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Chris and Jonny

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But who's on top? Chris or Jonny? ;)

 

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    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQbc2Bho0Ry/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link   Chris and Jonny just today finished up a short 15minute session in the studio. It just hit me... think they opene

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Okay.....I need the help of all of you all-knowing, wonderful people!

 

WHAT concert(s) are these pics from?

Where can I see this concert(s)?

 

Pretty please, with sugar - oh, the hell with sugar. I REALLY must see these videos, so I'm going right for the big guns. Pretty please with Chris and Jonny on top!!

 

The titles of these photos are misleading. 24cm and 26cm. :charming:

 

Which one is right?

 

 

 

LOL I know it's CM for Chris Martin. :P I hope. :wideeyed:

 

I believe him.[/url] :wideeyed:

 

Oh yes I remember that haha :lol:

 

And WTF "Karen" ?! :angry:

Is it just me, or is this guy a total idiot? I think he's attractive, so long as he keeps his mouth shut.

Pfff :phu:

I believe him.[/url] :wideeyed:

^ So according to this article, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF JONNY HAD BOOBS!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes you can call me a freak, I'm quite used to it :awesome:

^ So according to this article, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF JONNY HAD BOOBS!?

 

:lol::lol::lol:

OHMYGOD you're right :awesome:

 

Well, according to that theory whose name I can't remember, that says that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, or something like that - SO WHAT ?! I took economics in high-school, not physics, OK ?! :shame: - there's actually one universe in which Jonny has boobs. I wonder what happened in there...

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

OHMYGOD you're right :awesome:

 

Well, according to that theory whose name I can't remember, that says that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, or something like that - SO WHAT ?! I took economics in high-school, not physics, OK ?! :shame: - there's actually one universe in which Jonny has boobs. I wonder what happened in there...

:lol:

I bet my other Myself then is pretty damn fangirlying about them right now LOLOL

^ So according to this article, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF JONNY HAD BOOBS!?

Yes you can call me a freak, I'm quite used to it :awesome:

 

He would have been a pre-op tranny, like that patient I saw last week. :shrug:

He was a fatty in college, so he did have a little bit of man-boobs. :nod:

That explains the "immediate sexual attraction" as Chris mentioned in that interview. :laugh3:

 

Silly Twisted mind (damn it can't remember your name), nothing you say can be freakier

than the things I saw, touched and had horrific nightmares about so far in med school. :nice:

 

 

JUST. KIDDING. :wideeyed:

 

He would have been a pre-op tranny, like that patient I saw last week. :shrug:

He was a fatty in collage, so he did have a little bit of man-boobs. :nod:

That explains the "immediate sexual attraction" as Chris mentioned in that interview. :laugh3:

 

Silly Twisted mind (damn it can't remember your name), nothing you say can be freakier

than the things I saw, touched and had horrific nightmares about so far in med school. :nice:

 

 

JUST. KIDDING. :wideeyed:

Ohhh you're in a med school fascinating! :cheesy: My name is Thalia :awesome:

 

What I'd really be afraid of in terms of medical stuff about humans and all that is the smell of open wounds and decay. Or tripping over a corpse and getting all the rotten juices over me. Not that this will ever happen in my life (or a med school :lol:) but .... ugh :|

Ohhh you're in a med school fascinating! :cheesy: My name is Thalia :awesome:

 

What I'd really be afraid of in terms of medical stuff about humans and all that is the smell of open wounds and decay. Or tripping over a corpse and getting all the rotten juices over me. Not that this will ever happen in my life (or a med school :lol:) but .... ugh :|

 

Yes, Thalia, of course. :bomb: Sorry.

 

That's gross Thalia. :nod:

 

But yeah, I was elbow deep in cadavers for anatomy on first year, saw a couple of surgeries on second year, and 3 autopsies last year (held a human heart, dissected brains and stuff). Dermatological and venereal diseases weren't a pretty site this year either.

 

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But nothing in my life has prepared me for a talking cat.

 

Thalia[/url], of course. :bomb: Sorry.
I hate people who name their albums after their names :|

 

But yeah, I was elbow deep in cadavers for anatomy on first year, saw a couple of surgeries on second year, and 3 autopsies last year (held a human heart, dissected brains and stuff). Dermatological and venereal diseases weren't a pretty site this year either.

 

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Wow that's nasty! Although I would like to hold a brain in my hands someday, just to see how heavy/light that thing is and how big :surprised:

 

The most disturbing thing I saw were the victims of sulfur mustard (fortunately only pictures on the internet <__<)

 

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*googles*

Well isn't that just peachy. :|

Enough of this.

 

Now go back to sweet sweet Buckin. :sweatdrop:

 

P.S. LOL She has THREE albums named after herself. xD

*googles*

Well isn't that just peachy. :|

 

:lol:

 

Enough of this.

 

Now go back to sweet sweet Buckin. :sweatdrop:

Damn straight!

 

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P.S. LOL She has THREE albums named after herself. xD

What a biatch

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:dazzled:

 

:curtain:

 

oh, my old desktop bit the dust about two months ago. i still had my netbook, but i didn't come on the forums too often with it...

 

but now i have a brand new desktop and hopefully i will be around much more. :blush:

Yay for your new desktop! :dance:

You know, I was repeatedly listening to Why Does It Always Rain On Me? until a few mins ago, so when I re-read my "Brooke, where have you gone?", I sang it in my mind :laugh3:

 

UATW is Jonny's favorite song in Mylo Xyloto.

Today I was listening Steve Lamacq interview with coldplay (25.10.2011), Steve asked Jonny what was his favorite part of record involving Chris in.. and Jonny answered Us Aganist the World-singing and the chorus of Paradise :heart: :heart:

Chris answered the same question for jonny: hurts like heaven, riff in etiaw and solo in paradise. (he answered very quickly :D :D )

 

Oh right, that was an awesome interview :wacky:

 

Everytime I come back to this thread you people have posted another ton of LOLtatsic things! :lol:

 

 

 

I love you guys and how you keep that thread alive with passion. I remember times where it was on page 5 :disappointed:

 

that is, like, blasphemy. :blank:

:blank: :nod:

 

:nod:

 

But that would make it more fun :sneaky: :D!

 

 

There's also "Fingers Of Love", that would be a good choice, too...:whistle:

 

 

I like this idea of my fandoms coming together :lol:.

OMG hahahaha :laugh3:

 

^ So according to this article, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF JONNY HAD BOOBS!?

 

Yes you can call me a freak, I'm quite used to it :awesome:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

OHMYGOD you're right :awesome:

 

Well, according to that theory whose name I can't remember, that says that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, or something like that - SO WHAT ?! I took economics in high-school, not physics, OK ?! :shame: - there's actually one universe in which Jonny has boobs. I wonder what happened in there...

:lol:

 

HAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

 

I bet my other Myself then is pretty damn fangirlying about them right now LOLOL

 

Mine too :laugh3:

 

He would have been a pre-op tranny, like that patient I saw last week. :shrug:

He was a fatty in college, so he did have a little bit of man-boobs. :nod:

That explains the "immediate sexual attraction" as Chris mentioned in that interview. :laugh3:

This was my first thought!!! :laugh3: Jonny used to have tiny boobs! :lol:

Jonny used to have tiny boobs! :lol:

 

My life has changed forever

 

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That's OK, Gwyneth also has tiny titties. :nod:

 

 

 

OMG we totally effed up this innocent thread... :sick: ...wait, innocent? :thinking:

That's OK, Gwyneth also has tiny titties. :nod:

 

Haha, my ex used to remind me that even if Gwyneth won the guy I had a crush on, my boobs were bigger,lol.

 

OK, I demand photographic evidence concerning Jonny!:lol:

That's OK, Gwyneth also has tiny titties. :nod:
LOL

OMG we totally effed up this innocent thread... :sick: ...wait, innocent? :thinking:
HA, good one! :awesome:

OK, I demand photographic evidence concerning Jonny!:lol:

I wanna see Jonny's boobz now :nod:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay seriously guys, why do I get the feeling that we're posting pretty twisted stuff the last few weeks? :lol: If I look back at the really old pages, people weren't nearly as sick as us LOL

Nah, I think it's always been pretty pervy. I used to be scared to check this thread out,lol. But there may be a few more overstated comments and photoshop trainwrecks than before,lol.

Nah, I think it's always been pretty pervy. I used to be scared to check this thread out,lol. But there may be a few more overstated comments and photoshop trainwrecks than before,lol.

Hmmm okay then. And you're right about the photoshop trainwrecks! :lol: I believe the ones I reposted recently are rather old :nod:

 

 

I should really do some strange photomanips with Comicforce (holy crap I don't know her name!! D:) for the LULZ just because we can :awesome:

Hmmm okay then. And you're right about the photoshop trainwrecks! :lol: I believe the ones I reposted recently are rather old :nod:

 

 

I should really do some strange photomanips with Comicforce (holy crap I don't know her name!! D:) for the LULZ just because we can :awesome:

 

It's Row, and I bet that would be amazing!!

Alright people, I'm not giving up! I think I've got it now.

 

SO....anyone? Please......have any idea what concerts these pics are from and how I can see them?

 

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Okay seriously guys, why do I get the feeling that we're posting pretty twisted stuff the last few weeks? :lol: If I look back at the really old pages, people weren't nearly as sick as us LOL

 

Obviously, it's because of the economic crisis, that drives us all crazy :nod:

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