laurazstar Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ok so i saw this on a panic! at the disco board who saw it on a Greenday and I started reading it, and it was actually really funny. I can't think of anything now about my family, but if your parents or family has done anything... share! This could be a really funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniep_93 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Hmmm...it's not that funny but my dad always comments on Chris' stubble and says that he looks like a hairy rat...my brother thinks Chris and Jonny are gay and they don't look like a rock band at all. Not really funny, insulting if anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurazstar Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 mmmm i remember one, not that funny, but we have the live 8 dvd and coldplay came on and i like, raced to the tv and my mum was like to our guests "Oh she just loves Chris. She hates Gwyneth" which is SO not true!! i'm sure you guys can come up with funnier... stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess831 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 This isn't funny either, but just then my dad misread my MTF shirt and was like 'trademarks fair? what's that all about?' I just walked off LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniep_93 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Hahaha that is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldpatrix Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 A friend of mine said: 'Why do you love that band...how is the name? Cornflakes?' Ahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ondes Martenot Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 "I hate Coldplay, they play Jazz" one of my friends...oh well...he meant Coldcut, and not Coldplay, i guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 When my little sister wanted my big sister to imitate Chris Martin... my big sister didn't want to....and so my little sister did it herself... with a stupid voice and "aaaahhhhhh......uuuuhhhh......oooooh....." :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plug_in_coldplaying Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 my father during fix you: lights will fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you home:rolleyes:when we watched earls court since then he i Coldplay fan,but Keane is still his favorite band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 "Coldplay. Sounds Like something you need to microwave"-my aunt. *looking at my poster*"Oh...It's them- Coldtrain."- my other aunt *when begging to go to concert my mother replied* "HOTPLAY, COLDPLAY,THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NOOO PLAY 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOING!" (this one hurt, actually.) "he looks like a squirrel!!!!"- my friend on Chris at the grammys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Sparks Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Well, I guess I don't have any funny stuff either - my mum keeps mocking me because of the baby names that Chris and Gwyneth chose for their children; she also slags off Chris' "dancing style" and my brother keeps telling me how amazingly depressing and melancholic Coldplay's music is and that he's already counting the days until I throw myself off a bridge because of them -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plug_in_coldplaying Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 my grandma once told helicopter ans she wanted Harry Potter ,looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ,rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,hahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 i think yo had to be there for this one but... one time my mom was screaming at me to wake up but i didnt want to, so she came into my room to yell at me. that old copy of rolling stone with them on the cover was on my floor and she picked it up, looked at it quietly, and said "you think they'd have at least one razor between them. they could share, for gods sake. that's what you should send them: razorblades." i just about died laughing. my mom also thinks chris is gay and he doesnt know it yet. however, she loves coldplay and is the one that got me into them in the first place, so i cant really complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ROTFL! You're mom thinks he's gay. He's married to one of the most beautiful women in world, why would he hide in the closet? :confused: Anyway... yesterday I was like: "I bet I weigh more than Chris Martin..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 sorry, double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soufiane Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 A friend of mine said: 'Why do you love that band...how is the name? Cornflakes?' Ahahahahah hehe lol :lol: ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurazstar Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 hmmmmmm this happened last night, when we had a guest over for dinner - Guest: oh... coldplay............ My brother: I'm sick of them. All Laura ever talks about (he comes once a week by the way) Me: No i don't!! I havn't talked about them tonight! My brother: ......... but we are all watching the coldplay dvd.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescientist06 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Most likely thinking they know the words to "speed of sound" and sing it only to reduce it to more of a hum in an attempt to make fun of me and my obsession with said band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espantirock88 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 my dad once asked me about the equal sign on Chris' hand, and i told him everything about MTF and what does coldplay do, I talked for almost an hour and at the end my dad said: :shocked2: "What????" I just wanted to hit him.:veryangry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just_cass Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 lol^ these stories are funny! there is nothing remotely funny about my family saying anything about coldplay, because they all like coldplay (i got them onto them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Most likely thinking they know the words to "speed of sound" and sing it only to reduce it to more of a hum in an attempt to make fun of me and my obsession with said band. oh jeez. When my family wants me to turn Coldplay off they'll scream the lyrics at the top of their lungs, especially my neice! i remember A while back I was playing What If and I couldn't even hear Chris all I heard was: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S RIIIIIIIGHT! TAKE A BREATH AND GET IT INSIIIIIIDE! OHHHH! SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluMTonks Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 hmmm... well, everytime Gwenyth is at an awards show like the Golden Globes, I always have this exact conversation with my dad... "Where's that guy you like?" "What guy?" "You know, the one with the high voice and the puffy hair that doesn't shave. Isn't he married to her?" "...Chris Martin?" "Yeah, why isn't he with her?" "He never goes with her." "Well he should. He's a wimp. He should be out there just following her. "They keep work seperate, they never go with eachother." "What? That wimp." That's when I turn back to the television and ignore him... .... *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaftell Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 oh jeez. When my family wants me to turn Coldplay off they'll scream the lyrics at the top of their lungs, especially my neice! i remember A while back I was playing What If and I couldn't even hear Chris all I heard was: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S RIIIIIIIGHT! TAKE A BREATH AND GET IT INSIIIIIIDE! OHHHH! SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'!!!!!!" :lol: My brother calls Chris a goat.... Saying he sounds/looks like a goat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^My friend says James Blunt sounds like a goat and that Chris Martin has no balls....and I always reply "he DOES have balls and they are quite nice. Just LOOK at Apple and Moses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaftell Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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