX.

Why do you have a box of condoms anyway, Nathan? Haha

Unless Reilly quotes it when he answers your post :wacko:

Why do you have a box of condoms anyway, Nathan? Haha

 

ZING

Burn

lulz. condoms. shoot.

I completely agree that it's mostly for marketing and "bragging", that's genuinely why I took the picture, I was bemused at how obnoxious the packaging was, the XL is so hilarious, it takes up half of the package and as you rightly point out there is no L, so it makes me think it's just for men to go "OI OI I'M A FACKING XL" and give the cashier a wink as she beeps it through the till. I actually felt embarrassed with them in my shopping basket and I went to the slef service till to avoid having to see a person pick up the condoms and their reaction. I must state again that it wasn't my intention to brag in any way, I just thought the packaging was hilarious (in fact I hadn't even intended to post it on here initially, I just thought it would be funny to do so)

 

I disagree about the necessity though...regular condoms are a bit short on me length wise, but as you said that's not a real issue, however you did neglect the other statistic in penis size, the girth. It's the girth that is the problem and it's actually the width of the condom that increases the most in the larger sizes, although not by a great deal, with regular condoms they actually hurt when I put them on and I'm fairly confident there would be a risk of it breaking, so I do feel these "XL" condoms, although incredibly poorly named are actually more necessary than you'd think, or maybe I'm just a rare case, I don't know it's not something you really discuss with people.

 

I apologise if I gave off the wrong impression by posting that image, I genuinely don't think penis size is something to even brag about, to me it should be no different to a man bragging about having bigger hands than someone, which is ridiculous, people just tend to associate manliness with penis size, which is hilarious because I'm not exactly "manly". I can understand why people would be insecure about it but I think a lot of that is because of the ridiculous attitude pop culture has towards penis size, it's like it's ok to laugh at penises, how many penis jokes are there in films/TV Shows? Then shows like Sex In The City where the women openly discuss penis size, scrutinising and even glorifying a man called "Mr. Big" it's pathetic and no wonder men are so insecure about it.

 

Haha I guess I'm probably going to be accused of what I accused you of doing, but girthwise, normal condoms hurt and are awkward for me to put on (It took me about a good year before I realised that it's not supposed to be like that). But really, it only takes a little bit longer in time, and I don't use condoms enough to really worry enough about it to buy XL, I haven't bought them in a chemist in maybe 2 or 3 years. I meant it wasn't a necessity because even if a little bit difficult to get on, you don't NEED them, normal condoms will still do. I guess you're right about the possibility of breakage, but to be honest I don't really care haha.

 

To be honest I was pretty much being a bastard on purpose about you posting the condom picture haha, while I do think you definitely care about what the board thinks of you in terms of intellect or badassness, I can't imagine you caring what we think of your dick size. That's more for the perv newbie who runs into every thread going into every thread like "huhey bitzhes i gotta 9incher waitin for yalz".

 

God now I know why your post was so long, it's hard to talk about this without sounding like a knob. No pun intended.

I've had a few condoms split in my time. I just kept going anyways. Yes I know i'm a decent guy.

Haha I guess I'm probably going to be accused of what I accused you of doing, but girthwise, normal condoms hurt and are awkward for me to put on (It took me about a good year before I realised that it's not supposed to be like that). But really, it only takes a little bit longer in time, and I don't use condoms enough to really worry enough about it to buy XL, I haven't bought them in a chemist in maybe 2 or 3 years. I meant it wasn't a necessity because even if a little bit difficult to get on, you don't NEED them, normal condoms will still do. I guess you're right about the possibility of breakage, but to be honest I don't really care haha.

 

To be honest I was pretty much being a bastard on purpose about you posting the condom picture haha, while I do think you definitely care about what the board thinks of you in terms of intellect or badassness, I can't imagine you caring what we think of your dick size. That's more for the perv newbie who runs into every thread going into every thread like "huhey bitzhes i gotta 9incher waitin for yalz".

 

God now I know why your post was so long, it's hard to talk about this without sounding like a knob. No pun intended.

 

Haha I know, it's so hard (pun intended). You're right about what I care about as well, as much as it pains me to admit it, I do seek the approval of others, just not about my penis :lol: . Glad we've cleared this up anyway :nice:

I've had a few condoms split in my time. I just kept going anyways. Yes I know i'm a decent guy.

Well it would be just rude to stop.

:thinking:

^ Thread killer! :evil:

 

I was enjoying reading the penis talk :disappointed:

Perv.

Ho.