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The Perv Unit

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my day hasnt been even slightly pervy yet :bigcry:

 

and I'm quite lost in the Coldplay section .. there are so many threads, old and news ones !

 

Hahaha! A couple of troublemakers went through last night and bumped a bunch of old threads.;) (What pains in the ass we..er, I mean they...are!!:lol:)

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Yeah ! Pains in the ass ! but thanks i needed that, i was going FREAKING BANANAS with all the VH and VLV threads :dozey:

*comes running* where do I sign?? where do I sign?? :laugh3:

 

These pervy thoughts won't get out of my head :bomb:

omg! even the smilies!!>> :whatever:

 

:sneaky: a newcomer !

the Perv family's getting bigger :cool:

Yeah ! Pains in the ass ! but thanks i needed that, i was going FREAKING BANANAS with all the VH and VLV threads :dozey:

 

lol. Yeah it was a nice change...and funny as hell too!

 

Welcome to the Unit, new one!:D

Hey Indya! Yes, I will update definitely...someone tell me how to do one of those cool spoiler things??

 

Did I read correctly that you are in Sanford? Was there the other day at Seminole Towne Center! Small world!;)

 

No way really!! oh my gosh, well, I come and go there now because I live in Daleville Alabama but my dad lives at that boats place on 46, I think it's called Hatteras Sound apartments. I visit him every now and then and I'm suppose to be going to his apt. June 1st. That's so cool you were there, it's such a small mall. Have you been to that place with the stadium seated theatre? with all the little small shops and restaruants? It's near Heathrow. Colonial I think is what it's called. *sigh* I miss Florida so much... :dozey:

*comes running* where do I sign?? where do I sign?? :laugh3:

 

These pervy thoughts won't get out of my head :bomb:

omg! even the smilies!!>> :whatever:

 

You thought that too! I thought I was the only one. :whatever: :sneaky::wink3:

Yeah ! Pains in the ass ! but thanks i needed that, i was going FREAKING BANANAS with all the VH and VLV threads :dozey:

 

definitely, I was going out of my mind with all of that. But it will be funny one day to look back on it to see everyone going wild for this album when were in like LP18 lol

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Alright first post is updated...still working on getting the C and J gif in there right...

 

*smacks computer upside the monitor*

you know what i also think? i think we should have our own section even on wikiCP. just another thought....

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First page updated! Finally!:laugh3:

 

 

Let the perviness continue!:wink3:

soooo... i decided to be brave and see what was going on in here....

that spoiler at the beginning will give me nightmares!! :stunned:

omg :laugh4:

 

:stunned:

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soooo... i decided to be brave and see what was going on in here....

that spoiler at the beginning will give me nightmares!! :stunned:

omg :laugh4:

 

:stunned:

 

 

Ah, your perv skills just need to be honed! We'll have you fully pervy in no time!;)

I'll never see Chris and Jonny the same way I always have:wacky:

 

 

I wonder what they would say if they saw that....

 

..probably:

C: "Jonny I thought you said there weren't any cameras back there!!!"

J: I did! damn that sneaky perv unit!!

:P

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I'll never see Chris and Jonny the same way I always have:wacky:

 

 

I wonder what they would say if they saw that....

 

..probably:

C: "Jonny I thought you said there weren't any cameras back there!!!"

J: I did! damn that sneaky perv unit!!

:P

 

 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

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Alright, ladies and the few brave gents, there have actually been studies about this perviness we seem to have, especially when it comes to Chris and Jonny...found this on perez...

 

 

The phenomenon of straight women who love gay male porn has been documented and was discussed plenty when flocks of females gushed over Brokeback Mountain. When women came out of their fag-loving closet, it illustrated the flip side of a common theory: Plenty of straight men love girl/girl porn because they want to see lots of who they lust after. The same is true for het women: They like to look at hot naked men fucking, and it doesn't really matter that they're fucking each other. I think it may also be true that while pornos full of romance and mood lighting are marketed to women, some prefer a sweaty, get-right-down-to-it romp in the locker room any day. Wired.com columnist Regina Lynn, author of Sexier Sex: Lessons from the Brave New Sexual Frontier, writes that it's not always about identifying with someone in a scene: "For me, gay porn has always been arousing because of its masculinity. The strength and power, plus the double dose of raw male drive and sexuality, add up to more than the sum of their parts."

 

 

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Heh, intriguing! I think women are a lot less likely to admit certain stuff, too, because they want to appear proper. I just never got the whole Chris/Jonny thing...

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Heh, intriguing! I think women are a lot less likely to admit certain stuff, too, because they want to appear proper. I just never got the whole Chris/Jonny thing...

 

 

For me, the Chris and Jonny thing is so appealing because they are both beautiful and they are very touchy feely with each other...I guess its just always had me thinking that if they could kiss each other on stage, then what are they doing when no one is watching??:wink3:

First page updated! Finally!:laugh3:

 

 

Let the perviness continue!:wink3:

 

Ooooooo it looks so... so.... perverted... :sneaky: thank you very much.

I was wondering if you could credit me on the remix of our perverted anthem.

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Ooooooo it looks so... so.... perverted... :sneaky: thank you very much.

I was wondering if you could credit me on the remix of our perverted anthem.

 

 

Done!

Done!

 

Why thank you very much pervalicious melanieau :kiss: I appreciate that very much. :dozey:

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Why thank you very much pervalicious melanieau :kiss: I appreciate that very much. :dozey:

 

no problem...I do aim to please:sneaky:

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Perv game time!

 

We've all done this but its time for us to post them here in the Perv Unit thread.

 

What's your porn name?

 

You get your porn star name by using the first pet you had as the first name and the first street you lived on for your surname.

 

 

So, what's yours??

 

I'll start.

 

Brownie Community :laugh3:

that's like impossible for me to do...

I bought my first 2 pets at the same time so i can't say which is my first

I've lived in 22 houses so remembering the street of my first house is just impossible ....I don't even remember what I had for breakfast! :laugh3:

and if I were to remember it just wouldn't fit right because it would be a street name in spanish

 

Why don't you guys pick my porn name? :sneaky:

 

 

..and just in case.. my pets' names were Phil and Lil hehehe

Stevie Muirfield.

 

That's awesome.

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