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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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"Haha, yess!!! Finally made Chris disappear (only his bottle is left)! Go Guy go! Gotta look cool... Oh God yes, I look like a guitar god don't I?"

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Guy: "Oh God no. Not another Boyband shoot! Arghh, this is getting frustrating..."

Will: "I swear I'm gonna strangle the photographer if he makes me walk down the street one more time! If I ever find out the idiot who came up with this photoshoot idea, he's gonna be dead..."

Jon: "Hey, is that Gwyneth I see over there? Oh no, gotta get Chris back, gotta get Chris..."

Chris: "Oh, man, I look cool, I look so damn f*ckin' cool! Wait till Gwyn sees me..."

And a couple more (before I disappear off for the next couple of days / weeks)... C ya guys, love ya! Y'all a lovely, lovely bunch :D :D :D

Gonna miss ya :cry:

 

 

 

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Johhny (to himself): “Arggh, I’m just so tired with Chris going oonnn and ooonnnn about himself. Chris, give it a rest...”

Chris: “Yeah, as I was saying, this is so f*cking amazing, we...”

Will (to himself): “I don’t know how long I can keep this to myself... That girl in the crowd over there keeps making hilarious faces at me. I think I’m gonna laugh.”

(his egomaniacal half) “No Will, this is YOUR chance to shine for the camera. Give your most serious look. Concentrate...”

Guy: "*sigh* This bunch of idiots... When will I ever be rid of them? Hey, there’s something interesting...”

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Chris: "This here then gentlemen, is what we call a MTV Award. You’ll only get it if you..."

Jon: "Yeesh, why is Chris taking off his jacket again? Does he think he’s good looking or something..."

Guy: "There they go again. Forever going at each other. *sigh* If they only knew – they think they hate each other but they are so in love..." "Now why doesn’t anybody love me? Me???"

Will: "Darn, there goes my photo op.! Imagine the newspaper headlines tomorrow – 'Will obscured by MTV Award' ..."

 

 

 

That's it for now. Hope you guys have enjoyed it so far :lol: :D

And a couple more (before I disappear off for the next couple of days / weeks)... C ya guys, love ya! Y'all a lovely, lovely bunch :D :D :D

Gonna miss ya :cry:

 

 

 

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Johhny (to himself): “Arggh, I’m just so tired with Chris going oonnn and ooonnnn about himself. Chris, give it a rest...”

Chris: “Yeah, as I was saying, this is so f*cking amazing, we...”

Will (to himself): “I don’t know how long I can keep this to myself... That girl in the crowd over there keeps making hilarious faces at me. I think I’m gonna laugh.”

(his egomaniacal half) “No Will, this is YOUR chance to shine for the camera. Give your most serious look. Concentrate...”

Guy: "*sigh* This bunch of idiots... When will I ever be rid of them? Hey, there’s something interesting...”

 

I liked this one!

 

:)

Brilliant pics!!!! LOL!!!

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we're gonna miss you girl!!! :P :P :P :P :embarrased: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D

Kasia you're the best!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: All of the posts on this thread are a tribute to your genius :D Really love your posts (the one on Guy was priceless' date=' finally got to see more emotions than just his 'trying to look cool' look :lol: )[/quote']

 

aaaw thanx!!! i luff yours as well !! :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you`re actually hilarious. i just read the rest of your posts. LOL

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Chris: "This here then gentlemen, is what we call a MTV Award. You’ll only get it if you..."

Jon: "Yeesh, why is Chris taking off his jacket again? Does he think he’s good looking or something..."

Guy: "There they go again. Forever going at each other. *sigh* If they only knew – they think they hate each other but they are so in love..." "Now why doesn’t anybody love me? Me???"

Will: "Darn, there goes my photo op.! Imagine the newspaper headlines tomorrow – 'Will obscured by MTV Award' ..."

 

 

 

That's it for now. Hope you guys have enjoyed it so far :lol: :D

 

lol haha "Will obscured by MTV award" :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

take care you funny human :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

see you soon gentleparachute. :)

hehe Will...obscured....MTV award :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

sorry i just find that really funny lol

:lol: :lol:

The aliens are coming :lol:

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Chris(to Jonny)~"Now because you have been a good boy and you have always wanted to touch an award....you can drool on it"

Jonny~"Ummmmm....award*Droooooool*"

Will~"Concentrate on the award....do not drop the award....Shit some bitch is taking my taxi....come back....Oh shit the award is upside down Chris is gonna kill me"

Guy(to person below him)~Dood stop pulling at my shirt....Kirsten is that...you yes it is...save it for later...*Concentrate on camaras if Chris finds out that im irrisitable to women he might come onto me like he did with Jonny"

 

 

Omg thats shit lol :lol:

And a couple more (before I disappear off for the next couple of days / weeks)... C ya guys, love ya! Y'all a lovely, lovely bunch :D :D :D

Gonna miss ya :cry:

 

 

 

396357a.jpg

 

Johhny (to himself): “Arggh, I’m just so tired with Chris going oonnn and ooonnnn about himself. Chris, give it a rest...”

Chris: “Yeah, as I was saying, this is so f*cking amazing, we...”

Will (to himself): “I don’t know how long I can keep this to myself... That girl in the crowd over there keeps making hilarious faces at me. I think I’m gonna laugh.”

(his egomaniacal half) “No Will, this is YOUR chance to shine for the camera. Give your most serious look. Concentrate...”

Guy: "*sigh* This bunch of idiots... When will I ever be rid of them? Hey, there’s something interesting...”

 

I liked this one!

 

:)

 

 

Yes I also liked this one! :nice:

:lol: :lol:

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Chris(to Jonny)~"Now because you have been a good boy and you have always wanted to touch an award....you can drool on it"

Jonny~"Ummmmm....award*Droooooool*"

Will~"Concentrate on the award....do not drop the award....Shit some bitch is taking my taxi....come back....Oh shit the award is upside down Chris is gonna kill me"

Guy(to person below him)~Dood stop pulling at my shirt....Kirsten is that...you yes it is...save it for later...*Concentrate on camaras if Chris finds out that im irrisitable to women he might come onto me like he did with Jonny"

 

 

Omg thats shit lol :lol:

 

 

awwwwww :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Twas funny :D

:lol: :lol: I love this thread!!! :lol:

Crazed fan part 2...

 

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Me: Phew! Travelling half way across the world in a sack just to meet Coldplay...man im shattered. Ive gotta get out somehow...oh shit their coming!

Chris: What the fuck's in that sack? It's been lying around for ages.

Jonny: I dunno *peeks inside* Shhhhhh, someone's inside it and they look awfully familiar...

Will: Hmmmm, you dont think its that fan who slipped on the banana skin?

Guy: Yeah the girl with the bad fashion sense

Jonny: I say we poke it with a stick or chuck it in the skip.

Me: No! Dont throw the sack away. There's nothing inside it i promise! *ehem* :stunned:

...part 3

 

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Me: Hehehehe, this spy hole was a great idea, they'll nver find me here...

Jonny: *sighs* At last some privacy *burrrrrrrrrrp* at least now i wont be caught scratching my unmentionables, farting, licking my toes or eating my juicy bogies *Puts Sclub Juniors on* Ahhhh, my favourite band! One step closer to heaven baby means...

Me:ewwww Jonny likes Sclub Juniors? Thats sick!

 

Not a great one i know :rolleyes: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

You girls are amazing !

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