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I made a thread once about mine. Had a litre of vodka or something, got naked, ran around a house full of strangers, put my clothes on, rolled on the beach, swam in the sea, kicked a cop, played midnight golf, and lots of other random crap.

 

Good times.

I fell asleep in Soho once after a night out.

My flatmate nearly smashed our tv last night. :sad:

Nearly??

 

Thats hardly a story.

I pretty much have an endless line of drunken stories, all of them are pretty neat.

 

Like going to a building my friend lives in in England, to discover she wasnt in (But I didnt realise this too much) and then I climbed up 4 floors from the outside of the building, climbed in a window, let my friends into the building, punched a hole in a wall and fell asleep in a bathtub with a boy mate of mine. Saucy.

 

Theres also the time I hijacked one of those old people shopping motors (Yknow, like wheelchair-scooters that old people seem to drive around supermarkets in) that appeared to be abandoned, couldnt quite get enough speed on it so I went down this gigantic concrete hill that led to the quayside, swerved down an alleyway to discover I was going to fall down about 20 flights of concrete stairs beside a nightclub, and watched as the scooter smashed its way to the very bottom as some bouncers poked their heads up from the bottom.

 

Gud tims

blah I got drunk and my mom didnt notice

Nearly??

 

Thats hardly a story.

thats the best I have! haha. :embarassed:

 

Well, my friend Kaz once arrived home drunk, accidently put her hand through her glass bedside table, smashing her hand into it and then went to sleep. Luckily she didnt injure her hand too bad....

blah I got drunk and my mom didnt notice

 

Hahaha! Hardcore :P

Hahaha! Hardcore :P

 

yep, on a wednesday, with strangers, I was with my mom for 40 minutes, jumping without balance, went home, I got sick, I just said "I have a headache" and went to sleep

Woo this is so much fun :wacko:

 

 

One of my friends got really drunk on our graduation party, fell off the bus the minute we got to the club, then went inside only to fall on the floor once again. Other of my drunk friends found it really funny jumping on (ON) her for a good couple of minutes for some reason, without noticing she had actually cut her chin open, bited her own tongue and broke a couple of tooth when falling. An ambulance took her down to the nearest hospital after one of my friends found her lying on the floor on a blood pool, and when she got there she refused to being treated by a quite moody doctor at 4am. She kept running around the emergency room claiming she would stitch herself as she always wanted to be a doctor. Funny bit is she came back to the party after all that :laugh3:

 

It's all a funny story now!

Haha thats a crowd pleaser.

I woke up one morning with 6 finger sized bruises on the back of my arm and leg.

 

 

 

 

 

And I tripped over my bass amp and landed... on my wall... or whatever.

 

 

Getting drunk alone in your room, always fun... :rolleyes: I don't remember any of of this, except the bruises, but my friend told me that I told HER all about it as it happened... Apparently I went online.

 

 

???? Ah. I miss the summer... kinda. :laugh4:

:laugh3: Those are great, aren't they? I remember this particular time going online and sending this random and LONG email, all based in the Beatles' song 'Good Morning Good Morning'. Yepp, that's the logic of the drunk :smug:

LMFAO well I know I've come on here a few times when I'm completely gone, but I don't even know what I say.

 

 

Those nights always end with me very emotional, singing something like Oasis at the top of my lungs, while sobbing into my pillow. :laugh4:

lmfao my theory is that everyone at some point of their drunk night end up singing Oasis til their voice is gone. That's a MUST.

:laugh4: That is so true. Fuck, it's in one of the titles! CHAMPAGNE supernova! oh so true :bigcry: :laugh4:

 

 

This is why I'm scared of going off to college, cuz I'm just going to make an utter fool of myself ahaha. Actually no, I'm not scared at all :smug: haha

mine are just too long....haha

once we went to a music festival. We drank quite a lot, and then somehow one of the three of us went somewhere else and my other friend and I decided to say hello to a fourth friend that we saw on the basketball ground. There were also some skating things, and then I suddenly decided to go on top of one (made of concrete in exponental shape - now figure out how does it look like). And then I was standing up there for some moments, and then decided to return back down. And why wouldn't I run? So I started running, and fell directly on my face. Luckily my fave was alright, but my hands and knees weren't. Not to mention other bruises that I got in the crowd, under the stage...

well, when i drink i become a very extreme person... when ppl drink they become happier or sadder or louder or friendlier

I become the friendliest, the happiest, saddest, loudest person out in the streets

so I usually have lots of things to regret the next day.....

umm some things i've done :thinking:

i started looking for blondes and every blonde i found i hugged

i shout things to every person i know

i cried soo many drunken times.. that aint good

im just very very loud

 

cant really think of a story

ppl say im funny when im drunk, but also annoying because after a while i start annoying ppl with my over friendliness

My mom and I went to a friend's house to plan for Black Friday.

 

She left drunk, and actually started to pee in the front yard, and the dog stuck its head underneath the stream and got peed on.

 

When we got home (Dad picked us up), she called my brother, Jared, Gerald, thought the vacuum cleaner was a little kid, thought the flag outside our house was an airplane, and tried to check her e-mail... she spelled her name Crysla. We had to keep her from replying to any of her e-mails. xD

 

She was puking ALL night.

My mom got bit by a horse after a night out in NYC once... it's kind of a long story.

lmfao my theory is that everyone at some point of their drunk night end up singing Oasis til their voice is gone. That's a MUST.

 

Not for me, i only sing one song. and its a song by Roy Jones called we cant be touched. Its a custom in my town to play it at every party and sing it.

 

http://www.lyriczz.com/lyriczz.php?songid=16890

Where I live the songs that are played compulsary at every party are 'The Summer of 69' by Bryan Adams, the 'Nutbush City Limits' by Tina Turner and 'Holy Grail' by Hunters & Collectors. I'm sure Cold Chisel is too but I can't think of a specific song.

 

On a school camp one the Nutbush turned into a gay stripshow from all the guys in my class. A lot of them were all smashed infront of the teachers but nobody really cared. :P

 

Another time my brother got drunk and streaked across the footy field at a local game... :thinking:

 

I don't really have any stories about myself because I don't drink. :)

Well...once i was drunk..i so a pudel..you know that dog:)

and he was barking...yeah...but i tought its a ship..so i said since when the ships are barking?

Well...is not that funny:D

Well...once i was drunk..i so a pudel..you know that dog:)

and he was barking...yeah...but i tought its a ship..so i said since when the ships are barking?

Well...is not that funny:D

 

 

Umm...I'm uncertain what to think of that....:lol: