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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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So funny :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: cool!!! :D

guy: 'crap... crap.. britney spears ...that`s crap too... westlife... hmmm i`ll save it ...... madonna ... crap.... damn! where is jimmy hendrix?'

guy: 'HERE IT IS!!' JIMMY HENDRIX... my inspiration.... my... my .... hey!!! he stole my afro style!!!!! ban this CD!!!!!!!!!!!!'

guy: 'doood, i can`t believe they spilled water on my head just for demanding jimmi hendrix`s CD ban!'

guy: 'omg! guys stop! chris, i just saw jonny...... doesn`t look good....'

 

to be continued

jonny: 'don`t try to negotiate.. i`m gonna jump anyway.... i found your love letter, chris... it wasn`t for me SO GOODBYE' *jumps* 'aaaaaaargh SHIT, STUPID PHOTO STUDIOS WITH FAKE VIEW POSTERS!'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

the avatar one was so cool !

I love the avatar!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

My poor Jon... he misses me so much that he's concidering ending it all!!.. poor hunni... I need to get to London fast!!! :P :P :P :D :D :D

Here's another one :lol:

 

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Chris: "Gosh Johnny, I didn't know you had the hots for me..."

Johnny: "Me neither, I was just looking at the camera, and all of a sudden, it’s here… My hand found a life of its own, I swear!"

Chris: "You should lay off the pot..."

Johnny: " Just look at the camera and stop pretending to be so shocked..."

 

They Crack me UP so much!!!!!! :P :P :P LOL!!! - and can't stop!!!- that face!!! (on both of them!!! btw!!!) :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET OVER IT!!! - IT CRAX ME UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - my stomach can't take it any more and my jaws are stuck!!! Hahahahahahaha :P :P :P :P :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL This is brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Lemme try...

 

 

 

 

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"I WILL EAT YOUR HEART! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

 

 

 

 

 

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"Aaaah! Pressure point! AAAAHHHHH!"

 

 

 

i'm not too good at this kinda thing...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Chris: 'open up wide Jonny' :lol:

Here's another one :lol:

 

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Chris: "Gosh Johnny, I didn't know you had the hots for me..."

Johnny: "Me neither, I was just looking at the camera, and all of a sudden, it’s here… My hand found a life of its own, I swear!"

Chris: "You should lay off the pot..."

Johnny: " Just look at the camera and stop pretending to be so shocked..."

 

They Crack me UP so much!!!!!! :P :P :P LOL!!! - and can't stop!!!- that face!!! (on both of them!!! btw!!!) :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET OVER IT!!! - IT CRAX ME UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - my stomach can't take it any more and my jaws are stuck!!! Hahahahahahaha :P :P :P :P :P

 

:lol: Gosh, I know. Their expressions are so cute, aren't they? That was a gem. Happy you enjoyed it :D

Kasia you're the best!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: All of the posts on this thread are a tribute to your genius :D Really love your posts (the one on Guy was priceless, finally got to see more emotions than just his 'trying to look cool' look :lol: )

LOL This is brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Lemme try...

 

 

 

 

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"I WILL EAT YOUR HEART! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

 

 

 

 

 

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"Aaaah! Pressure point! AAAAHHHHH!"

 

 

 

i'm not too good at this kinda thing...

 

But aww, but you are!!! Keep this up, let's all keep this thread alive. :lol:

It's the best antidote to a bad day, never fails to put a smile on my face :D

And I love the 'pressure point' one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Some more coming...

 

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Chris: "See, there are exactly four of us... One, two, three, four..."

Guy: "What's that asshole doing this time? Trying to teach people to count???"

Jon: "What's with his fingers? Eww, looks like he tried to bite them again. Yuck!!! Stop it will ya! Why Chris, why? Those beautiful nails..."

Will: "What's that on the back of his hand? Let's see... M-a-k-e-T-r-a-... oh ok. Make Trade Fair! Oh, not AGAIN! Give it a rest, will ya Chris? I'm tired"

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"We make a pretty good Westlife impression, don't we?" - Jon

"See, if I just lean back a little here.. Guy just needs to relax more... Will, stop frowning, smile... Chris, Aww shit Chris, you totally lost the plot... this is not a rap photoshoot, stop pretending to be Eminem!!!"

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