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The Perv Unit

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No, mine :mean:

 

And I will fight to the bone because of it. You got him last night, my turn now :whip:

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Hmm girl fight. Too bad im blinded folded!!:lol:

Hmm girl fight. Too bad im blinded folded!!:lol:

 

*rips off your blindfold and kisses you passionately while kicking at Emma*

 

:sneaky:

 

Hey, speaking of Chris, I think it's high time we saw a picture of him. :wacky:

Don't fight over me girls!! Well you can just let me get involved first :wink:.

 

And Emma2 can't win by default, coz I needed a massage from her and she never gave me one :bigcry: thats not very good making it up to me!!! :( :cry:

 

Emma1 can step into the ranks. If she wants to that is :wink3:.

Don't fight over me girls!! Well you can just let me get involved first :wink:.

 

And Emma2 can't win by default, coz I needed a massage from her and she never gave me one :bigcry: thats not very good making it up to me!!! :( :cry:

 

Emma1 can step into the ranks. If she wants to that is :wink3:.

 

*pulls you off into a dark corner and starts stroking your back* :kiss:

*rubs oil into Chris' back* :wacky:

 

Anything you want :kiss: and yeah how about a pic? :wacko:

*rips off your blindfold and kisses you passionately while kicking at Emma*

 

:sneaky:

 

Hey, speaking of Chris, I think it's high time we saw a picture of him. :wacky:

Hello, there you are:wink3:

Your a very good kisser!

*pulls you off into a dark corner and starts stroking your back* :kiss:

 

Here we are, little miss I'll-do-it-when-Emmytwin-is-around-just-to-compete :dozey: typical :rolleyes:

Hello, there you are:wink3:

Your a very good kisser!

 

That's what they tell me :stunned: :sneaky:

 

Here we are, little miss I'll-do-it-when-Emmytwin-is-around-just-to-compete :dozey: typical :rolleyes:

 

*leaves the room to have dinner but takes Chris with me*

 

I hope my mom doesn't mind some nakedness. :wink3:

Its ok Emma1, we don't need them ;) :shy:.

 

Dinner?! Maybe go straight to dessert!

 

And a pic, hmm depends, I have two different coloured eyes, you might get lost in them :blush:.

I'm getting confused which is 1 and which is 2 :rolleyes4:

 

Two different colored eyes? Show, it sounds cute :blush:

Wait Emma(1) So you were kissing me, now your going to go off with someone else!!!:shifty:

 

Hmmmm!!!! (Sorry Chris:P)

Emma1 is you Colbs, coz 1 comes before 2 ;) :kiss:.

Emmytwin is very irrational like that Joe :wacko:

 

Chrissy :wacky::blush::shy: Dessert sounds nice :nice:

Oh ok, so I was talking about 2 then!!

Dessert would be better if I could eat it off you though :sneaky:.

 

Oh ok, so I was talking about 2 then!!

 

Yes, you can have her by all means :P.

Oh ok!! Well we can just trade off every single time!

 

:laugh3::lol:

Dessert would be better if I could eat it off you though :sneaky:.

 

 

 

Yes, you can have her by all means :P.

 

*lays chocolate covered strawberries along my body*

 

Are you hungry, Chris? :wink3:

 

Wait Emma(1) So you were kissing me, now your going to go off with someone else!!!:shifty:

 

Hmmmm!!!! (Sorry Chris:P)

 

*strokes your hips*

 

You were saying, Joe? :shy:

Yes but you weren't what I ordered on the menu Emma2! :P

 

I still haven't got that massage yet *sad pout* :(.

Mmmmm, thats the spot!!!

 

:sweatdrop:

You like cream, Chris? :wink3:

Yes but you weren't what I ordered on the menu Emma2! :P

 

I still haven't got that massage yet *sad pout* :(.

 

*rubs your shoulders sensually while licking your neck*

Mmmmm, thats the spot!!!

 

:sweatdrop:

 

Time for you to be blindfolded again, Joe. :sneaky:

 

*covers your eyes with my hand while pressing up against you*

Emmy, you can't have them both :mean:

Time for you to be blindfolded again, Joe. :sneaky:

 

*covers your eyes with my hand while pressing up against you*

Oh alright!!! Your body is warm against mine:wink3:

 

*kisses you*

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