Why exactly is this so dangerous?

 

Someday I'd like to try it.

Because you could fall over and stab yourself or run into someone else and stab them.

 

Try it, tell us how it goes!

I think my dog needs a blood cloth now

yeah

 

 

and hey!

 

That reminds me. There is a book by that title. It was twisted.

^^Yeah, and they are coming out with a movie of it...with Gwyneth as one of the sisters.

ohh yes I got all excited when I saw the thread as that's the book I'm currently reading, doh! I love it by the way :D:D

I was going to read it, but now that I see you like it, I'll give it a try! :D

it's really awesome, I love his style, it's so witty and funny!

I've read 'Dry' first, should have gone for this one first to follow it chronologically but both of them are highly recommendable :D

Ok thanks! :nice:

Ha this just reminds me of a funny thing that happened to my brother when he was younger except he wasn't running with a scissors, he had left one in between two cushions on our sofa, and it was pointing upright...I guess you can tell what's coming...

But he had forgotten about it and didn't see it, so he jumped onto the sofa to sit down and it stabbed him in the ass :stunned: :laugh3:

 

So the moral of the story is, always keep track of your scissors...and you probably shouldn't run with them either!

^that hurts just from reading

I think my buttocks have officially clenched

^^ :laugh4::laugh4:

Ugh... D=

 

I was looking at torture devices on Wikipedia, and about half of them worked by shoving them up... yeah... :confused:

Wait - why did I need to say that? D=

:o Ouchhhhhhh........ I've ran with scissors but nothing happened.

 

 

 

That's what happened when Mr. Roberts ran with his cane.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!! LMAO!! ROFL!!

 

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER! HAHAHA! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

No, this is a serious issue. People getting canes stuck up their arse is a matter that needs to be addressed! :P

I can't remember why I drew that picture. :thinking:

haha your search for torture devices and drawings worrys me, but i also find it amusing so it balances out :rolleyes:

 

i've never cut myself with scissors. the only pain they've given me is when they are far too small and my fingers are too big but i'm too lazy to get larger scissors to end my unncessessary pain :dozey:

haha... or the pain u feel when u cut a stack of paper that's too thick for the scissors to cut... it hurts :stunned:

 

 

 

That's what happened when Mr. Roberts ran with his cane.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: I'm sooo confused yet highly amused!:laugh3: :thinking: :laugh3:

^^ lol indeed, but then you've got the problem of pain and that of having a bunch of papers half-cut and uneven. the tragedy that scissors leave behind...tsk

I don't like the smell of scissors when they get rusty...:\