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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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Chris: *Farts* Ooooooooh yeah, that was good...sorry guys, too many cameras give me gas.

Jonny: Phoar! Jeese Chris, thats bloody awful! Argh, it smells worse Guy's aftershave. You could wipe out a whole species with that!

Will: *Thinking* Haha, Chris is a right minx...go on my son, show 'em what your made of

Chris:*Feels trousers* Ooops...i think i pushed too hard...

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:lol: :lol: that was really good! :lol: :lol:

will thinking: *that`s the best position you can get.... to be behind everyone...no one sees my hands, i`m so lucky. weee*

chris thinking: *it`s hard to concentrate when will`s hand`s penetrating me*

guy thinking: *i`m wondering what`s better: will`s left hand or my rainbow scarf*

jonny thinking: *ooh shit, that`s beyonce knowles herself...just keep your cool.... don`t .... get... over-excited.... shit.... too late*

:lol: :lol: :wink3: Will's hands are only meant for me though! :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

Guy looks so funny and hot on this piccie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

he looks like he's got a fly stuck to his nose.... :P :D :D :D

didn't mean to hurt ya sis, I know he's your man! but he does!!!

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Nice one!

didn't mean to hurt ya sis' date=' I know he's your man! but he does!!![/quote']

 

:rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: that was really good! :lol: :lol:

 

Hehehe thanx :P

I love Weedy's last one. Will's statement matches his smug grin :lol: :lol:

Chris: *Farts* Ooooooooh yeah, that was good...sorry guys, too many cameras give me gas.

Jonny: Phoar! Jeese Chris, thats bloody awful! Argh, it smells worse Guy's aftershave. You could wipe out a whole species with that!

Will: *Thinking* Haha, Chris is a right minx...go on my son, show 'em what your made of

Chris: *Feels trousers* Ooops...i think i pushed too hard...

hahahaha :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Chris: *Farts* Ooooooooh yeah, that was good...sorry guys, too many cameras give me gas.

Jonny: Phoar! Jeese Chris, thats bloody awful! Argh, it smells worse Guy's aftershave. You could wipe out a whole species with that!

Will: *Thinking* Haha, Chris is a right minx...go on my son, show 'em what your made of

Chris: *Feels trousers* Ooops...i think i pushed too hard...

hahahaha :lol:

 

lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

he looks like he's got a fly stuck to his nose.... :P :D :D :D

 

 

How mean of you sista! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahahahaha!!! yeah me can be mean! - * Why I am reffering to myself in third person I will never know...* :D :D :D :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :angry:

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