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Drink and masturbation?

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Do you do it?

Im just curious to know....

Over here they've made the laws against drinking and masturbating more strict in the past few years. If you get caught they'd take away your genitals and your last saved money for a bottle of belgian beer for a good 6 months.

And the campaigns against it are endless. There's a song on the radio that keeps playing in my head "If you drink, than u dont masturbate- it's selfish! SELFISH!" So indredibly lame :disappointed:

But I was wondering how effective are all these campaigns and laws. I mean, we all know by now that masturbating is bad for and yet ppl still start masturbating, many never try to quit.

We all know how dangerous confessing with yourself and drinking expensive beer is, and it can get you in trouble with the law. And still I know way too many people who do it.

Hows it like where you come from?

Are you drunk? or under the effect of any drug? :thinking:

I have to ask tho......how in god's name would you get caught? Do they have masturbation police? Walking the streets, peering in letterboxes, watching shadows at the windows?

You don't know the half of it, young mister!

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Nik's been doing bad things...

 

agreed. quoting your posts is a very bad thing o_O

Okay, just don't masturbate thinking of me... o_O

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Okay' date=' just don't masturbate thinking of me... o_O[/quote']

 

AH!

 

you perved Magyar-Columbian :lips:

lol, what a thread, and im wondering the same, about the masturbation police? :D

Haha that's interesting how the one from three similar threads has more posts just because it's got a word "masturbation" in the title :laugh1:

 

Now, I think I spammed a lot this morning.

Haha that's interesting how the one from three similar threads has more posts just because it's got a word "masturbation" in the title :laugh1:

 

Now, I think I spammed a lot this morning.

 

Nowhere near as much a Nik spammed last night!!:rolleyes:

Nowhere near as much a Nik spammed last night!!:rolleyes:

Haha at least it was fun to read... Unlike many "funny" threads and posts here.

Haha at least it was fun to read... Unlike many "funny" threads and posts here.

 

Now you're sounding exactly like him.:rolleyes:

Now you're sounding exactly like him.:rolleyes:

*goes and hides in shame*

*goes and hides in shame*

 

:whip:

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