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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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He looks a little too innocent for my liking. :lol:

Suit you sir! :lol: :rolleyes:

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I like it :D

Aww... Thank you *blushes* :D

The pix (with Chris and Johnny) was taken during the 2002 Q Awards :P

Some more coming...

 

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Chris (smiling through gritted teeth): "Come closer Johnny, come closer... We need to show the world how good we are together"

(Grabs Johnny) "Get your fat arse over here..."

Johnny (to himself): "Oh no, he's coming, he's coming... Be steady now. Just keep smiling, the cameras won't notice..."

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Johnny (grinning widely): "I'm so happy we finally won this award..." (Gets interrupted by Chris) "Eww... What's this wet thing on my ear..."

Johnny: "Chris, stop licking my ear..."

Chris: "Ooh Johnny, I can't help it, you're sooo delicious... Mmmm, let me get my arms around... You lovely, beautiful, boy..."

One month later...

 

 

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Johnny: "Really Chris, you gotta stop doing this..."

Chris: "Doing what?"

Johnny: "Well..."

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Chris (ignoring Johnny's less-than-delighted face): "You see, the truth of the matter is, I can't help it, we're in love." "Johnny, you've been so good to me. Oh, especially in bed..."

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Johnny: " I uh... I..." (speechless)

(fakes a smile) "I'm gonna kill you Chris for saying that. You just ruined my chances of becoming the sexiest man of the millennium!!!"

Chris (on and on): "You see? It's inevitable - we just totally adore each other..."

Johnny (darkly to himself): "Just you wait Chris, just you wait.."

will thinking: *that`s the best position you can get.... to be behind everyone...no one sees my hands, i`m so lucky. weee*

chris thinking: *it`s hard to concentrate when will`s hand`s penetrating me*

guy thinking: *i`m wondering what`s better: will`s left hand or my rainbow scarf*

jonny thinking: *ooh shit, that`s beyonce knowles herself...just keep your cool.... don`t .... get... over-excited.... shit.... too late*

 

hahahahha yeah Guy is posing the Zoolander way! :P hahah

 

Hahahahahahahaha!!! The Zoolanderway!!! Brilliant :D :D :D :D

Here's another one :lol:

 

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Chris: "Gosh Johnny, I didn't know you had the hots for me..."

Johnny: "Me neither, I was just looking at the camera, and all of a sudden, it’s here… My hand found a life of its own, I swear!"

Chris: "You should lay off the pot..."

Johnny: " Just look at the camera and stop pretending to be so shocked..."

 

They Crack me UP so much!!!!!! :P :P :P LOL!!! - and can't stop!!!- that face!!! (on both of them!!! btw!!!) :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG!!!! KOOL pics!!! - I really can't stop laughing anymore!!!

 

Please more!!! :lol: :lol: :P :P

chris: 'catch me. i`m going to jump!' *jumps* 'AAARGH I SAID CATCH ME NOT RAPE ME!!!'

 

guy thinking: *whoever stole my REDBULL drink is going to die after this concert!*

will: 'omg! chris is levitating!'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Kasia you´re the best !

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