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The Funniest things your parents/family ever did/say about Coldplay

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MY DAD BECOMES COLDPLAY FAN !!!

He still loves talk, and he listens to other songs also !! Like Yellow and The scientist, he loves yellow also, last time he brought me to the soccer field and we listened to yellow ! :D

And he turned the volume up and up and up :D It was amazing my dad !!

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ditto, my dad likes Metallica and gay shit like that..

infact my mom and brother do too..

 

im a loner when it comes to my coldplay faness.

where did I really come from?

My dad pointing to the black&white poster I have of Coldplay on my wall:

 

"They look like homeless men" :freak:

 

:thinking:

:bomb:

:shifty:

:mean:

^ I then felt these many emotions at once.

 

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Haha. My dad stopped acknowledging any kind of music that came out after the '70s. :laugh4:

 

He doesn't know their names, either. When I browse the Chris thread, he just says, "Is that Coldplay?" followed by a joke about how they can never "warm up."

 

Ha. Ha. :rolleyes: :laugh4:

My dad only likes metallica and Pink Floyd and stuff... is everybody's dad like that? and then my mom is more into new, hit music (strange isn't it). And then I am just into Coldplay... sometimes some new singers... but mostly all the new stuff is either fake or complete crap. music is just dead these days :confused:

Hmm well my dad is just like me an allround music fan :)

If a song or band is good than it's good in our eyes ;)

And my mum i don't know she isn't that into music, and my brother isn't also :)

today somebody actually tried to make fun of me for liking coldplay .. it was so funny! so i have pics of coldplay's three album covers hanging up in my locker at school (yes i do still go to school, i am a kid) and this kid looks at them and he's like "you like coldplay? well.. you know what... coldplay.. is like... uh.. for people who, uh.. don't like music."

my reaction was : :thinking: and then :lol: :laugh3:

"nice try buddy"

I always talk to a friend of mine about Coldplay, and she really gets tired of it, so now she talks about Daniel Radcliffe to me ( she's a bigg fan :p). And we do this for like a year now. A few weeks ago she said something to me like: If Goldplay would .... (dunno what she said). And I said: what?! did you just say GOLDPLAY? And she said: uhm.. yeah? that's their name, isn't it..? And I just laughed a for a million years :D Ohh how stupid.. am I that bad in articulating?

I had that in the shop !

I asked a sheetbook and she said Goldplay isn't it ? I said no it's Coldplay with a c :)

And later my pic on my mobile is the name 'coldplay' and my teacher one time grabbed my mobile and he said what's this goldplay ?

I Laughed :p and said no it's Coldplay :) It's a very good band.

lmao... my friends are always like "whats that band you like? somethin' play?"

 

!! - Today I heard Speed of Sound on the radio!! For the first time in like 9 months!!! :D It made me so happy!! We're building a house and there was like a construction guy on the second floor and i was downstairs and he had a radio and I am standing in the kitchen and i hear the beginning of the song and i am like OMG is that speed of sound?!?!? so i run upstairs and it was!!

OMG- In Heath Seminar we have to do a 20 minute speech and have a video on a certain topic. My friend who HATES Coldplay did OCD and played a video that had Fix You on the credits. So when she was finished I was, of course, like: "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU'VE MADE MY DAY! YOU PLAYED FIX YOU!" And she was like :o "That was Fix You!?! FUCK! I'm SO ashamed of myself!''

 

:lol:

I know! My friends always make me laugh when they talk about Coldplay.

I once showed one of them this site, and she wrote something under my name. When she was looking at the smilies list she says: Dang, ya'll have all the Village People in here!"

:fireman: :indianchief: :biker: Now, she REALLY thinks Coldplay is gay!

I had that in the shop !

I asked a sheetbook and she said Goldplay isn't it ? I said no it's Coldplay with a c :)

And later my pic on my mobile is the name 'coldplay' and my teacher one time grabbed my mobile and he said what's this goldplay ?

I Laughed :p and said no it's Coldplay :) It's a very good band.

 

it's very "hollandisch', this GOLDPLAY thing :D haha

lets see now... they likes the band alright, so no funny things said :laugh3:

oh well, i think the best i've ever heard came from my mum... when i said to her i want the Coldplay's cd (they were not so famous at that time) she asked

"of who?? do you want the cd of the Cornflakes??"

and, i swear, she wasn't joking... i think i kept laughing for a day...:laugh3:

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