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January 14, 200422 yr

Cry me a river was the best !! I really love this thread !

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January 14, 200422 yr

:lol: :lol: Kasia they are feckin funny! :lol:

January 14, 200422 yr

cry me a river! :lol: :lol: :lol:

January 14, 200422 yr

:lol: :lol:

January 15, 200422 yr

:lol: nice ones!

January 15, 200422 yr

cry me a river... :lol: :lol:

good one :lol: :lol: ;)

January 15, 200422 yr

fankoo fankoo ladies

January 15, 200422 yr

:lol: :lol:

You very funny. :lol:

January 16, 200422 yr

i need to come up with some new shite *meow* i need pix!!! anyone knows where i could find pix?

January 16, 200422 yr

chris: 'what is this?'

guy: 'i was just tryin.....'

chris: 'no, i asked WHAT IS THIS?!'

guy: 'a bottle'

chris: 'and what`s in the bottle?'

guy: 'water?'

chris: 'indeed. and what was PREVIOUSLY IN THE BOTTLE?'

guy: 'chris, please don`t get mad....'

chris: 'I ASKED YOU WHAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE!!'

guy: 'vodka'

chris: 'and where is it now???'

guy: 'well, jonny was really thirsty and....'

chris: 'JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!! where is he? son of a bitch. that vodka was mine!!!''

January 16, 200422 yr

will thinking: *where in hell i got myself in*

January 16, 200422 yr

chris: 'hey, dood, how`s my breath?'

dood: 'ugh'

January 16, 200422 yr

chris: 'what is this?'
guy: 'i was just tryin.....'
chris: 'no, i asked WHAT IS THIS?!'
guy: 'a bottle'
chris: 'and what`s in the bottle?'
guy: 'water?'
chris: 'indeed. and what was PREVIOUSLY IN THE BOTTLE?'
guy: 'chris, please don`t get mad....'
chris: 'I ASKED YOU WHAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE!!'
guy: 'vodka'
chris: 'and where is it now???'
guy: 'well, jonny was really thirsty and....'
chris: 'JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!! where is he? son of a bitch. that vodka was mine!!!''

This one is the best ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

January 16, 200422 yr

chris: 'what is this?'
guy: 'i was just tryin.....'
chris: 'no, i asked WHAT IS THIS?!'
guy: 'a bottle'
chris: 'and what`s in the bottle?'
guy: 'water?'
chris: 'indeed. and what was PREVIOUSLY IN THE BOTTLE?'
guy: 'chris, please don`t get mad....'
chris: 'I ASKED YOU WHAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE!!'
guy: 'vodka'
chris: 'and where is it now???'
guy: 'well, jonny was really thirsty and....'
chris: 'JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!! where is he? son of a bitch. that vodka was mine!!!''

lol haha omg :lol: *checks for pee* :lol: :lol:

January 16, 200422 yr

LOL :lol: :lol:

January 16, 200422 yr

:lol: :lol:

Yeah the one about alcohol is the best, very funny. :lol:

January 16, 200422 yr

chris: 'what is this?'
guy: 'i was just tryin.....'
chris: 'no, i asked WHAT IS THIS?!'
guy: 'a bottle'
chris: 'and what`s in the bottle?'
guy: 'water?'
chris: 'indeed. and what was PREVIOUSLY IN THE BOTTLE?'
guy: 'chris, please don`t get mad....'
chris: 'I ASKED YOU WHAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE!!'
guy: 'vodka'
chris: 'and where is it now???'
guy: 'well, jonny was really thirsty and....'
chris: 'JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!! where is he? son of a bitch. that vodka was mine!!!''

Haha :lol: , i love this one!

January 16, 200422 yr

thank you indeed.

*gets her throphe*

January 16, 200422 yr

divaaaaa :rolleyes:

January 16, 200422 yr

:lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

January 17, 200422 yr

chris: 'what is this?'
guy: 'i was just tryin.....'
chris: 'no, i asked WHAT IS THIS?!'
guy: 'a bottle'
chris: 'and what`s in the bottle?'
guy: 'water?'
chris: 'indeed. and what was PREVIOUSLY IN THE BOTTLE?'
guy: 'chris, please don`t get mad....'
chris: 'I ASKED YOU WHAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE!!'
guy: 'vodka'
chris: 'and where is it now???'
guy: 'well, jonny was really thirsty and....'
chris: 'JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!! where is he? son of a bitch. that vodka was mine!!!''

:lol: :lol: that's great!

January 17, 200422 yr

:D i hafta surf some to get some pix

January 17, 200422 yr

sure you do !

January 17, 200422 yr

chris: 'where am i?'

guy on the left: 'it`s ok chris, just walk. i`m supporting you.'

chris: 'why?'

guy on the left: 'you`re drunk.'

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