:D

Once I was so drunk that I wasn't really drunk.

 

I wanna have drunken fun too. :embarassed:

Well...once i was drunk..i so a pudel..you know that dog:)

and he was barking...yeah...but i tought its a ship..so i said since when the ships are barking?

Well...is not that funny:D

 

That sounds more like the experience associated with being "high" rather than drunk!!:P

mine are just too long....haha

 

And too many!!:P

That sounds more like the experience associated with being "high" rather than drunk!!:P

 

 

Oh leave her alone!! :dozey:

I didn't do it, no body saw me do it, you can't prove anything. :uhoh2:

^^Ah..we all know you overdo it on the bottle...

not meeeeeee :angel:

^^^Yeah right....:lol: I don't believe that for one second..:P

I don't know what you've heard, but it's all lies! I'm innocent I tells ya! Now Mary, that's another story, she's guilty as hell! :laugh3:

Okay then..whatever you say..:P:P

I mean I wasn't the one that rolled down the giant hill at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and almost went flying into Lake Michigan.....as I have the pictures to prove :laugh3:

Oh i see..well post them..:P:P

 

As she's a turd and never comes here anymore, she deserves to be seen. :laugh3:

 

As she's a turd and never comes here anymore, she deserves to be seen. :laugh3:

 

 

ahahahaha...:lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahhaa wierd shit we did in Cleveland.

I pretty much have an endless line of drunken stories, all of them are pretty neat.

 

Like going to a building my friend lives in in England, to discover she wasnt in (But I didnt realise this too much) and then I climbed up 4 floors from the outside of the building, climbed in a window, let my friends into the building, punched a hole in a wall and fell asleep in a bathtub with a boy mate of mine. Saucy.

 

Theres also the time I hijacked one of those old people shopping motors (Yknow, like wheelchair-scooters that old people seem to drive around supermarkets in) that appeared to be abandoned, couldnt quite get enough speed on it so I went down this gigantic concrete hill that led to the quayside, swerved down an alleyway to discover I was going to fall down about 20 flights of concrete stairs beside a nightclub, and watched as the scooter smashed its way to the very bottom as some bouncers poked their heads up from the bottom.

 

Gud tims

 

:lol:

 

We need more stories :wacky:

When I was at Uni I got really drunk in a club. My friend said she knew I'd had too much when I lay down on the floor of the ladies room because "it's more comfortable to dance down here" (that was my explanation to her at the time). Anyway, my friend decided to walk me home through the city centre.

 

At the time the French Government were threatening to do some nuclear testing, and I decided I was really mad about it. I started grabbing hold of random people imploring them not to buy French goods because, I told them, they were going to "blow up the world". I believe there was even some chanting at one point, though my recollection is hazy at best.

 

And what subject was I studying at Uni... you guessed it, French!

ang, the pics are priceless. i need to really think hard about this one, there are some that obviously you dont write about to protect the innocent and there are some that we would just rather forget all together, some i have obviously have forgotten and dont want to be reminded of, this needs to be a special tale that i tell........ to be continued......

I don't have funny drunk stories :(

 

At least I can't remember them. :uhoh:

 

 

*checks her memory*

 

Nope, the first statement is the correct one.

LOL GETTING DRUNK AND DOING STUPID STUFF IS SO COOL AND MAKES YOU AWESOME!!11! WOOOOOOOOO!

sometimes a lack of memory is a good thing

just sometimes :uhoh: