^^ lol

well, to understand what i'm going to say, my mother doesn't speak or understand english, and once i was listening coldplay's CD and my mom ask who was the girl screaming?, it was really fun..., but then she heared most of the CD and she realized that it was a guy singing and that it was really good.

well' date=' to understand what i'm going to say, my mother doesn't speak or understand english, and once i was listening coldplay's CD and my mom ask who was the girl screaming?, it was really fun..., but then she heared most of the CD and she realized that it was a guy singing and that it was really good.[/quote']

 

Screaming girl=Chris...:thinking: ...:laugh3:

:P

:laugh4:

My sister commented on how they were the ugliest band she had ever seen, then I was reading a book on coldplay, she looked over my shoulder and said, "cor, hes fit", at a picture of Guy, when I told her who he was, she said, "well that guy is a wally for being in that band", I said "no, he is Guy!", I still don't know if she got what I was talking about?!

They are probably one of the hottest bands, if not THE hottest band! :P

^^ heeeeell yeah :wink3:

Amen! :D

find and show her pictures of the boys in Death Cab For Cutie.

The 40 year old virgin joke, obviously.

My friends say Chris has no balls and sings like a girl. :dozey:

 

When I was listening to Clocks my dad starts laughing because he was imagining Chris sitting there writing "yoooou aaaare" 50 million times...:laugh3:

:lol:

When I was listening to Clocks my dad starts laughing because he was imagining Chris sitting there writing "yoooou aaaare" 50 million times...:laugh3:

Something similar happened to me - well, my mother heard Clocks (the "yoouuuu aaaaareee" part) and asked who was squeaking...:angry:

my cousin went with me to a coldplay concert (he didnt know any lyrics but YOOUUUU ARRREEE

it was so funny

My dad always gives me weird looks when I listen to 'Daylight.' He says it sounds 'Indian.' Like WTF??? :laugh3:

thats funny

"Oh, you like Coldplay right? Chris Martin's band."

"It's not Chris Martin's band, he's just the lead singer in the band, there's four of them."

"Whatever, same shit, Chris Martin's band.":angry:

"No, not really."

"He's pretty ugly." :(

"That's you opinion, but the bassist is really hot."

"There's a bass player?" :shocked2:

"Yeah, his name is Guy."

"Guy? Weird name."

"What about that dude who always does interviews with him? Aren't they gay like the guys from Chemical Romance?" :stunned: :shocked2: :o :shout:

"No...Chris is married..."

"OH YEAH! He's a dude that named his kid apple!"

"Good job."

"Yeah, who would do that?"

*silence*

"Well, I got to go, I'll talk to you later."

"Sure."

"Hey, one more thing."

"What?"

"You know how I know you're gay?":(

*sighs* "Because I listen to Coldplay?":uneasy:

"Yeah!" *person laughs and walks away*:furious:

 

 

A conversation I had two days ago outside the pizza place w/ a kid from my school. I swear, it was the most pointless and stupidest thing ever. Then again, I am in the US

my mum never says funny stuff about coldplay...she usuallys says "what is this rubbish band?!?!"....my dad doesnt say anything at all

thisis off topic butt are you rooting for the Mets?

"Oh, you like Coldplay right? Chris Martin's band."

"It's not Chris Martin's band, he's just the lead singer in the band, there's four of them."

"Whatever, same shit, Chris Martin's band.":angry:

"No, not really."

"He's pretty ugly." :(

"That's you opinion, but the bassist is really hot."

"There's a bass player?" :shocked2:

"Yeah, his name is Guy."

"Guy? Weird name."

"What about that dude who always does interviews with him? Aren't they gay like the guys from Chemical Romance?" :stunned: :shocked2: :o :shout:

"No...Chris is married..."

"OH YEAH! He's a dude that named his kid apple!"

"Good job."

"Yeah, who would do that?"

*silence*

"Well, I got to go, I'll talk to you later."

"Sure."

"Hey, one more thing."

"What?"

"You know how I know you're gay?":(

*sighs* "Because I listen to Coldplay?":uneasy:

"Yeah!" *person laughs and walks away*:furious:

 

 

A conversation I had two days ago outside the pizza place w/ a kid from my school. I swear, it was the most pointless and stupidest thing ever. Then again, I am in the US

 

totally ridiculous...F..k that...:veryangry:

My dad always gives me weird looks when I listen to 'Daylight.' He says it sounds 'Indian.' Like WTF??? :laugh3:

 

lol daylight does sound indian - well definitely an eastern sound with those strings

yeah

haha :D

Well last we had a soccer game :p And well i'm a goalie and i was very bored (cause we were the better team..)

So i got a mp3 player of a soccer mate, and clocks was on :p Haha i went shouting on the field youhou aare:p and in dutch i translated it i sang : Jij bent.

Everyone looked at me very weird:p But well i went crazy ofcourse ;)

Later when there was a goal or something i began running with coldplay in my ears haha :D

^^Haha that's cool! :D