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When you're sick you get extrememly bored cause you can't do anything...i managed to entertain myself for about 10 minutes lol :rolleyes:

You're also entertaining us, luv... :D

Aww thanks!! :blush: :kiss:

Kasia and Julia you are both really funny. :lol: :lol:

fanoo all fankoo all

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now where`s my motherfucking Oscar??!!! :P

chris: 'there`s something i need to announce tonight. to jonny: huni, you`ve been a wonderful lover of mine but i decided to start a new life with gwyneth. we are getting married tomorrow in vegas....'

jonny crying: '...chris.... how.... could you do...this...to me... after all these years....' (breaks down)

chris: 'i`m sorry but this is life. face it! so i`d also like to announce that i`ve cut my hair in order to become a skinhead and i`m leaving this band. yes, this is true i`m not a coldplay member anymore...'

guy: 'oh thank God!! finally!!!'

i experimented with the colors a bit but i don`t think it works oh wells :P

chris thinking hard: *look at the sun... no that sounds crappy... hmmm how about stare at the sun until you go blind? naaah it doesn`t sound like a luff song....................................... gwynnie gwynnie you have power over me like moses over sea ... whoa! that`s awesome.... i should start rappin and rhymin... oh no i can`t i`m in a soft rock group unfortunately. eeeh ....... eeeh .... let`s get back to... look at the..... what can one look at?? look at the.... the.... T H E .... fuck, i can`t write a song today!*

Chris (thinking) = "Does it make me look cool if I give the 'what the hells going on?' look?"

Jonny (thinking)= "Just stay awake mate..you'll only be stuck here for another hour or so....jus..stay..awak..."

Guy (thinking)= "I still can't believe that my keys were lost in my afro that whole time!"

Will (thinking)= "I wonder if Guy knows what his hand is actually resting on.........cause I like it!!"

 

 

Hahahaha. JULIA U R THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVA! :lol:

guy: 'oh chris, is it that hard to check your breath sometimes???'

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: You're sooooo funny Kasia!!!

 

Okay, here's mine...it's a bit of a story really but oh well! :rolleyes:

 

Will="Gentlemen! The time has come for us to join forces to reincarnated the late gypsy king Nazaurth himself! Bwahaha!!"

Chris="Where's the ice cream you promised?"

Jonny= "Yeah! And uhh Will, what's with the corpse head?"

Will="SILENCE!!"

Chris="Right, that's enough Will! I can handle you being a complete psycho, and I can handle you lying to us and saying you were bringing us out here to buy ice cream, but I cannot, I repeat CANNOT, handle to yelling at my sweet, sweet Jonny over there! I'm outta here you freak!!"

Jonny="Uhh..yeah, you....uh..BIG MEANIE!!"

*Jonny and Chris storm off*

 

 

Guy (lowered voice)= "So Will, now that we're all alone..."

 

Will= "Okay guys, I know last night was a little..strange. But..but the voices in my head order me to do things sometimes I don't wanna do and it gets scary, really scary and I think I'm gonna die! They tell me they're gonna kill me and oh how I cry!! I CRY!! Oh god! *Breaks down crying*

Chris= "Riiiiiiiight....."

Jonny="Geez Will, I thought you said you were gonna make up for how you behaved last night. Well it's not a very good start so far seeing as there is NO PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM ON THE MENU! IS THERE? IS THERE?!! ANSWER ME!!!"

Chris="Riiiiiiiight......"

Guy (lowered voice)= "I think you boys need to relax a little, how about we got back to my apartment and you can...loosen up there?"

 

Okay, I'm a freak lol. But I'm bored and I'm sick so it doesn't matter lol. :rolleyes:

 

Chris="Just make it clap!!"

Jonny= "Mmm...look at those huge, soft hands of Chris's..."

Will= "So then I said, 'Listen you crazy woman beast, I'm not going to jail for you, or anybody! I'm my own person! I shall fight for me freedom!'..and then she left. As simple as that my friend."

Guy=" Wow Will, that's just super....I'm gonna go stand over here now..."

 

LOL!! @ the dialogs but the pix didn`t load as usual.

yeah i cant see the pix either :o

who`s on your avatar?

chris: '...see? see those scars?? i had no chances when the huge bear jumped on me!!!'

jonny: 'whoa!'

will: 'wait a minute! wasn`t it on last year`s halloween?'

chris: 'um yeah...'

guy: 'then that was me dressed as a bear...'

jonny: 'chris`s life`s full of tragedies. tell them chris!'

chris: 'i got attacked by this moderfucking kid with his black marker. he wrote some stupid maketrafefair.com shit on my palm and i now i`m stuck with this for the rest of my life cuz the fucking marker was WATERPROOF!!!!'

camera man: 'oh my God, this is terrible.'

guy: 'yeah poor thing. he already wrote a song about it...'

chris: '....yeah it`s on our new album called 'tragedy thru a lens' which is out tomorrow so go out and get it!!!'

:lol: :lol: Poor Chris, eh? Those graffiti yobs!!!!! :x

:lol: :lol:

Fuckin pictures didn't fucking work fucking hell.

Fuckin pictures didn't fucking work fucking hell.

 

lol you`re funnier than my captions

who`s on your avatar?

 

the legend that is Damien Rice :D

chris: '...see? see those scars?? i had no chances when the huge bear jumped on me!!!'

jonny: 'whoa!'

will: 'wait a minute! wasn`t it on last year`s halloween?'

chris: 'um yeah...'

guy: 'then that was me dressed as a bear...'

 

hehe i like that one. :D :lol:

nice ones!