strawberry linked me here :sad:

 

But I'll post what I needed to later :charming:

I work with three ladies in an office at work.

one of them is SO FUCKING FIT

and at the end of every day she has to climb onto my desk to mark some stuff on the whiteboard I sit in front of.

and I make funny jokes like "oh I didn't know I'd ordered a strip-o-gram!"

but really I'm thinking "would you notice if I started groping you"

 

I NEED TO VENT.

I NEED TO VENT ON HER!

 

:freak:

I WANT TO DO HER.

 

ARGHHHHHHHH

 

every day she gets changed in our small office, like, she changes her top,

so she's standing in her bra alot of the time.

 

I think she wants me.

she's totally getting her wabs out to entice me!!

 

(yes, I just said 'wabs' - it's a word I maded up)

I know what you mean.

but she doesn't like, openly flirt with me when we talk.

which is like all day.

I don't understand women! :P

no....

 

But I mean COME ON!

 

it could make sense, I mean, she DOES have to use the white board that I just happen to sit in front of.

 

and she does need to change from her work shirt to her normal shirt when we finish.

 

I want to think it's deliberate but I dunno.

all I know is that she is all kinds of fine.

haha I wish I could do street talk.

I'm too white for that. :laugh3:

she's not that in your face no.

I think she could be at home thinking about getting herself a slice of Jamie pie.

:lol:

as always, your advice is top notch! :kiss: :P

 

and she's not my boss, so I might have to!

I always do stupid things that are abnormal at times like that

like Jim off american pie!

 

I'd most likely start worrying and spurt out "You know I'd like to penetrate you"

 

:laugh3:

oh please! I get enough. I get more than enough.

but god forbid me saying this........... I think I might like this one more than that. :confused:

 

don't get me wrong, I totally gonna do her.

but then I might be nice to her afterwards too! :P

:shocked2::o:stunned::confused: :cry::\:wreck::shame::sad::sad2: :uneasy::disappointed::worried2::shocked2:

 

 

 

 

 

wow umm.....

 

today's not gonna be a good day :sick:

:shocked2::o:stunned::confused: :cry::\:wreck::shame::sad::sad2: :uneasy::disappointed::worried2::shocked2:

 

 

 

 

 

wow umm.....

 

today's not gonna be a good day :sick:

 

 

Why Aleja?? :(

:laugh3:

:cry:

 

why Chris? oh you wouldn't know... you were only giving him advice on how to do her!!

 

:cry:

dp

:cry:

 

why Chris? oh you wouldn't know... you were only giving him advice on how to do her!!

 

:cry:

 

Why is that bad? You feel like you missing out? Believe me JD going for someone just means more of me... :wink3: :P

:confused:

:confused:

 

I may have had a couple drinks earlier, ignore anything I say :p!!

 

Except this and that is Phil Harvey should be plastered in this thread, how can you girls not find him the perv-loveliest!! :stunned:

Hi, I'm new here.

 

Is this perv unit what I think it is?

YES

Can I post pictures?

 

That's with the little "insert image" button right?

YES

 

hey mel! long time no talk. :wacko:

^ very long time! but you know what, its a bit of a mystery, cos someone else isn't posting much at the minute...

hey! how's it going? i've been slowly coming down from my coldplay high...gotta get another injection soon....i'm getting shaky...

Can I post pictures?

 

That's with the little "insert image" button right?

 

Well you can count on that i won't get shocked no matter what you post :smug:

 

And yup, that's the button!

hey! how's it going? i've been slowly coming down from my coldplay high...gotta get another injection soon....i'm getting shaky...

 

:wiseguy: mmmm i see. tell me about it. :dozey:

 

"The look...of love...is in....your eyes."

Except this and that is Phil Harvey should be plastered in this thread' date=' how can you girls not find him the perv-loveliest!! :stunned:[/quote']

oh we DO Chris! WE DO :wideeyed:

November can not get here fast enough...you going to both shows Indya??

I'm not going to any shows.:cry:

November can not get here fast enough...you going to both shows Indya??

 

there's going to be two shows in florida?!?!?!?!?!!?? :stunned::stunned::stunned::o:o:o:shocked2::shocked2::shocked2:

uh yeah...Orlando and Ft. Lauderdale...get with it girl!!!!:P

HOLY DAMN. umm, well i could try!!! but i dunno. *sigh* i've beeen so outta it lately. :disappointed:

I'm not going to any shows.:cry:

 

ah don't worry..me neither :wink: