laurazstar Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^My friend says James Blunt sounds like a goat and that Chris Martin has no balls....and I always reply "he DOES have balls and they are quite nice. Just LOOK at Apple and Moses." *cracks up* so right about chris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I'm trying not to laugh and the tears are welling up in my eyes. These are hilarious! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: I forgot how this even started, but my little sis started calling Guy "Luigi" (from the Mario Bros.). I think it was because of that pizza comment on the DVD :laugh4: . She also calls Jonny "The O Man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyssa Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Hahaha! Lots of funny shiz here. :laugh3: I don't really get any funny comments from my friends or family--whatever they say is usually rather insulting. :( "Dude, Coldplay are a bunch of fags." "That guy doesn't know what to do with his hands when he's performing--he looks retarded." "They only have like, one good song." "Are Coldplay and House like... your life?" :laugh3: I had the equal sign on my hand one day and my classmate was kinda confused: "What's that thing on your hand? Doesn't the lead guy of that one band you like have that tattooed on his hand... doesn't it mean like... Coldplay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurazstar Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 "What's that thing on your hand? Doesn't the lead guy of that one band you like have that tattooed on his hand... doesn't it mean like... Coldplay?" LOL. Doesn't it mean like... coldplay? god i wouldn't know how to react if one my friends asked me that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scientist Man Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 My mom saw Chris dancing on stage of one of the videos I was watching and she said he is weird. But that is not really funny.:dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 :laugh4: Oh yeah. One of our funniest misheard lyrics ever, my sis thought Chris was saying, "Butts go flying at the speed of sound!" :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ...butts.... so butts came from the underground to show us how it all began? :confused: ....:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlight Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 :laugh3: :laugh3: Not funny, but we were watching Late with Jools Holland, or something like that, and they had a bunch of bands play, and my uncle said, 'Their music is like Coldplay. BORING.' I told that story before a llooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescientist06 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 hmmm... well, everytime Gwenyth is at an awards show like the Golden Globes, I always have this exact conversation with my dad... "Where's that guy you like?" "What guy?" "You know, the one with the high voice and the puffy hair that doesn't shave. Isn't he married to her?" "...Chris Martin?" "Yeah, why isn't he with her?" "He never goes with her." "Well he should. He's a wimp. He should be out there just following her. "They keep work seperate, they never go with eachother." "What? That wimp." That's when I turn back to the television and ignore him... .... *cough* hehehee that sounds like my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurazstar Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 My dad went to into the supermarket and I stayed in the car and i was just looking at the people.. then my dad came back. Me: Oh my gosh dad, i so just saw a couple who looked like Chris Martin And Gwyneth Paltrow! Dad: *rolls eyes* Me: Seriously! The guy was wearing all black (could only see bits of him) and the lady was blonde and everything! Dad: *starts snoring* psh, could've been more supporting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniep_93 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Hahaha thats like one time when my sister came home from the super market and told me she saw a couple who looked like them and the guy kinda dressed really cool and looked like he wasnt from around here and stuff and the the girl had long flowing bonde hair...she was just trying to make me jealous. Oh and whenever my brother sees me listening to them he always imitates chris' dance, except he looks like an idiot when he does it and chris doesnt. :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d.B.g Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 My mom can never remember the band's name, and she is constantly calling them Cool Gang to whoever she talks to about music haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 COOL GANG... HAHAHAHA :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julimp92 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 My mom can never remember the band's name' date=' and she is constantly calling them Cool Gang to whoever she talks to about music haha.[/quote'] Omg :laugh4: i acctualy laugh at this at loud !! Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anitafranc Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 LOL! :laugh4: Once I was at my uncle's office and I was listening to Coldplay and he walks by and tells me "You're not cool enough for Coldplay" LOL! he's like a 47 year old guy with a mustache and a resemblance to Sadam Hussein :laugh4: and I'M not cool enough for Coldplay!! :lol: well at least he likes them! also my mom always complains about how loud Politik is and the other day I heard her singing "open up your eyeeeeesss" :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 my mom is the one that got me into coldplay, so she just says stuff to make fun of me. basically commenting on chris's beardy and his love for jonny. my brother thinks theyre stupid. my dad got AROBTTH for xmas from my aunt the year it came out. i only knew "clocks" way back then, and the album because my mom had it. to my knowlegde, my dad never listened to it, and i stole the copy last year so my mom could have hers too. the night before i was going to see coldplay the second time, i was walking past my dad's office and "clocks" was playing on the radio, and i stayed by the door so i could listen to it. my dad saw me and said "the only reason youre here is to listen to this song". i denied it (lying, of course), and he laughed and said "no, that's ok, this is a lovely song," and TURNED UP THE RADIO. if you knew my dad, you'd realize how surprising this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firzen Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 lol So funny, all of the above. My father doesn't even know coldplay, but I was with him on his van, and coldplay was on. moments after the music ended he started whistling, and said "Now I have this music on my head"-.- Then, my brother, everytime I play Trouble on my piano, he starts singing too, only, extremely out of tone. Everytime I listen to Coldplay he starts singing just to annoy me. Also, a friend of my saw the Speed of Sound videoclip and asked "Is that guy drunk or high? he looks like an idiot!"... Look who's talking... So around here, Coldplay is known in the good way, and in the bad way. Bad Way=Insulting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescientist06 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I don't know how you can't be cool enough for coldplay. I always thought myself to be rather nerdy for liking coldplay. shows what I know, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurazstar Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 Also' date=' a friend of my saw the Speed of Sound videoclip and asked "Is that guy drunk or high? he looks like an idiot!"... [/quote'] LOL! hehehe, thats quite funny. but chris doesn't look tooo high or drunk in the video... just waving his arms around and such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 oof, i love the way he moves in that video. actually, that video (and how he moves in it) was key in my love affair with coldplay. that video made me loooove them (and him). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lili_pt Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 not funny but lots of people have told me that the only reason they don't like coldplay is because of chris' voice :dozey:...one of my friends also said to me once: i would like them more if you didn't like them that much!! my mom says coldplay are everywhere because i keep listening to them! I don't know how you can't be cool enough for coldplay. I always thought myself to be rather nerdy for liking coldplay. shows what I know, right? i thought that too....but since X&Y was released i think somehow it became cool to like them here :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra_coldplay Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 When my mom saw THP for the first time on television she asked me who are these porn stars :p haha that was very funny ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*SPARK* Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 my father called them "coldplayer"...:laugh3: :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 was talking about music with my brother just now, and i asked "do you liike coldplay?" just to see his reaction (i knew the answer). he choked on his chicken and said "NOOO" and i said "why not?" and he said "THEY'RE GAY!" (im gonna kill him, dont worry). i asked "what dont you like about them?" and he said "theyre stupid...bad...YUCK!!" it was actually funny, despite disrespectful. i swear im not related to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlight Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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