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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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chris - "I look funny i do"

woman - "booooooo selecta"

man - "look chris, this is ridiculous. you're supposed to be planting trees man, get a GRIP"

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lol omg haha that 1s wkd....that woman looks like shes gonna flick her fingers lol :lol:

:lol: :lol: This thread rules. :lol:

it really does!!! :lol:

chris: `I AM THE QUEEN!!!!!!!'

jonny: 'chris, dammit, you weren`t supposed to reveal your sex'

altogether: I don’t know what u heard about me but a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me no Cadillac, no perms u can’t see that I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P

chris: 'can someone please give us some skates??'

jonny: 'oh come on, you can`t skate. we don`t want a broken ancle, do we?'

will: 'yeah....like chris won the best skating on ass contest last year.'

guy: 'haha yeah, and you won the best skates cleaner contest!! it was cool'

will: 'aaargh shut up, guy'

guy: 'sorry'

:lol: :lol:

 

Will: "Sented candles= Check. Oil= Check. Comfy bed= Check. Cute little outfits= Check.

Okay, everything seems to be in order....

Ohh Guy, you can come into my bedroom now!"

 

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Chris (thinking) = "Does it make me look cool if I give the 'what the hells going on?' look?"

Jonny (thinking)= "Just stay awake mate..you'll only be stuck here for another hour or so....jus..stay..awak..."

Guy (thinking)= "I still can't believe that my keys were lost in my afro that whole time!"

Will (thinking)= "I wonder if Guy knows what his hand is actually resting on.........cause I like it!!"

 

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Chris= "Okay, that was great Guy! Now, can you point to your head for me?"

*Guy points*

Jonny= "Oh c'mon Chris! It's bloody obvious that that was his forehead not is actually head!!"

Chris= "For christs sake Jonny, give him a break! He's only a beginner!"

Guy (crying)= "My mummy says I'm special!"

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

You're really funny

oh Kasia that Will picture is fecking hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink3: :lol:

Chris (thinking) = "Does it make me look cool if I give the 'what the hells going on?' look?"

Jonny (thinking)= "Just stay awake mate..you'll only be stuck here for another hour or so....jus..stay..awak..."

Guy (thinking)= "I still can't believe that my keys were lost in my afro that whole time!"

Will (thinking)= "I wonder if Guy knows what his hand is actually resting on.........cause I like it!!"

 

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lol 100%class juliazizzle

oh Kasia that Will picture is fecking hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :wink3: :lol:

 

lol are you talking about the one I did? Well anyway, how freaky is that picture of him?!

Kasia and Julia, you both are hilarious!!! Weeeeeeeeeee :D

:lol: :lol: oh yeah Julia sorry :kiss: it's sooooo funny!!! :lol: :lol: :P

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