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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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:lol: :lol: :idea2: he so could!!! I think we should crown him the arse of the year.......year? I mean century!!! :idea2: :lol: :dozey:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :blush: and when he wins we can all go up and give it a spanking :wink3:

:lol: :lol: yeah and you'd have to go first of course what with being his no1 fan and all :idea2: :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol: hehe yer....his award could be an image of him lol and his bum :lol:

yeah him bending over :wink3:

:lol:

 

All four of them~LOOK INTO OUR EYES...YOU WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR PAKAGES AND STOP THE MENTAL DAMAGES TO GUY

 

Guy~Yer ummm no excuse me i like the spanking and i won an award...you lot are jealous just because i have an arse to die for!

 

Others~GET THE BASTARD!!!!!

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soz its crap lol :lol:

:lol: :lol:

That pic reminds me of the Demon Headmaster :lol:

will: 'do you want to stare, jonny?'

jonny: 'naaah, i`ll just smile'

guy: 'what you need is a little bit of wax and fit hands and you`ve got my hairstyle copied'

 

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Aaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!! Look at femme Guy's hair! Oh that's the funniest thing I've seen it a long time :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too! hhahahahhaa

guy: 'talk to the ass cuz the face aint listenin`'

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Sis, that´s your booty av :P

 

*squeeze booty*

dood on the right: 'well, i find it hard to believe it`s you'

chris: 'well, sir, it is me.'

dood: 'doesn`t look like it...'

chris: 'i swear it`s me. the picture was taken a week ago!'

dood: 'i still can`t find any similarity.'

chris: 'are you suspendin that i have a fake picture in my passport?'

dood: 'well, yes'

chris: 'sir, i need to be home tomorrow. i don`t want any trouble here.'

dood: 'and we don`t want any trouble either. you look suspicious.'

chris: 'i look suspicious???? what the hell? do you think i`d blow up a plane??'

dood: 'well...i didn`t mean that'

chris: 'then what in shit`s crap did you mean?'

dood: 'i think i saw you on MTV'

 

buehehehe i was reading this shit again and noticed i should`ve written 'suspecting' instead of 'suspendin' geeez, i guess it`s becuz i`m slightly dislexic. *meow*

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ drinking contests with Jonny

;)

Chris:That fat photographer was too big! :dead:

Chris: Can I get a lift ?

Guy playing hopscotch: I can´t find the stone on number 5

Will (look at Will right hand): Jonny, you need to put a little, just a little salt when cooking pasta.

Jonny: oh, thanks for the tip Will.

 

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:D :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice job Denise!

that's just for the tip! :lol: :lol: :lol:

guy: 'talk to the ass cuz the face aint listenin`'

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Sis, that´s your booty av :P

 

*squeeze booty*

 

Yah!!! Bootey av!!!! *Had it printed and taped to my diary... hihihihi :wink3: :P *

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