chris: 'EUREKA!!! i got enlightened!!!... and it feels....weird'

:lol:

chris: 'oh fuck... MY EYES!!!'

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: Haha, that one was especially funny.

"This is the THIRD time I've advertised Betley's site now :rolleyes: "

:lol: :lol:

^i love that pic!! :cool: ;)

chris: 'no everybody raise your right hand and sing with me!!!'

will: 'right right which one is right...no that`s not right, that`s left'

 

 

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Fuckin' hell Betley's got me doing it now :rolleyes: "

:lol: :lol: :lol:

CHRIS: *coughs* 'ahem, jonny don`t you think i`m not watching you'

chris: 'and to you lady blonde mystery: don`t you think you can seduce my jonny! he`s mine so back off!!'

guy: 'oh no there he goes again'

jonny thinking *muahaha chris has no idea she goes out with my dogs. and let it stay this way... i like it when he gets all jealous!'

the journalist: 'i heard some rumours about you and jonny having a crisis.. is it true?'

chris: 'what, you mean that blonde chick that tried to seduce him?'

the journalist: 'mainly yeah...'

chris: 'oh forget about her. she`s on a date with my snipe... i meant michelle pheiper'

hahahaha! :lol: ahhh those are great! :D :P :lol:

:lol: Those are really funny Kasia

fankoo !!! i noticed i tend to make like whole stories. maybe i should start to write a comic book ?? i mean a coldplay comic book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

naaah it`d be too perverted :P they`d never let me release it.

jonny: 'will, why you always have to stare at me like this! chris is mine get over this!'

will: 'what`s your problem man?? i`m trying to pose for a picture. geeeez'

chris thinking: *mmm the lipstick mark i left on jonny`s cheek is tha bomb!*

guy: 'hey guys i have a real problem here.... this guy asked me a question and i can`t figure the answer. i mean i can but before i tell him i`d like to consult the experts here. so 2+2 is 9 right?'

 

*the photo film breaks*

i`m gonna break a rule here but just once!! please forgive me for the sake of entertainment.

 

keanu: 'WHOA!!! my wifey has started a new page!!'

will: 'damn chris. you seemed lighter in bed last night! get off me'

jonny: 'what????????'

will: 'look at that poor photographer. does he look depressed....'

chris: 'aaaw man we really feel sorry for you cuz you`re just a shitty pic-taker while we`re the biggest band in the world...we`re really really sorry for you...'

guy: 'yeah just look at you.... poor lamb. you wish you were one of us but you`re not. you`re just just as avarage as no one would like to be and we`re the most famous people in the whole world so we really pity you man. like we thank God our existence is not as shitty as yours...'

jonny: 'but keep your head up. you`re not swinging on the rope or lying at the bottom of Thames yet.....'

chris: 'hey liam, look what i`ve got for you!!!!'

will: 'i don`t believe it looks like a drumstick......... chris, what is it????'

:lol:

guy: 'is it right master CM?'

chris: 'beautiful guy, you learned the sign perfectly. you`re my greatest pride...my greatest sudent!!'

 

meanwhile....

 

jonny: 'no no no will, you show just one finger not two.... the middle finger... let me show you how...'

chris: 'HEY PEOPLE, I`M HERE!!!!!!! CAN YOU SEE ME??'

JONNY: 'aaah come on chris..an antenna sticking out my head??? there`s no antenna sticking out my head!! it`s ridiculous!!'