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The Perv Unit

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Emmy, you can't have them both :mean:

 

Watch me. :smartass2:

 

Oh alright!!! Your body is warm against mine:wink3:

 

*kisses you*

 

*kisses your stomach and wraps your legs around me* :wink3:

 

...jealous yet, Chris? :shy:

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Watch me. :smartass2:

 

 

 

*kisses your stomach and wraps your legs around me* :wink3:

 

...jealous yet, Chris? :shy:

I like:wink3:

 

*starts to breath heavily*

*kisses your stomach and wraps your legs around me* :wink3:

 

...jealous yet, Chris? :shy:

 

I highly doubt it :P

 

*takes off clothes and sprays whipped cream on self* :charming:

I like:wink3:

 

*starts to breath heavily*

 

*dims the lights even more and curls up against your warm body* :sweatdrop:

 

I highly doubt it :P

 

*takes off clothes and sprays whipped cream on self* :charming:

 

*rubs the warm dripping chocolate onto self* :wacky:

Whoo its steamy in here, hotter the better:sneaky:

 

*ooo I like chocolate*

*decorates self with strawberries* :wacko:

I suppose no one will believe me if I tell them I'm in the bath right now, typing on my laptop which happens to be on the floor next to me. :stunned: :sneaky:

Chocolate and strawberry's are the perfect combination!!!

 

*what happened to Chris*

 

More for me:lol:

I suppose no one will believe me if I tell them I'm in the bath right now, typing on my laptop which happens to be on the floor next to me. :stunned: :sneaky:

Are you serious:stunned:

I'm stuck here on a 32 degrees day hot and sweaty :sweatdrop:

 

Yeah I wanna know where Chris went :sad:

Are you serious:stunned:

 

Completely. :surprised: :wink3:

 

I'm stuck here on a 32 degrees day hot and sweaty :sweatdrop:

 

Yeah I wanna know where Chris went :sad:

 

I know, he disappeared. :\

Completely. :surprised: :wink3:

 

 

 

I know, he disappeared. :\

Hehe:lol:

 

Well, im in my room watching Family Guy. Not as exciting!!

 

*oh but im naked too*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:not really

Perhaps we need to make you naked :sneaky:

:wideeyed:

 

Start tearing away!!!!

:wideeyed:

 

Start tearing away!!!!

 

*rips Joe's shirt off and kisses neck*

*rips Joe's shirt off and kisses neck*

Rough!! Thats just the way I like it:sneaky:

 

Anybody going to help me out with my pants:stunned:

Rough!! Thats just the way I like it:sneaky:

 

Anybody going to help me out with my pants:stunned:

 

What pants?

 

*tosses them in the corner* :sneaky:

So im the only one with no clothes on. Anybody else what to join:wink3:

Well I'm stuck in PJ shorts and a bra because of the heat :sweatdrop:

You can just take the shorts off!!!

 

:P

Off come the shorts :sneaky:

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